Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[RPM 26580]

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

That whole family is in for a rude awakening when they die and the eternity elevator only has a down button.

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

So under that same logic, God wanted Obama to be president also? Do you think God was wrong on that decision Sarah? Also, while we're at it, what is God's stance on rawdogging porn stars while your 3rd wife is breastfeeding your newborn son? 

i wish our press would do their jobs on follow ups like this.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

3 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

So under that same logic, God wanted Obama to be president also? Do you think God was wrong on that decision Sarah? Also, while we're at it, what is God's stance on rawdogging porn stars while your 3rd wife is breastfeeding your newborn son? 

You don't get it. When Republicans win, it's God's will. When Democrats win, it's a victory for Satan. And then those Democrats are going to try to do things like healing the sick and feeding the poor. We can't have that. 

[Red Five 41635]

Hmm, I bet you could rationalize all sorts of shit with “god wants it”.

[TornACL 7792]

It's just ridiculous transparent pandering. Of course they'll tell CBN that. 

[staboner 5069]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

My lord, she’s a huge disgusting person.

And that’s how I know that there is no god.

Because no real god would ever select Donald Fucking Trump for any moral leadership position much less President.

And if he did exist and heard such blasphemy coming out of Huckabeef’s disgusting mouth, he’d send a bolt of lightning down right on her misshapen cantaloupe head.

[Post Oak 20551]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

If I did believe in God id be all out on him after this 

[Brisketexan 106727]

God killed almost everyone on earth in a flood. He destroyed cities in anger. He sent waves of plagues to Egypt. He made Trump president.
Sarah is on to something, the pattern is undeniable.

[UpperWestside 6263]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

That whole family is in for a rude awakening when they die and the eternity elevator only has a down 

Just a bunch of assholes. Her and her father are just completely evil human beings.

[Theo Huxtable 48]

"God wanted it"...that never ends well. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 1/29/2019 at 4:02 PM, atomheartbevo said:

So I take it you’ve never had somebody shove two fingers up your ass right at the moment of......nevermind.  

[Asithappens 978]

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

God killed almost everyone on earth in a flood. He destroyed cities in anger. He sent waves of plagues to Egypt. He made Trump president.
Sarah is on to something, the pattern is undeniable.

But... He's a Loving God, doncha know.

(yeah, He may be, but His dumb shit adherents today really fuck things up)

 

[High Plains Drifter 11165]

On 1/12/2019 at 5:17 PM, Bama Chick said:

Her baby is mostly Huckabee and very little Sanders.

The Huckabee genetics are strong.





And y’all, those dogs have seen some SHIT!

I thought vertical stripes were supposed to be slimming?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

It's pretty sad that Sarah is the skinny one in the family.

[kevwun 16382]

Since they're from Arkansas, I assume it was because she was constantly running away from her family's sexual advances.

[Chad Fuck 18111]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's pretty sad that Sarah is was the skinny one in the family.

We don't have recent evidence of the current state of family corpulescence.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20855]

When I think of people who can know the inner mind of God and channel his thoughts to express them to us verbally, the first one I think of is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. 

[Goredho 17637]

I'm thinking "God" is Vladmir Putin's call sign inside the white house.

[elfenix 34677]

Since they're from Arkansas, I assume it was because she was constantly running away from her family's sexual advances.

No way she's ever run, let alone constantly.

 

[Celery Man 21078]

Sarah Sanders on CNN talking about working together to achieve greatness.  Infrastructure.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

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Huckabeef crawled out of her cave. Will she see her shadow?

One press conf in the last 40 days.

[Gil Bang 26199]

as usual, she lied through her fat teeth

[hobbes2702 13378]

Highlights?

[ztejas 44114]

I was wondering who the lazy-eyed bovine creature was that was on the television at lunch. 

She looks like she crawled out of a jar of mayonnaise. 

[lemonlime 5503]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Highlights?

Lie.

Another Lie.

"We're looking into that."

Another lie.

"Fake news!!!!"

Another lie.

Another lie

Another lie.

 

[4th&Five 41917]

 

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51 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Highlights?

Scroll through

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1105169230314590208

[horn4life 3832]

Highest paid human per answer in modern history....

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Lie.

Another Lie.

"We're looking into that."

Another lie.

"Fake news!!!!"

Another lie.

Another lie

Another lie.

 

and

"The President has been clear [non-answer]"

[DigglerontheHoof 21533]

Just when I think she can't get any more hideous, she has another presser.   Her eyes are migrating from her face; not that I blame them. 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

as usual, she lied through her fat teeth

Doing the job she was hired to do. Just like Cohen. 

[hobbes2702 13378]

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Doing the job she was hired to do. Just like Cohen Goebbels

FIFY

[Bama Chick 28596]

Look at this professionalism.

[David Dennison 19444]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Look at this professionalism.
 

 

[Gil Bang 26199]

fucking fat cunt

[tucker 238]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking fat cunt

Given the rumor that she was looking for a job a few months ago, it shows most people are completely unemployable after working for the Trump administration 

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1 hour ago, tucker said:

Given the rumor that she was looking for a job a few months ago, it shows most people are completely unemployable after working for the Trump administration 

I wonder if she's considered working for a foreign company?

[FondrenRoad 4378]

10 hours ago, tucker said:

Given the rumor that she was looking for a job a few months ago, it shows most people are completely unemployable after working for the Trump administration 

She is really abhorrent. In a sea of terrible unlikable people, including Trump himself, she may very well be the worst. 

[Lagunamadre 1975]

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking fat cunt

I thought hard on what to type. But you took the words from me. 

[Biff Tannen 46079]

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

She is really abhorrent. In a sea of terrible unlikable people, including Trump himself, she may very well be the worst. 

On the surface, maybe.  I think the worst goes to The Derel Mitch McConnell.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

On the surface, maybe.  I think the worst goes to The Derel Mitch McConnell.

Trump is the absolute worst. And he brings out the worst in all who associate with him. After Trump, it's hard to rank all the shitbags that surround him. McConnell? Nunes? Ryan? Graham? Jordan? Kennedy? (And so on.)

Sanders? Kellyanne? Trump's kids? Giuliani? Hannity? (And so on.)

It's a dizzying array of douchebags. 

[atomheartbevo 90582]

1. Trump
2. Mitch - pure evil asshole
3. Graham - completely sold out the principles he claims to have, sold out his friend, just for a little access
4. Sanders - she still pretends to be a Good Christian
5. Everybody else is just a bunch of simple-minded grifters looking for a quick buck from their donors and lobbyists. 

[jimmyjazz 47011]

Because why not?

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Traitor

[Mo Horn 8934]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Because why not?

I honestly dont know how people do this with a straight face. She can't be stupid enough to actually believe it. 

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I honestly dont know how people do this with a straight face. She can't be stupid enough to actually believe it. 

No, she’s not. She just has to go out there and face these questions, and when asked she has to say something, and the truth is not an option so here we are. 

[Red Five 41635]

I've lost count how many times I've heard "look, the president was obviously joking". 

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SHS: The sky is red.

The 40%: Yeah I guess it is.