Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[jimmyjazz 47011]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I've lost count how many times I've heard "look, the president was obviously joking". 

You'd think he'd have said something funny by now, given how often he jokes around.  

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I honestly dont know how people do this with a straight face. She can't be stupid enough to actually believe it. 

She knows exactly what she's doing. They all know they're peddling lies. That's the strategy that got them into power. That's how Trump has always run his business. They think people are too stupid to see it. For 40% of the American public, they're right. 

[Red Five 41638]

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

[Biff Tannen 46079]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

Just...just don't.  It doesn't matter. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4137]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

If you're trying to make sense of it, you've already lost.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I mean, it doesn't even make sense. Was the joke supposed to be that he constantly talked about how much he likes Wikileaks, but that he actually doesn't? That's not how jokes work. 

Did I say something I want to distance myself from now? I was just joking. Is someone who was once close to me now a liability? I barely knew them. Do you have video of me doing something that makes me look bad? I never did that. 

Honest, babe. It wasn't me.

[DigglerontheHoof 21533]

18 hours ago, retread said:

Fat, Ugly, Lying,Traitor

fify

[Nivek 17372]

Ugly, lying traitor are her good qualities.

[Guest Lobo]

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

I've lost count how many times I've heard "look, the president was obviously joking". 

What if you strung together every one of Trump's lies, then had Sanders come out at the end and say, "The Aristocrats!"  

[tchookem 3967]

Ugly, lying traitor are her good qualities.

They are her most marketable traits. Right place. Right time.

[4th&Five 41917]

[Guest Lobo]

Does not cause drowsiness. 

May cause drowsiness.

She's a two-face...

[tantric superman 4668]

On 4/15/2019 at 12:20 PM, Lobo said:

What if you strung together every one of Trump's lies, then had Sanders come out at the end and say, "The Aristocrats!"  

Please.  Don't associate Sanders with that joke in any way, shape or form. 

"The Huckabees go to see a talent agent...."

[Horn Dog 10157]

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

[Guest Lobo]

Has anyone asked Sarah, "How long do you plan to stay on Mars?  Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto Mars?"  

[Bama Chick 28596]

Oh burn.

[Brandywine 1326]

These people that work for Trump, they do realize the only job they may get afterwards might be on FoxNews. Maybe. Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

[atomheartbevo 90582]

7 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

These people that work for Trump, they do realize the only job they may get afterwards might be on FoxNews. Maybe. Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

Sarah will never have another job that pays as well, or that provides all of the benefits (hanging out in the White House, etc.).  She knows it.  

She could have easily tapped into her daddy's network of friends, probably gotten a steady, albeit boring and midling-paying job in the admissions office at some little Bible school in SEC COUNTRY.

But she sold herself out.   And someday she'll have to explain it to her kids.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

[LonghornJudas 1137]

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

She also wouldn't draw the male crowd out for a book signing at The Villages. Pretty sure that's a requirement as well.

[TornACL 7792]

Y'all are crazy. She'll be a political science professor with tenure at Liberty U whenever she asks. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21533]

I'm not going to quote that pic but...JFC...nightmare fuel.  She makes Rosie O'Donnell look doable. 

And those saying she'll never get a good job after this are high AF.  There are a ton of rich, religious, right-wing nuts who'll get in line to give her fat, ugly ass a job.

[atomheartbevo 90582]

22 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Their reputation, whatever they had, is destroyed. Same goes for Barr and Rudy. I guess they don’t care.

 

[David Dennison 19444]

22 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Huckabee will NEVER get a job at FN.

She’s too ugly, too fat, and too brunette.

Aren't they all really brunettes?

[HenryJames 67152]

 

[4th&Five 41917]

“Not founded on anything” is the motto for this WH. 

[Mapache 1117]

1. 

[tx 3 putt 78534]

find it hard to believe that a conservative christian would openly lie ?

[Gil Bang 26199]

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

[Js1 87056]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

SHS: The President said (insert something stupid) 

Media: Who told you that, The FBI agents you don’t know and never talked to?

[Player 4606]

Hey look...



her tongue is slipping again.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

[brown water 3787]

Translation. My default setting is to lie. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21533]

Ugliest cunt on the planet.

[Biff Tannen 46079]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking fat cunt.

Going forward, every single fucking question at every press conference needs to be “why did you lie about Comey”?

That's assuming there ARE any more press conferences.  When was the last one?

[HenryJames 67152]

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

She forgot to say 'Democrat' party.

[Asithappens 978]

What a disgusting piece of evanglical shit.

Sadly, this describes way too many evangelicals today. They've sold their soul to a false orange god.

[retread 2951]

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's assuming there ARE any more press conferences.  When was the last one?

This was early March

"Do the math and you get this: The White House has held a "daily" press briefing once in the last 79 days."

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/08/politics/bill-shine-donald-trump-white-house-press-briefing-week-in-review/index.html

[Lagunamadre 1975]

1 hour ago, Mojo Hand said:

Apparently her lying is cool because she's "not a robot" 

 

What a vile human being. A pox on house Huckabee. 

[Asithappens 978]

5 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

What a vile human being. A pox on house Huckabee. 

Well, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Huckabee's are anti-vax, so a pox would hit them hard.

[Red Five 41638]

So Beef defends herself for lying by saying “yeah well I’m not a democrat”? Bold strategy Cotton.

[Biff Tannen 46079]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So Beef defends herself for lying by saying “yeah well I’m not a democrat”? Bold strategy Cotton.

It works for the mouth breathers that they are trying to appeal to.

[Red Five 41638]

Also, by Beef logic, as long as what you’re saying isn’t written in front of you on a TelePrompTer, you can say whatever you want?

[Player 4606]

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" 

[4th&Five 41917]

 

[jimmyjazz 47011]

Quite literally the nicest photo of her I've ever seen: </lowbar>

[RPM 26580]

Nice touch looking at both sides of the room at the same time.

[Steamboat1874 4291]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Quite literally the nicest photo of her I've ever seen: </lowbar>

 

Edited April 19, 2019 by Steamboat1874

[SaucyJack 3518]

[DigglerontheHoof 21533]

Man, that's being pretty low towards Marty.  The dude was a comedic treasure, not a sorry bag of goo.