Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[Bama Chick 28596]

She demeans womankind with her odiousness.

What a waste of tits.

[tantric superman 4667]

[yoladu 4067]

Including today, there have been only 3 formal White House press briefings so far this year.

the first two each lasted less than 30 minutes

And today's? Ugh.

https://www.apnews.com/f41725f673994a96b0fc508540ca2ce9

 

[Guest Lobo]

I like the Trump administration-based Loteria cards.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

It's almost May and SS technically has had 3 work days.

 

I would like to thank the 30 to 40 percent of my fellow citizens for enabling this administration to free itself from even having to exert any effort whatsoever in maintaining a semblance of working for us.

[hayden_horn 11360]

15 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Including today, there have been only 3 formal White House press briefings so far this year.

the first two each lasted less than 30 minutes

And today's? Ugh.

https://www.apnews.com/f41725f673994a96b0fc508540ca2ce9

 

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

What's Sarah's salary? I'm sure there's prep involved, but what is she earning per hour for actual work?

[Chooky 13302]

Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

[jimmyjazz 45557]

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What's Sarah's salary? I'm sure there's prep involved, but what is she earning per hour for actual work?

I saw something recently -- it was good but not as high as I would have imagined in DC -- something like $160K.

EDIT:  just looked it up, $179.7K

Edited April 25, 2019 by jimmyjazz

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Government bloat and waste, Exhibit A, pun intended

[Horn Dog 9672]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I saw something recently -- it was good but not as high as I would have imagined in DC -- something like $160K.

EDIT:  just looked it up, $179.7K

So around $0.10 a lie? 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

Entire family is creepy as fuck.

[henrygandorf 29175]

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim. 

go on...

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

So around $0.10 a lie? 

That's speed speaking commercial disclaimer guy in Opposite Land.

[Chooky 13302]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

She shit those kids out of her hairy, matted bigfoot maw that sources say has multiple rows of teeth. They claim she can grind dry corn with her vagina. That seems like an outrageous claim, but it has been confirmed by multiple FBI agents. 

[Chooky 13302]

I think it's unfair that the administration calls her up to the podium in front of everyone each time she gets an erection.  That seems malicious and deliberate.

[Guest Lobo]

I don't know what's harder to believe, anything that comes out of her mouth or that she claims to have not eaten gluten since 2006.  

[retread 2951]

*glue

[Chad Fuck 17565]

Quote

Meet the Press? Don’t Bother

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, nominally the White House press secretary, has abandoned the custom of briefing the news media.

Quote

At some point, one cannot help but wonder: What is the job of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who holds the title of White House press secretary?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/opinion/sarah-huckabee-sanders.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

[Chooky 13302]

The press secretary being too busy to meet with the press is somehow one of the least dumb things in this era of dumbest things ever.

[Guest Lobo]

So if you don't meet with the media and you don't hold press conferences...what exactly would you say it is...you do here? 

I have people skills! 

[TornACL 7675]

It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

[jimmyjazz 45557]

19 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

If she were to get Bell's Palsy, there's a 50/50 chance she might look more normal.

[Antidean 200]

Probably the most transparent administration in history!

[Js1 85109]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

I mean, it makes sense. An audience of kids has the maturity, attention span and intelligence level of her boss, so it's a piece of cake for her.  Pun intended. 

[Anastasis 23395]

2 hours ago, tantric superman said:

 

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I don't know what's harder to believe, anything that comes out of her mouth or that she claims to have not eaten gluten since 2006.  

Well, this is what they call gluten in the Huckabee/Sanders household.

 

Edited April 25, 2019 by Winona's Big Orange Bevo

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

Arkansas needs to change their state animal from White-Tailed Deer to Wonk-Eyed Cow.  They can put her mug on all their license plates too.  Can we start a petition?  Any surly bastards stuck in arky?  T&P's if so...

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

She’s what should’ve dripped down her momma’s leg.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

Way to whitewash it. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

9 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What's Sarah's salary? I'm sure there's prep involved, but what is she earning per hour for actual work?

When was the last press conference?  Like 3 months ago?  You think she does any work in between?

Even on a press conference day, Trump's team just hands her a speech, she goes out and reads it and ignores a few questions. That takes like 30 minutes tops. 

She's probably making about 200k for that. Roughly 40k per hour of actual work.  For sure, she isn't managing a team or formulating strategies when she isn't at the podium. She hasn't done shit since the last press conference. Guaranteed. 

Edited April 26, 2019 by FondrenRoad

[LongestHorn 759]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Way to whitewash it. 

ISWYDT

[brown water 3761]

6 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

When was the last press conference?  Like 3 months ago?  You think she does any work in between?

Even on a press conference day, Trump's team just hands her a speech, she goes out and reads it and ignores a few questions. That takes like 30 minutes tops. 

She's probably making about 200k for that. Roughly 40k per hour of actual work.  For sure, she isn't managing a team or formulating strategies when she isn't at the podium. She hasn't done shit since the last press conference. Guaranteed. 

You’re missing the point. Labor costs aren’t about productivity, they’re about supply and demand. Teachers make less than they otherwise should because the people that teach get satisfaction from the non financial aspects of their job.  People that pick up garbage or clean toilets do so because they make more than  their skill set would otherwise command because comparatively fewer people want that job despite nearly unlimited “qualified” candidates. 

The problem with Sarah isn’t what she makes.  The problem is she seems to be the anomaly of the toilet cleaner that absolutely loves her job.  

[Red Five 40660]

“What I can tell you is that this administration, unlike the previous one, takes election meddling seriously." -her, today 

[retread 2951]

She's quickly moving up the top 20 list of traitors

Edited May 3, 2019 by retread

[Guest Lobo]

Like Bill Cosby, her right eye appears to be drifting away from the horrors committed by its host body.  

[Celery Man 20886]

she's not very good

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

On 5/3/2019 at 8:50 PM, Lobo said:

Like Bill Cosby, her right eye appears to be drifting away from the horrors committed by its host body.  

Almost like it’s trying to secede.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[4th&Five 41460]

So long you dumb, fat, piece of shit. 

 

[Js1 85109]

LOLOLLOLOLOL

What qualifications does she have to be governor of Arkansas? Besides being a fat, stupid lying Huckabee with a wonky eye. 

[David Dennison 18656]

So long, you wretched cunt.

[4th&Five 41460]

Who will he hire next? Diamond or Silk?

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

On a per-work basis, her job has to be the second easiest in all of the federal government, behind only the Twitterer-in-chief.

Be interesting to see if they even have another press secretary.  Maybe slide KellyAnne over to this gig, because fuck you, pay me is the ethos of this administration.

[RomaVicta 29784]

I wonder who from FOX will replace her.

['stache 21772]

Press briefings will now just be an Ipad on the podium playing the Hannity Show on repeat.

[Bozo_Casanova 26279]

Please be Steve Doocy Please be Steve Doocy Please be Steve Doocy


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['stache 21772]

On 12/13/2018 at 9:57 AM, 'stache said:

This bitch. I just...I have no words.

 

Reminder about her perceived legacy. Lol, I just can't anymore.

[hayden_horn 11360]

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Who will he hire next? Diamond or Silk?

Diamond AND silk

[henrygandorf 29175]

so...hogan gidley?  that would be fun.

of course, we won't see the next press secretary for about 90 days anyway.