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I like the Trump administration-based Loteria cards.  

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15 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Including today, there have been only 3 formal White House press briefings so far this year.

the first two each lasted less than 30 minutes

And today's? Ugh.

https://www.apnews.com/f41725f673994a96b0fc508540ca2ce9

 

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

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Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

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3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What's Sarah's salary? I'm sure there's prep involved, but what is she earning per hour for actual work?

I saw something recently -- it was good but not as high as I would have imagined in DC -- something like $160K.

EDIT:  just looked it up, $179.7K

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I saw something recently -- it was good but not as high as I would have imagined in DC -- something like $160K.

EDIT:  just looked it up, $179.7K

So around $0.10 a lie? 

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7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

Entire family is creepy as fuck.

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5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

She shit those kids out of her hairy, matted bigfoot maw that sources say has multiple rows of teeth. They claim she can grind dry corn with her vagina. That seems like an outrageous claim, but it has been confirmed by multiple FBI agents. 

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I think it's unfair that the administration calls her up to the podium in front of everyone each time she gets an erection.  That seems malicious and deliberate.

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I don't know what's harder to believe, anything that comes out of her mouth or that she claims to have not eaten gluten since 2006.  

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Meet the Press? Don’t Bother

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, nominally the White House press secretary, has abandoned the custom of briefing the news media.

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At some point, one cannot help but wonder: What is the job of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who holds the title of White House press secretary?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/opinion/sarah-huckabee-sanders.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

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The press secretary being too busy to meet with the press is somehow one of the least dumb things in this era of dumbest things ever.

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So if you don't meet with the media and you don't hold press conferences...what exactly would you say it is...you do here? 

I have people skills! 

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It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

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19 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

If she were to get Bell's Palsy, there's a 50/50 chance she might look more normal.

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

while i think she's indefensible as a person, i actually think the all kids press conference idea is kind of a neat tie-in to "bring your kid to work day."

 

I mean, it makes sense. An audience of kids has the maturity, attention span and intelligence level of her boss, so it's a piece of cake for her.  Pun intended. 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I don't know what's harder to believe, anything that comes out of her mouth or that she claims to have not eaten gluten since 2006.  

Well, this is what they call gluten in the Huckabee/Sanders household.

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Arkansas needs to change their state animal from White-Tailed Deer to Wonk-Eyed Cow.  They can put her mug on all their license plates too.  Can we start a petition?  Any surly bastards stuck in arky?  T&P's if so...

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

It's fascinating that there is not one characteristic of her face that is symmetrical.

Even her double chin slopes down and to the left. 

She’s what should’ve dripped down her momma’s leg.

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8 hours ago, Chooky said:

Ssrah is unattractive and obese. The Huckabee family's favorite summer beverage is a tall glass of gravy with a biscuit wedge on the rim.  They're fat. The brother strangled a dog and he's fat. The Huckabees are fat. 

Way to whitewash it. 

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9 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What's Sarah's salary? I'm sure there's prep involved, but what is she earning per hour for actual work?

When was the last press conference?  Like 3 months ago?  You think she does any work in between?

Even on a press conference day, Trump's team just hands her a speech, she goes out and reads it and ignores a few questions. That takes like 30 minutes tops. 

She's probably making about 200k for that. Roughly 40k per hour of actual work.  For sure, she isn't managing a team or formulating strategies when she isn't at the podium. She hasn't done shit since the last press conference. Guaranteed. 

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6 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

When was the last press conference?  Like 3 months ago?  You think she does any work in between?

Even on a press conference day, Trump's team just hands her a speech, she goes out and reads it and ignores a few questions. That takes like 30 minutes tops. 

She's probably making about 200k for that. Roughly 40k per hour of actual work.  For sure, she isn't managing a team or formulating strategies when she isn't at the podium. She hasn't done shit since the last press conference. Guaranteed. 

You’re missing the point. Labor costs aren’t about productivity, they’re about supply and demand. Teachers make less than they otherwise should because the people that teach get satisfaction from the non financial aspects of their job.  People that pick up garbage or clean toilets do so because they make more than  their skill set would otherwise command because comparatively fewer people want that job despite nearly unlimited “qualified” candidates. 

The problem with Sarah isn’t what she makes.  The problem is she seems to be the anomaly of the toilet cleaner that absolutely loves her job.  

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Like Bill Cosby, her right eye appears to be drifting away from the horrors committed by its host body.  

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On 5/3/2019 at 8:50 PM, Lobo said:

Like Bill Cosby, her right eye appears to be drifting away from the horrors committed by its host body.  

Almost like it’s trying to secede.

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LOLOLLOLOLOL

What qualifications does she have to be governor of Arkansas? Besides being a fat, stupid lying Huckabee with a wonky eye. 

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On a per-work basis, her job has to be the second easiest in all of the federal government, behind only the Twitterer-in-chief.

Be interesting to see if they even have another press secretary.  Maybe slide KellyAnne over to this gig, because fuck you, pay me is the ethos of this administration.

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On 12/13/2018 at 9:57 AM, 'stache said:


This bitch. I just...I have no words.

 

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Reminder about her perceived legacy. Lol, I just can't anymore.



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