Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job

[UpperWestside 6263]

On 6/13/2019 at 7:34 PM, henrygandorf said:

94 days since a daily briefing.

8 in the last 300 days.

leaves to spend more time with her family.

ok.

Fuck her, her worthless ass father and really fuck the guy who married her as well for wanting to marry racist white trash. 

I'm sure she'll have a weekend show on Fox within a few months.

[conVINCEd 21477]

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Fuck her, her worthless ass father and really fuck the guy who married her as well for wanting to marry racist white trash. 

I'm sure she'll have a weekend show on Fox within a few months.

Too fat.

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8 minutes ago, Crusher said:

Thank you sir for reminding me.

Mrs Huckabee winds up being the next Governor of Arkansas.. I mean Jesus..That's where the Clintons got their start.

Maybe she'll use a doublewide as a Governor's mansion like Daddy.

[Brisketexan 106710]

Maybe she'll use a doublewide as a Governor's mansion like Daddy.

It’s gonna take more width.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s gonna take more width.

[Chooky 13340]

 

[Hank Kingsley 21634]

Unreal.

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Hank Kingsley

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[Grade of D as in David 13255]

On 6/21/2019 at 8:15 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Unreal.

 

This kind of party?

[TexEx15 17915]

 

[Chad Fuck 18109]

52 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on they way out.

[RPM 26580]

Have beef and pork consumption in Arky skyrocketed yet? She must have a late flight.

Edited June 28, 2019 by RPM

[Longhorn_Fan68 34090]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on they way out.

 and that doorknob was never seen again

[Guest Lobo]

Sarah...you literally have the world’s most unique talent.  You made the people of the United States long for both Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci.  

For that, I commend you.  I don’t know if that’s enough to get you elected governor, but it’s a rare gift front god 

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[tx 3 putt 78522]

She’s a horrible human being, From a family of horrible human beings. Her kids are lot likely already horrible human beings.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Because of course

[Biff Tannen 46079]

It's just a revolving door on both ends of the spectrum.  Fox News to Admin and Admin to Fox News.  

[Francisco 2.0 32553]

Fox's standards for on-air female attractiveness must be slipping.

She's the perfect messenger for them, but she's been beat with the ugly stick.

 

[kevwun 16372]

46 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Fox's standards for on-air female attractiveness must be slipping.

She's the perfect messenger for them, but she's been beat with the ugly stick.

 

Probably trying to save on expensive sexual harassment settlements.

[Guest Lobo]

Trick question:  She and Greta Van Susteren meet each other in the green room lavatory.  Which one unlocks their jaw and swallows the other one whole before retreating to their off-planet lair?  

Edited August 22, 2019 by Lobo

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

That fat bitch can suck on a cow's dong.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13713]

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Because of course

I had to check the tweet date to see if this was actually tweeted in 2016.

[HornOnTheBayou 9057]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Huh.

I was wrong. I thought she was too brunette, too large, and too homely for Fox News.

I can’t wait to see the makeover they give her.

Those makeup artists and wardrobe consultants have a herculean task ahead of them.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

She is younger than Pete Buttigieg. 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

She's clearly had an eye on this job for some time now. 

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16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She is younger than Pete Buttigieg. 

You wouldn’t think that, given that she continues to grow throughout her life, and periodically sheds her skin as a part of the growing process.  She should look 10-15 years younger at least.  

[atomheartbevo 90580]

McCabe being ah CNN is driving Trump up the wall.  

[tigol 2470]

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

4 hours ago, tigol said:

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

It's no joke. She's a fat ugly lying cunt. Saying so doesn't minimize anything. 

[Underdog 29114]

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Huh.

I was wrong. I thought she was too brunette, too large, and too homely for Fox News.

I can’t wait to see the makeover they give her.

Those makeup artists and wardrobe consultants have a herculean task ahead of them.

So Laura isn’t the ugliest dude on Fox anymore?

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On 8/22/2019 at 10:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Because of course

I figured she would end up as the golden corral spokeswoman.

[HenryJames 67140]

On 8/22/2019 at 10:06 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Because of course

[RomaVicta 30513]

Huckabee preps for her first night on FOX.

[RomaVicta 30513]

8 hours ago, tigol said:

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

 

I took it as more of a reptile joke and laughed.

[Bama Chick 28596]

She is younger than Pete Buttigieg. 

This statement made me literally recoil in shock.

[tx 3 putt 78522]

Does fox have a special camera to make her wonky eye look normalish ?

[jimmyjazz 47001]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does fox have a special camera to make her wonky eye look normalish ?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20854]

She is weighing (ahem) a run for Gov. of Arkansas:


https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/26/sarah-huckabee-sanders-new-website-1475569

[tx 3 putt 78522]

Fuck her 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fuck her 

Good luck!

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Fifty folds, no waiting. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Sarah will be appearing at the American Priority Festival and Conference in October (see below). Just for kicks, I took a gander at their social media. It looks, 'old' and dated in a way that I found odd. But then I realized they don't spend money on splashing out for attendees or PR; they have grifted all the money into their own pockets.

 

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That site is the website of somebody planning to run for office.

And she's got to strike while being attached to Trump isn't a negative in places like Arky.  Unfortunately for her, 2022 is probably pushing it.  

[Aqua Buddha 14787]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That site is the website of somebody planning to run for office.

And she's got to strike while being attached to Trump isn't a negative in places like Arky.  Unfortunately for her, 2022 is probably pushing it.  

She may not be cray enough for Arky GOP primary voters.  Gotta cash in Huckabee style.  Always Be Grifting.

[Bozo_Casanova 26783]

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sarah will be appearing at the American Priority Festival and Conference in October (see below). Just for kicks, I took a gander at their social media. It looks, 'old' and dated in a way that I found odd. But then I realized they don't spend money on splashing out for attendees or PR; they have grifted all the money into their own pockets.

 

There's a truly excellent deconstructed burger on the menu at that hotel, though. 

Edited September 16, 2019 by Bozo_Casanova

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

There's a truly excellent deconstructed burger on the menu at that hotel, though. 

tell us more...

[Red Five 41621]

No way you thought to take a picture of said burger right?