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Omg  

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Oh bullshit, there’s a reason she could barely choke out the joke. 

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The comment is irrelevant to me. The selective outrage is what bothers me. 

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I know this will never happen, but would love Biden to say something like, I know the Arkansas governor has said she wants the federal government to stop at the banks of the Mississippi, and feels that federal assistance is nothing more than socialism. However I am president for every citizen and I care about all of you more than the political grandstanding she exhibits. Therefore I am authorizing federal dollars to help in this situation over her expressed opposition. She can refuse these if she'd like, and I will let you know if she does. If she accepts them, then that tells you pretty much everything you need to know about her as your governor. 

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I think I'd go with irony. 

Governor Huckabee has requested federal funding and other assistance for the terrible destruction that has befallen her state. The federal government should be an agent for collaboration between the states for the common good. I'm sure Governor Huckabee and all Arkansans are glad for the help from their fellow citizens just as they would want to help if this had befallen another state.

Federal help is on the way, Sarah. What do you say to your fellow Americans?

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15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think I'd go with irony. 

Governor Huckabee has requested federal funding and other assistance for the terrible destruction that has befallen her state. The federal government should be an agent for collaboration between the states for the common good. I'm sure Governor Huckabee and all Arkansans are glad for the help from their fellow citizens just as they would want to help if this had befallen another state.

Federal help is on the way, Sarah. What do you say to your fellow Americans?

The average Arkansas citizen isn't smart enough to understand what irony is, much less see recognize it when it's used. I actually think my statement is too nice. If really prefer him to start with, you governor is a fucking idiot...

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On 4/3/2023 at 2:20 PM, Mo Horn said:

The average Arkansas citizen isn't smart enough to understand what irony is, much less see recognize it when it's used. 

Bullshit. It's the way the well water used to taste before we changed out all the pipes to the house.

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I always kind of forget about Sanders, she’s one of the characters in the MAGA cinematic universe that just doesn’t have a compelling storyline. I do think their Arkansas is the appropriate fifedom for a lazy-eyed hill harpy, so she’s at least sticking to some plot consistency. 

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55 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I always kind of forget about Sanders, she’s one of the characters in the MAGA cinematic universe that just doesn’t have a compelling storyline. I do think their Arkansas is the appropriate fifedom for a lazy-eyed hill harpy, so she’s at least sticking to some plot consistency. 

She’s proving the stereotype of how insecure a lot of Republicans are - Trump, Elon Musk, etc. they want everybody to like them.

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8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Ron and Sarah are trying to outdo each other to see who can do the most insane shit and still get re-elected because the Republican voters are fucking idiots.

This ploy to make parents provide government-issued IDs to various third-party companies to access social media is fucking brilliant.

If a Democrat were to say you needed a government-issued ID that you had to provide to some company to use parts of the internet, Republicans would lose their fucking minds.

But it's cool in Utah and Arkansas and it's cool to have to provide an ID to view porn on the internet in Louisiana, and all the while, the big-ass databases that track everything we do online are getting some fantastic user data that is actually verified and they get it for free, and/or may even get paid to help "verify" people.

Way to go Republicans!  Rather than protect user privacy, let's piss it away even faster, and make sure that companies get to see your IDs while you're at it.

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Of course it's in fucking Florida.  

Asking for a friend, but how does one go about using a squirrel as a deadly weapon?  I know they have those little claws but you have to catch the fucker first, this Sarah-lookalike doesn't look that nimble 

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46 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Of course it's in fucking Florida.  

Asking for a friend, but how does one go about using a squirrel as a deadly weapon?  I know they have those little claws but you have to catch the fucker first, this Sarah-lookalike doesn't look that nimble 

Be sober, apparently.

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 44-year-old woman allegedly beat and stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel on Christmas Eve - because she was furious that he returned home without beer.

Her 41-year-old husband had gone out to buy some beer late that evening, but due to the shops being shut for Christmas, returned home empty-handed, a police report said.

Enraged by the lack of alcohol Helen Ann Williams, from South Carolina, allegedly set upon her husband as he made a sandwich, hitting him over the head with the decorative object then stabbing him in the chest.

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Oh, ceramic?  That's a very misleading headline then.  You make it just a household decor item from Hobby Lobby, and not a live squirrel...that just takes the 'Florida' off of it.  Bummer.  

When I learned how to throw a slider finally in high school, I got a few relief appearances.  And coach would say, "Put a little English on it."  I forgot about it until decades later when my cousin used to come over to shoot pool with me and he'd comment after a short shot, "Gotta put a little English on it."  

Now when I read all the crazy shit happening in every corner of this country, all I can think is "Put a little Florida on it."  Even if you agree with the politics of people like DeSantis and Huckabee-Sanders, I don't think most conservative Americans around the rest of the country realize how fucking insane life is inside those state borders.  It's fucking nuts.  

I can't fucking believe what happens when I drive 60 minutes outside of Austin to the West, East, or North.  Shit gets weird, real fucking quick.

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