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Brilyn Hollyhand is a name meant for a Tugjob video on BangBros. Don’t change Gen Z.

And he even puts a number you can text him online from his Twitter. Also 17. So tread lightly with the butthole pics.

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who are they protecting her from ?

 

I bet that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what DPS spends protecting Abbott and flying his ass around the state for his PR stunts to get on Fox News and Newsmax.

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31 minutes ago, royiv said:

I bet that’s a drop in the bucket compared to what DPS spends protecting Abbott and flying his ass around the state for his PR stunts to get on Fox News and Newsmax.

Oh, easy. Around the Governor's mansion, there are at least a half-dozen DPS troopers at any given time (that we can see), each paid around $80,000 a year. Multiply that by 3 for each shift, and you're already looking at almost $1.5 million. Of course, this doesn't take into account anything else like, as you mentioned, traveling around the state.

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The comments in there are fantastic

Yep, my home state coulda had the MIT educated and NASA alum rocket scientist, pastor, and Dad joke aficionado with a warm ly goofy personality as our governor. But instead we got the hyper partisan PR hack with no personality and the ethics of a used car sales person 5 sales behind their quota on the last day of the month.
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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

To my shame, I sometimes think "damn, I wonder what it's like to wake up to THAT", but in this case, it's a 2-way street.

Plus, quote of the year:

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She'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

 

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6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Guess she gave up on the Ozempic bc she was never getting the VP nod by Cheeto 

That’s probably her ON Ozempic.

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23 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Forgive me, but there's no way in hell I'm googling it...   What's a jerk race? I mean, it's mostly obvious, but is it, um, a solo or team competition?

It’s a technical term derived from middle out compression 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If that's her smile, I'd hate to see her scowl.

Take a closer look.  She has the rare ability to do both at the same time.

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Smile

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Scowl

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The women of the GQP - proof after proof after proof that while beauty may be skin deep, ugly is to the bone.

Great, you just gave them an idea for a calendar 

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

It’s as if Nellie Olson was brunette, more repugnant, and chose a dress at in outlet mall.

It's Oleson, and really the show was about how that bitch Laura abused the hell out of her.

Bitch Slap Slapping GIF by absurdnoise

 

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