Shits going down with the Royals

[RoundRobin 828]

I’m in no way a royal fan boi but I thought her speech was quite moving. She’s from a different (and better) generation. 

[TwiceHorn 31440]

Shameful bump, but Meghan lost most of her defamation-y case against British media.  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8276929/Meghan-Markle-suffers-massive-setback-judge-tosses-multiple-claims-against-Mail-Sunday.html

As noted elsewhere, defamation and privacy law tends to be more favorable in the UK because of a lack of First Amendment.  Because she's getting poured out over there in her one lawsuit against the media (that wasn't for pure defamation, ie publishing false information or information designed to cast her in a bad light), she's probably in for a rough go in the US, if she continues to maintain a high profile.

The article says she either got bad advice or ignored good advice because her case was shitty.  She seems to be a willful one.

[G650 14246]

Of course she did, it's bullshit.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

She’ll be fine in the US, they have paid for positive spot articles and the US is high on her because of her nationality/ethnicity. The paparazzi here in the US also doesn't have a vendetta against the Royals so most stories about her being an intolerable bitch to people should be kept out of the press if not out of respect, then for a price.

[Not a cat 5652]

28 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

The article says she either got bad advice or ignored good advice because her case was shitty.  She seems to be a willful one.

Can I take a guess which one it is? Every lawyer on the surl (i.e. about half the posters) has had clients like her. I bet she's a real joy to represent, or work for in any capacity.  

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

She is so freaking hot. I can believe that one is undefeated. 

[Chewbacca 7767]

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

She is so freaking hot. I can believe that one is undefeated. 

Really?  I don't see that one.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Just now, Chewbacca said:

Really?  I don't see that one.

I seriously think she might be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen. Just drop dead gorgeous. Her or Katie Holmes. 

I guess the thing is you just like what you like. I doubt many others would have them in their top 5 but that’s my top two in some order. 

[Chewbacca 7767]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I seriously think she might be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen. Just drop dead gorgeous. Her or Katie Holmes. 

I guess the thing is you just like what you like. I doubt many others would have them in their top 5 but that’s my top two in some order. 

Yeah, neither of them crack my top 100.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I seriously think she might be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen. Just drop dead gorgeous. Her or Katie Holmes. 

I guess the thing is you just like what you like. I doubt many others would have them in their top 5 but that’s my top two in some order. 

You have horrible taste in basically everything, except major league baseball teams.

Good Lord, I love me some fine Nubian princess pussy; but that bug-eyed bitch got nothing going on.  Give me a romp with Nia Nacci over her ANY DAY.

I mean ANY DAY.

 

 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Look, my tastes are my tastes and I’ve already admitted that this isn’t likely to be the consensus opinion but in my defense:

Tom Cruise was the biggest movie star in the world that could pull literally any woman and he picked Katie Holmes. 

MM was married by a fucking prince in England becoming royalty in the most important country that still has royals. It’s not like they weren’t tapped by people with literally every option in the world available to them. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You have horrible taste in basically everything, except major league baseball teams.

Good Lord, I love me some fine Nubian princess pussy; but that bug-eyed bitch got nothing going on.  Give me a romp with Nia Nacci over her ANY DAY.

I mean ANY DAY.

 

 

 

I had to look Nia Nacci up bc I’d never heard of her and she was ranked the #247 porn star in the world. I will stick with my call on this one

[RDCanecutter 26401]

Just remember: no matter how hot she is, some other Mountbatten is already tired of her shit.

[Armybrat 40826]

Well, she must be a damn good fuck.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, she must be a damn good fuck.

He’s British. All she needs to be is warm.

[rage-a-holic 4382]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Tom Cruise was the biggest movie star in the world that could pull literally any woman and he picked Katie Holmes.

lolercopter. Cruise's Xenu handlers made offers bribes to a bunch of women to be the official Cruise beard and they basically all told him to go fuck a goat.

Katie Holmes was the exception.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

lolercopter. Cruise's Xenu handlers made offers bribes to a bunch of women to be the official Cruise beard and they basically all told him to go fuck a goat.

Katie Holmes was the exception.

My wife said similar to me when I was describing this in the morning. I had no idea. I assumed as the biggest and most bankable movie star in the world at the time he could pull any woman he wanted because twas ever the case. I guess he’s weird enough to be the exception. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Never have seen the attraction for Tom Cruise, even prior to the whole Scientology thing. I mean, he's been in some good movies but he's not who I ever crushed for as a celebrity. Daniel Craig has been in some really weird roles, but that man is incredible.

Megan is pretty. I can't rate her 'hotness,' but she is pretty.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

12 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Never have seen the attraction for Tom Cruise, even prior to the whole Scientology thing. I mean, he's been in some good movies but he's not who I ever crushed for as a celebrity. Daniel Craig has been in some really weird roles, but that man is incredible.

Megan is pretty. I can't rate her 'hotness,' but she is pretty.

I’m a hetero male so probably not the right guy to ask but he seems ridiculously attractive to me. I’d love to look like him. Bradley Cooper would be my number one draft pick. My wife agrees with that pick I think. 

 

[rage-a-holic 4382]

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m a hetero male so probably not the right guy to ask but he seems ridiculously attractive to me. I’d love to look like him. Bradley Cooper would be my number one draft pick. My wife agrees with that pick I think. 

 

• He's a very visible high profile member of a dangerous cult
• His mating habits are rumored to be "really weird"

Yeah, women love that stuff.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

• He's a very visible high profile member of a dangerous cult
• His mating habits are rumored to be "really weird"

Yeah, women love that stuff.

No- I meant only that he’s very good looking imo. I’ve heard gay rumors but curious as to the really weird mating habits. 

[Parliament 14249]

He let's them stay overnight.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

I always heard the that Tom was a sexual and just didn’t care for it at all. 

[EuroHorn 3259]

Just now, Xian said:

I always heard the that Tom was a sexual and just didn’t care for it at all. 

A sexual what?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No- I meant only that he’s very good looking imo. I’ve heard gay rumors but curious as to the really weird mating habits. 

Just to be clear, you're talking about Tom Cruise here and not Daniel Craig? No, Tom just isn't all that for me. I enjoy some of his movies, he has been in some good ones. It takes all kinds to make a world and you are going to like who you like and so is everyone else. I mean, I think Edward Norton is handsome, Jeremy Renner, Ralph Fiennes, and Ewan McGregor. They have expressive faces as much as anything, and I find that attractive. Denzel Washington is like that too. His eyes say a lot when he is performing. In other words, I can look at a man or woman (such as Tom Cruise, etc) and say, 'oh he's not bad' which he isn't, but I don't think he is particularly good looking nor do I find him attractive. Bradley Cooper--he is good looking. Henry Cavill (sp?)--he is good looking. Robert Pattinson is good looking. I have zero logic and sense to my choices, they are what they are.

I enjoy the royal watching in a peripheral sense, but not with the avid fascination that some do.

 

 

[Chewbacca 7767]

A sexual what?

Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

A sexual what?

Tyrannosaurus 

edit: FACK

Edited May 2, 2020 by Biff Tannen

[Not a cat 5652]

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My wife said similar to me when I was describing this in the morning. I had no idea. I assumed as the biggest and most bankable movie star in the world at the time he could pull any woman he wanted because twas ever the case. I guess he’s weird enough to be the exception. 

I'd like to know how this conversation went down.

Wulaw- you know how I'm always saying that Katie Holmes or Meghan Merkel are the absolute hottest women in the world?  Well maybe not the world, but way hotter than you.

Mrs Wu- yes?

Wulaw- well some guys on the internet disagree.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

15 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I'd like to know how this conversation went down.

Wulaw- you know how I'm always saying that Katie Holmes or Meghan Merkel are the absolute hottest women in the world?  Well maybe not the world, but way hotter than you.

Mrs Wu- yes?

Wulaw- well some guys on the internet disagree.

Sort of. 

I told her I was getting mocked for my choice of two hottest women on the planet. 

I asked her to guess and she guessed Katie Holmes and Angie Harmon. Told her she was half right the other one was MM. Then said princess and Tom cruise wife so I couldn’t be that far off and she told me Scientology picked/bribed Holmes so that shouldn’t count. 

Then I asked her if I could bang them if she’d even be mad at me bc they are so hot and she told me she’d cut off my dick. All good natured. Then conversation ended. 

Edit to add- I know I have no chance with either but wouldn’t if I could. Wouldn’t ever cheat on my wife. That’s why we can have conversations like that bc she knows I wouldn’t. 

Edited May 3, 2020 by Wulaw Horn

[DCA_HORN 725]

The reason for this is because your wife probably sees herself in the same settings as KH and MM and thus wanting to cut your dick off. If you said Sofia Vergara or some such maybe she wouldn't go john wayne bobbitt on you.

[Chewbacca 7767]

Sort of. 
I told her I was getting mocked for my choice of two hottest women on the planet. 
I asked her to guess and she guessed Katie Holmes and Angie Harmon. Told her she was half right the other one was MM. Then said princess and Tom cruise wife so I couldn’t be that far off and she told me Scientology picked/bribed Holmes so that shouldn’t count. 
Then I asked her if I could bang them if she’d even be mad at me bc they are so hot and she told me she’d cut off my dick. All good natured. Then conversation ended. 
Edit to add- I know I have no chance with either but wouldn’t if I could. Wouldn’t ever cheat on my wife. That’s why we can have conversations like that bc she knows I wouldn’t. 

You should have stuck with Angie Harmon. Way hotter than the other 2.

[tx 3 putt 76875]

im 50/50 on this - side 1 - he always wanted to leave / ejected and used the wife drama to gtfo. 2 - she's succubus 

 

ive seen it many times, always be warned of the gf / wife that separates the guy from his friends and family. she's attractive but no pussy is worth giving up your life / career / family / military career. i'm leaning more towards 1 than 2.  

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

7 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:

The reason for this is because your wife probably sees herself in the same settings as KH and MM and thus wanting to cut your dick off. If you said Sofia Vergara or some such maybe she wouldn't go john wayne bobbitt on you.

She’s a redhead so no telling what she might do at any time. 

[Iceman 2695]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

im 50/50 on this - side 1 - he always wanted to leave / ejected and used the wife drama to gtfo. 2 - she's succubus 

 

ive seen it many times, always be warned of the gf / wife that separates the guy from his friends and family. she's attractive but no pussy is worth giving up your life / career / family / military career. i'm leaning more towards 1 than 2.  

to pull it off on an internationally public scale is impressive.

Read somewhere the past 2 days that Side 1 is doubtful, as he has been saying he misses military life.   I'd just tell him, "Hey you're the one who gave the bitch the keys to your life.  No ragrets now, boy..."

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

8 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sort of. 
I told her I was getting mocked for my choice of two hottest women on the planet. 
I asked her to guess and she guessed Katie Holmes and Angie Harmon. Told her she was half right the other one was MM. Then said princess and Tom cruise wife so I couldn’t be that far off and she told me Scientology picked/bribed Holmes so that shouldn’t count. 
Then I asked her if I could bang them if she’d even be mad at me bc they are so hot and she told me she’d cut off my dick. All good natured. Then conversation ended. 
Edit to add- I know I have no chance with either but wouldn’t if I could. Wouldn’t ever cheat on my wife. That’s why we can have conversations like that bc she knows I wouldn’t. 

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You should have stuck with Angie Harmon. Way hotter than the other 2.

Any list without Halle Berry or Salma Hayek are null and void, but Angie is right up there.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sort of. 

I told her I was getting mocked for my choice of two hottest women on the planet. 

I asked her to guess and she guessed Katie Holmes and Angie Harmon. Told her she was half right the other one was MM. Then said princess and Tom cruise wife so I couldn’t be that far off and she told me Scientology picked/bribed Holmes so that shouldn’t count. 

Then I asked her if I could bang them if she’d even be mad at me bc they are so hot and she told me she’d cut off my dick. All good natured. Then conversation ended. 

Edit to add- I know I have no chance with either but wouldn’t if I could. Wouldn’t ever cheat on my wife. That’s why we can have conversations like that bc she knows I wouldn’t. 

You’re so weird. 

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You’re so weird. 

Without a doubt. But she loves me and knows I’m fully committed to her and fidelity so that means we get to have theoretical conversations that are pleasant about goofy shit. She’s my best friend and we talk about pretty much everything. 

[tx 3 putt 76875]

5 hours ago, Iceman said:

Read somewhere the past 2 days that Side 1 is doubtful, as he has been saying he misses military life.   I'd just tell him, "Hey you're the one who gave the bitch the keys to your life.  No ragrets now, boy..."

he wasn't expecting to be stripped of his military titles. he tragically mishandled 'the exit' and was left with a very upset Queen making all the decisions 

[Iceman 2695]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he wasn't expecting to be stripped of his military titles. he tragically mishandled 'the exit' and was left with a very upset Queen making all the decisions 

That's the type of shit I love when one pussy goes against another...

Better hope it's worth it.  LOLz. IDGAF one way or the other, but for obvious reasons; the military piece was interesting to me.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

I think the military is the closest male royals come to being normal and they treasure that.

[Not a cat 5652]

Are they treated like everyone else in the military, at least to start, with the limey version of R. Lee Ermey in their grill, or do they go through a more "refined" basic training experience?  I'm sure whatever it is, it is as close to the real world as they get, but I imagine it would take some brass balls to haze the guy that you know is destined to be the boss of your boss very soon.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

33 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Are they treated like everyone else in the military, at least to start, with the limey version of R. Lee Ermey in their grill, or do they go through a more "refined" basic training experience?  I'm sure whatever it is, it is as close to the real world as they get, but I imagine it would take some brass balls to haze the guy that you know is destined to be the boss of your boss very soon.

Good question.  Of course, first off they are officers, so there's less tendency for abuse.  They usually attend their service academies, which interestingly is not even a year and in no way equivalent to college like the US.  Don't know what kind of peer abuse they endure, which I think would be the major component of that.

[Parliament 14249]

I know Prince Harry served in Afganistan.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2402]

On 5/2/2020 at 2:20 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m a hetero male so probably not the right guy to ask but he seems ridiculously attractive to me. I’d love to look like him. Bradley Cooper would be my number one draft pick. My wife agrees with that pick I think. 

 

Gay AF

[BevoSwag 272]

13 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Without a doubt. But she loves me and knows I’m fully committed to her and fidelity so that means we get to have theoretical conversations that are pleasant about goofy shit. She’s my best friend and we talk about pretty much everything. 

You sir will have a long and happy marriage.

[Not a cat 5652]

Story about the princess- allegedly she is high maintenance and has scars on her feet from a bunion removal so we know wulaw is not Rex Ryan.

As an aside, what's the deal with British papers and subheadlines?  They basically put the entire story in the subheadlines and then repeat the story again in a different format only adding a couple of small details.

  Pics for Wulaw

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

3 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Story about the princess- allegedly she is high maintenance and has scars on her feet from a bunion removal so we know wulaw is not Rex Ryan.

As an aside, what's the deal with British papers and subheadlines?  They basically put the entire story in the subheadlines and then repeat the story again in a different format only adding a couple of small details.

  Pics for Wulaw

I doubt I’d actually like her as a human being, and even in suits her character was bitchy and I’m not sure it was supposed to be (I think she just gives off that vibe) but damn she was a smoke show. Nobody that hot has ever attended law school in real life. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I doubt I’d actually like her as a human being, and even in suits her character was bitchy and I’m not sure it was supposed to be (I think she just gives off that vibe) but damn she was a smoke show. Nobody that hot has ever attended law school in real life. 

So those strippers lied to me?

[BevoSwag 272]

On 5/3/2020 at 8:18 PM, Not a cat said:

Are they treated like everyone else in the military, at least to start, with the limey version of R. Lee Ermey in their grill, or do they go through a more "refined" basic training experience?  I'm sure whatever it is, it is as close to the real world as they get, but I imagine it would take some brass balls to haze the guy that you know is destined to be the boss of your boss very soon.

Prince Philip was determined that Charles be sent to boarding school to "toughen him up".  I don't think they get any special treatment from the military and all have served.

 

"During Charles' service window, the UK saw a number of shooting conflicts, most notably the Falklands War with Argentina and The Troubles, a military occupation of Northern Ireland. He saw action in neither conflict.

While the Prince of Wales didn't see combat duty, he still trained vigorously with the members of units to which he was attached. He has trained in undersea warfare and commanded a Royal Navy Destroyer and has learned to fly helicopters and twin-engine jet fighters with the RAF. Charles also successfully completed the parachute regiment's jump training at an age much older than the average recruit."

[gsoda3 3251]

On 5/3/2020 at 1:24 PM, TwiceHorn said:

I think the military is the closest male royals come to being normal and they treasure that.

could also be it's the closest they'll come to feeling like they earned their status.