Shits going down with the Royals

[Boss Hogg 808]

They found her Nicole

 

[Nicole44 22,061]

TMZ officially saying they don’t believe it’s Kate in the latest bungled video. My theory is something happened on 12/28/23 with the motorcade to the hospital. Kate was already in there when her team announced planned surgery that took everyone by surprise. The King goes to the hospital for his prostate stuff and finds out he has cancer. It was reported he visited Kate as they were in the same hospital. Will, for reference, saw her only one time at the hospital which was covered by the press. He only visited her the one time. Maybe Charles knows he has little time left and helped Kate to abscond while she plans next moves and the rest is all William trying in vain to get her to respond and come back? 

Edited March 20 by Nicole44

[Nicole44 22,061]

 

[Nicole44 22,061]

 

This one is for @Brisketexan bc he’s spent a lot of time explaining why a dude would dump Kate for Rose. 🌹 

Edited March 20 by Nicole44

[Bozo_Casanova 26,488]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Siegfried, of the disinherited branch of the Sassoons, was the best Sassoon.  Wrote my high school thesis on him and Wilfred Owen

I think his aunt Rachel was the best Sassoon. Fight me!

[Nicole44 22,061]

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think his aunt Rachel was the best Sassoon. Fight me!

 

[Etexhorn13 3,051]

All I hear when I see “Sassoon”

[The Ace of Aces 5,192]

 

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

We’ve been down this road before

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We’ve been down this road before

Couple of dicks

[hayden_horn 11,362]

yeah so the obvious answer to a circle c wife disappearing for 3 months usually has to do with booze and opioids. we all know what's in those yetis, ladies. the stanley upgrade is more concerning but i digress.

shit, she just probably needed a good drying out after a particularly shit year and especially bad holidays and she went in for the iv and bananas and oranges and cigarettes and oh shit they discovered she didn't need a dry January but a full emergency detox from drinking six bottles of wine daily or something wild

[Nicole44 22,061]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

We’ve been down this road before

Was looking for that scene in the Bewitched remake where Will Ferrell is bitching about being cast as Darrin. And how people barely realized they’d replaced the original Darrin. Best part of a messy movie mostly. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,471]

After all this if if turns out she just has Crohns disease and had a bowel resection or whatever I am going to be hugely disappointed.

[Nicole44 22,061]

7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

After all this if if turns out she just has Crohns disease and had a bowel resection or whatever I am going to be hugely disappointed.

Same. Or a botched plastic surgery procedure. I want it to be she is fed up over the Wills and Rose pegging shit. They had a big row about it—hence the 12/28/23 motorcade. Then the announcement of a “planned abdominal surgery” that took all the Royal watchers and people in the know by surprise. Then she vanishes with the help of King Charles. I mean they announced a big trip in December to go to Italy in January. Something changed. Whether that was an emergency medical situation or it was a nervous breakdown and nasty fight. 
 

The Royals without QE are a mess. But the fake robot clone Kate also made people who wanted to believe it’s her go, “well if she’s well enough to bounce around and carry a shopping bag and look so carefree…she’s well enough to go back to work.” Poorly done. She’s obviously refusing to cooperate and maybe she is unrecognizable and after all this fuckery definitely isn’t breaking cover until she looks like herself. It just really does appear she ain’t cooperating. 

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

But the fake robot clone Kate also made people who wanted to believe it’s her go, “well if she’s well enough to bounce around and carry a shopping bag and look so carefree…she’s well enough to go back to work.”

I want a press conference with William and the Kate body double, and everybody there obviously knows it’s not Kate, but everybody there just decides to go along with it and pretend it’s her. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want a press conference with William and the Kate body double, and everybody there obviously knows it’s not Kate, but everybody there just decides to go along with it and pretend it’s her. 

bonus points if the body double comes out wearing a strap on. 

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

bonus points if the body double comes out wearing a strap on. 

That would be bold leadership.  That would be taking an issue that’s normally confined to the bedroom, or a bathroom at the Texas Chili Parlor or a supply closet at DKR and getting it out there where people can talk about it without being afraid of persecution.  

[956 Worldwide 34,715]

I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff.  And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff.  And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.

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[956 Worldwide 34,715]

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Exactly.  Like some sort of polite Politbureau. 

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

Exactly.  Like some sort of polite Politbureau. 

That’s a good band name. I may steal that.

[Nicole44 22,061]

X is not having it either I guess. British press wants so badly for people to just take their spoonful of bullshit. Also, the medical records hack they are bringing back up happened a few months ago. Anything to tell the people, “Leave her alone!”

Basically its just code for the press saying to us: “ we can’t produce her. We don’t know what’s going on and even with the fake photo and the kill  notification and the clone we need yall to stop questioning stuff. Because we, the press do not question them. Only Harry and Meghan’s stuff can we attack! We aren’t allowed to investigate! we can’t question it! So you can’t either damnit!”
 

 

[MrBig 5,414]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We’ve been down this road before

[statsman 5,472]

You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so…

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

3 minutes ago, statsman said:

You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, kill her off, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen consort, so…

 

Edited March 20 by Pato del Muerto

[statsman 5,472]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

…a little dark. 
 
I remember where I was when I heard she died. I was working ridiculous hours, and in the middle of a needed, deep weekend nap. My wife woke me to tell me Diana died. I thought, “wouldn’t she still be dead if you let me finish my nap?”

Edited March 20 by statsman

[Nicole44 22,061]

20 minutes ago, statsman said:

You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so…

Yes. They do gravitate towards crusty looking dirty home wrecking tampons don’t they? Camilla was never as into Charles as he was into her. She wanted to marry the Parker Bowles guy. She did. She played the LONG grifter game. So all the new ho’s need to take note. You too can be Queen for a hot minute if you play your cards right.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

1 hour ago, statsman said:

You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so…

 

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Still a bit amateurish though. William still has two Kates, two Annes, and a Jane to go if he wants to turn pro.

[austingirl 2,191]

[Js1 85,408]

8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff.  And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.

[Kennythetiger 9,389]

Maybe after all this mess the English will realize that they’re paying the Royals a lot of money to not really do anything. 

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

9 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Maybe after all this mess the English will realize that they’re paying the Royals a lot of money to not really do anything. 

Royal stuff brings in a shit-ton of tourist money.

[statsman 5,472]

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Royal stuff brings in a shit-ton of tourist money.

So, the answer is- have a national (or worldwide! The “Windsors” are German, after all) lottery every ten years and let another lucky family get to wear the funny uniforms and cut the ribbons and wave at the crowds. 

[Deej 76,830]

21 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

My theory is something happened on 12/28/23 with the motorcade

Did they drive by the book depository with the top down?

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

7 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, the answer is- have a national (or worldwide! The “Windsors” are German, after all) lottery every ten years and let another lucky family get to wear the funny uniforms and cut the ribbons and wave at the crowds. 

Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years. 

[statsman 5,472]

11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years. 

Because, the way it works now, a family gets that sweet Buckingham/Kensington/Balmoral/St. Hampton’s government housing for 500 years!

[Kennythetiger 9,389]

48 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years. 

Could you imagine the royal menu if Brisket won the drawing?  

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

I, for one, am not surprised the royals have a surly handle. C’mon “wills” or Nowthis, or whatever, let your joestrang hang.

Edited March 21 by Willfully Horn

[Brisketexan 105,154]

Could you imagine the royal menu if Brisket won the drawing?  

It would be…magical.

[Gatorubet 30,246]

10 hours ago, statsman said:

You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so…

Divorced, beheaded, died….Divorced, beheaded, survived

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6 hours ago, austingirl said:

 

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[Scheiss Meister 8,408]

Isn't it obvious?  All of this is deliberate distraction while Kate infiltrates the Kremlin and assassinates Putin.  She'll come out of this a hero!

Edited March 21 by Scheiss Meister

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

18 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Could you imagine the royal menu if Brisket won the drawing?  

 

[Nicole44 22,061]

No one will be watching bc March Madness but TMZ is devoting an hour long special on Fox tonite to KateGate. I will be recording it and may watch depending on how Texas plays tonite. But hoops before ho’s so I may just watch it after all the games air 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

I suppose KateGate is short and catchy, but I'd like to see them branch out with Royally Gone Girl (to tie in with the side eye everyone's giving Wills) or The Princess Vanishes (to go with a Hitchcock theme) or does no one watch older movies anymore?

[Nicole44 22,061]

[Nicole44 22,061]

 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

has it been 90 days yet? how long since she disappeared?