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[Sparky 149]

Jersey Shore Star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Sentenced to 8 Months in Prison

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been sentenced to eight months in prison and two years of supervised release in his tax evasion case.

He must also complete 500 hours of community service and was given $123,913 in restitution already paid, plus a fine of $10,000 that must be paid within 30 days.

The 36-year-old Jersey Shore star appeared in New Jersey federal court on Friday alongside his fiancée Lauren Pesce. He seemed to be in good spirits as he awaited the judge’s ruling, with his family seated in the first row of the room.

His Jersey Shore costars joined him at the hearing as well, dressed in all black.

 

[spystud13 2371]

Damn. No early release in the Fed pen, correct? 

[Sparky 149]

I don't think so, day for day.  His brother got two years for his role in it so Sitch got off easier than him.

[spystud13 2371]

Interesting outfit for Angelina in that last link. 

[Sparky 149]

On Ronnie as well, just a tshirt and a half assed hat?  But I was surprised he was there but I imagine they are shooting it for the show.  He was originally supposed to be sentenced back about the middle of the reunion in April and I could tell the episode it would have happened in.  Guess now they will do some one off type special about it.  Well with that fine he has to pay I'm sure he will do something to monetize it.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2721]

Would have taken the odds that Ronnie went in the clink before Mike. He’ll be there eventually.

[spystud13 2371]

And for probably longer. 

[Sparky 149]

Yep, and his won’t be for a white collar crime.

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 10/5/2018 at 11:57 AM, 4th&Five said:

I wonder when JWoww will drop the divorce news to the house.

Wut?

[spystud13 2371]

She kicked Roger out a week or two ago. 

[Sparky 149]

Yep, and I called dibs already.

[spystud13 2371]

On 10/4/2018 at 9:55 PM, spystud13 said:

Angelina wasn’t cringe-worthy this episode, but looks like she comes back shortly. 

And that certainly didn’t take long. 

[spystud13 2371]

Vinny crushes it in the first segment of confessionals about Ron. 

[spystud13 2371]

That was a pretty entertaining episode. Jenni busting up the dinner party was greatness. 

Would like to see that bill, wonder if Harrah’s or MTV picked it up? 

 

Next week should be fun too. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

This show just doesn't end ever.  I think it just goes forever now.  I'm curious how Mike will handle prison.  Will he come out super fat, or super in shape?  Cause prison food.  And the Atlantic City trip is going be real interesting.  Noticed Jenni not wearing a ring while not bringing Roger.  I wonder what the dates are on when these were filmed?  Ronnie bringing Jen is going to end in disaster.  

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

I could have done without the 30 min gender reveal party.

I also can't belueve anyone would consider any type of relationship wirh JWow.  She's just as shady and full of drama as Angelina.  She's just better at the passive aggressive stuff.

[Angry Gorilla 1755]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I also can't belueve anyone would consider any type of relationship wirh JWow.  She's just as shady and full of drama as Angelina.  She's just better at the passive aggressive stuff.

Very true, but counterpoint: tits.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Who said anything about a relationship?

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

Not a fake tits or Jersey trash kind of guy.  I did, however, find Sammie somewhat attractive.

[Go Pokes 979]

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

This show just doesn't end ever.  I think it just goes forever now.  I'm curious how Mike will handle prison.  Will he come out super fat, or super in shape?  Cause prison food.  And the Atlantic City trip is going be real interesting.  Noticed Jenni not wearing a ring while not bringing Roger.  I wonder what the dates are on when these were filmed?  Ronnie bringing Jen is going to end in disaster.  

It seems like he can control himself a bit when he isn't on vacation.  Unless he's going to being sharing a cell with the guys from Goodfellas, I think he's going to come out in pretty good shape.  And then over the next 6 months, he will live his best life and eat all the foods that come within a 10' radius of him .

I wonder if she has told them all off camera about her and Roger.  And on the previews for next week, can anyone tell who is fighting who?  I can't tell who these people are that are fighting and breaking shit.  Was that Vinnie and his psycho or Jennie and Roger?  Or maybe Angelina and her meathead?   

[spystud13 2371]

Jen was arrested June 25, Pauly’s birthday is July 5, so they must be somewhere around there. Odd July 4 was never mentioned though. 

[spystud13 2371]

And this is from one of the Tx St chicks on June 13. 

 

[spystud13 2371]

“The Staten Island Sandwich” has to be the line of the season. Fucking greatness. 

 

Jen’s post-baby yabbos are looking fun too. 

[spystud13 2371]

Vinny’s facial expressions fucking kill me, but those two thots were not stellar. 

[Go Pokes 979]

“The Staten Island Sandwich” has to be the line of the season. Fucking greatness. 
 
Jen’s post-baby yabbos are looking fun too. 

I like how he said I don’t even know what you would call that, and then rattles off 3 perfect examples.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Mike's girl is so fucking rude I am actually offended.  My God.

[spystud13 2371]

When does he have to go in? 

[spystud13 2371]

When Jenni asked her straight up at brunch, that was not comfortable. 

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

What’s up with Angelina’s big goof fiancé not giving a shit about his woman flirting with Vinnie right in front of him? Weird 

Jen and Ron drinking....toxic lol 

[4th&Five 41457]

I think Angelina was thinking Devil’s Triangle. 

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

I laughed at Vinny's Ron is just like Humpty Dumpty, but on steroids. 

[spystud13 2371]

Funny how they started that dinner in the middle of a dining room surrounded by plenty of others, scene ended in like a corner room with one more table. 

[spystud13 2371]

That was just 40-some odd minutes of a headache. 

Next week looks fun though. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

Vinnie seems like a little bitch.  He was egging on Angelina duringbthe night, then acting all butthurt when they both sobered up the next day.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Vinny is lost without Pauly.  And yes the flirt with her then diss her the next day makes him look like a  little bitch.  

[spystud13 2371]

They have a 2-hour “Friendsgiving” episode tomorrow night after the main one. Gonna need one of you troopers to scout that out first for the the rest of us. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

Oh, and holy shit with Ron repeating his Miami behavior next week.  His baby momma gonna cut him into little pieces.

[spystud13 2371]

The Fat Rocky segment was fucking greatness.

[spystud13 2371]

That was BY FAR the best episode of the season. Them busting up Ronnie about the automatic door closers had me rolling. 

And that chick’s body was fucking stellar. 

[spystud13 2371]

Okay, I watched the Friendsgiving. It was fucking good, bunch of old school clips. Ain’t mad at it. 

[4th&Five 41457]

Didn’t need to be 2 hours but there was some good stuff. Their accents used to be so much worse. 

[spystud13 2371]

This was clearly after Mike was sentenced, but JWoww still hasn’t announced to the world her marriage is done. Strange MTV has allowed that. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Jwoww is clearly single by the way she looks.  She has all her business on display.  It is making the episodes better.  I only caught part of the friendsgiving thing, but she was on fire.

 

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word plural?  

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

27 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Jwoww is clearly single by the way she looks.  She has all her business on display.  It is making the episodes better.  I only caught part of the friendsgiving thing, but she was on fire.

 

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word 

"Hi honies. You enjoying your Thanksgivings?"

[Saint Austin 743]

On 11/19/2018 at 9:57 AM, Moby Ric said:

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word plural?  

Nope!

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

The Situations is just living his best lifes.

 

That's the thing that annoys me.  The only person in this group even remotely "living their best life" is Paulie, the rest of them just say that shit while getting obliterated at dinner or ordering a huge bag of food from Burger King.

[pepper brooks 579]

On 11/16/2018 at 12:02 AM, spystud13 said:

That was BY FAR the best episode of the season. Them busting up Ronnie about the automatic door closers had me rolling. 

And that chick’s body was fucking stellar. 

Yeah, busting in Jewish Barbie was probably worth messing up how already beyond fucked up relationship with crazy chick. He had basically nothing to lose.  

[spystud13 2371]

Goddamn, Jen is a fucking horrendous cunt. 

[spystud13 2371]

Angelina just murdered her guy on national tv. 

And we got the first sort-of admission from Jenni about her divorce. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Ronnie is being coached how to act by his lawyers.  And the show is documenting it for him.  You don't see him losing his cool and going ape shit.  He is trying to be rational.  Jen is a crazy bitch.  Ronnie imo has a case to take full custody of their child due to the behavior being portrayed by Jen.  I am not a lawyer, but I have custody of my kids because ex is a crazy ass bitch.