Jersey Shore another reboot

[Lhorn 4968]

I"m afraid you might be right.  Unless it was all for show, he seems to have a pretty great wife, is more likable and I like the idea that people can defeat their demons.

So he'll be drunk by third episode.  

[ss13 1832]

I’m doing every one of you mother fuckers that haven’t watched yet a favor... Immediately delete at the first commercial break. The 14 minutes of bowling/strip club are tolerable, the rest is fucking putrid. 

[4th&Five 41599]

I told my wife I sat through it so she didn’t have to. We’re fighting with ice cream men now? 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Totally unnecessary episode.  And the teasers for the season are probably better than the real thing.

[Go Pokes 979]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I told my wife I sat through it so she didn’t have to. We’re fighting with ice cream men now? 

Boy, that ice cream man made it really hard to root for him.  What a fucking asshole.  

[ss13 1832]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Totally unnecessary episode.  And the teasers for the season are probably better than the real thing.

The Angelina wedding bullshit will probably end the series for most. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

5 hours ago, ss13 said:

The Angelina wedding bullshit will probably end the series for most. 

I am sure it is some joke about Vinnie and her and it gets over drama for the cameras.

[ss13 1832]

Ol’ girl Laurens was fucking rocking those pink yoga pants. Who knew she would become the highlight? 

[ss13 1832]

Fucking Jenni was killing that black outfit at the end, best she’s looked in awhile. 

[Go Pokes 979]

I can't imagine there's a better redemption story from reality TV that Mike's.  That guy was a pretty big piece of shit, but he's really turned his life around.  CT on the Challenge is probably his stiffest competition.  

[ss13 1832]

This will be an even bigger train wreck than last time. 

 

[ss13 1832]

I recorded an episode from like 2012 earlier, that shit is funny looking back now. 

Mike’s house is rather impressive. 

Let’s see how many weeks they can stretch the wedding out. 

[Go Pokes 979]

Vinnie with the excellent burn on Angelia.  What it looks like on line vs. what shows up in the mail.  

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

I was only half paying attention.  It appears as if JWow, Snooky, and Deena get called up by the DJ, and the crowd boos them.  Awkward.

[ss13 1832]

They roast Angelina a little too hard during the bridesmaid speech, it was a whole thing back when it happened. 

[ss13 1832]

On 5/15/2020 at 1:41 AM, ss13 said:

Let’s see how many weeks they can stretch the wedding out. 

So we threw away that whole hour & still haven’t seen the rehearsal dinner. Of course they will waste all hour next week getting up to the speeches. A minimum of 3 weeks to cover 48 hours. Possibly a month. 

[ss13 1832]

Haven’t started the wedding yet, must stretch shit out. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

I can not believe they are doing another round of Double Shot of Love.  Bringing back those girls that were mega pissed at them.  It is going to be a an awesome train wreck.

[ss13 1832]

And the fucking amount of commercials I’ve seen across multiple channels has been unreal, they are really pushing it. 

[ss13 1832]

I’ve followed Derynn on Insta since the first season, so knew she was fat for this one, but wasn’t expecting quite so much. 

[ss13 1832]

Sweet jesus, Nikki is going to be a beating all season. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

So looks like the Jersey Shore experience is over.  

Double Shot I am still trying to figure out the reason for the show.  It is like P and V brought out the girls to hook up with other guys on their dime.  And I would have already sent Nikki home.  Treat me like that when I am paying the bills and you are gone.

[Go Pokes 979]

27 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

So looks like the Jersey Shore experience is over.  

Double Shot I am still trying to figure out the reason for the show.  It is like P and V brought out the girls to hook up with other guys on their dime.  And I would have already sent Nikki home.  Treat me like that when I am paying the bills and you are gone.

I think your first sentence answers the question you asked in your 2nd sentence.  P & V are trying to keep the MTV money rolling in and Angelina appears to have destroyed their main show.  Revenge Prank looks like it might be fun.  But back to Angelina.  What in the actual fuck is wrong with her?  She destroyed her own wedding reception over something that could have been handled with a 5 minute conversation the next day.  

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

You’re questioning the actions of a drama filled Jersey girl?

[Go Pokes 979]

6 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

You’re questioning the actions of a drama filled Jersey girl?

Good point.  But this seemed insane even grading on a Jersey curve.  

[ss13 1832]

9 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

So looks like the Jersey Shore experience is over. 

I’m betting against that. 

[Go Pokes 979]

Vinnie & Pauley have a new show called Revenge Prank.  First two episodes aired last night and both were pretty damn good.  If you enjoy watching people get fucked with of course.  

[Moby Ric 2058]

I'm still trying to figure out Double Shot.  Is this the new Jersey Shore group since the original one seems to be done?  V&P are barely on the show.

[Go Pokes 979]

10 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I'm still trying to figure out Double Shot.  Is this the new Jersey Shore group since the original one seems to be done?  V&P are barely on the show.

I think that's what they are going for.  We'll see if it works.  

[ss13 1832]

$25/month for Derynn's Patreon, no nudity. I just don't get it. 

 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Yeah what's the point of that? Oh wait to cash in on the short lived fame.

[ss13 1832]

I certainly get it from her side. It’s the dude’s paying $25/month that don’t make sense. At least Kailah from the Challenge gets topless a few times. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

JFC. Go Home Nikki you don't belong there.  Pauly is a lot more patient than I ever could be.  I would of told her this is not working out and it is probably best she leaves.  And then just cut her off.  What miserable person she is.

Again still not clear on the goal of this show rather than P&V to squeeze the last drop of money from MTV on the Jersey Shore spin off.

[ss13 1832]

Watched the episode, Nikki is worthless. Water is wet. 

 

Derynn & Angelina are spending a ton of time on social now, we may get a hybrid show next. 

[ss13 1832]

 

Rough life. 

[Go Pokes 979]

Again still not clear on the goal of this show rather than P&V to squeeze the last drop of money from MTV on the Jersey Shore spin off.

Oh it’s clear and you hit the nail on the head.

[ss13 1832]

This has to be one of their cheaper shows to make too. The hotel/club shit is all free, the nine hanger-ons don’t cost shit, just gotta write checks to the two big boys. 

[ss13 1832]

On 6/19/2020 at 7:06 PM, ss13 said:

I’m betting against that. 

SHOCKED, I tell ya. 

Quote

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is coming back — without Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

MTV announced Thursday that it had renewed the reality show for a fourth season. Last week's season finale, which documented Polizzi's decision to leave the show, marked the highest-rated episode in almost two years, according to the network.

https://people.com/tv/jersey-shore-renewed-after-snooki-exit/

[Moby Ric 2058]

Angelina coming back?  Deena? With Snooki leaving I would think the others would be pissed off at Angelina so bad they would say fuck off.  But $$$$$$$ talks.

[Angry Gorilla 1769]

Does anyone think Snooki can really stay away?  I bet she will be back.

[ss13 1832]

Of course she will. They’ll promote her a couple times a year for some big “surprise“ appearance. 

Most of them were at Mike’s birthday the other day with their significant others, but Snooki’s ol’ boy was nowhere to be seen as usual. 

Edited July 8, 2020 by ss13

[ss13 1832]

Forgetting the end, that was a little too much fat Derynn. 

 

B-Lashes is a shit person. She fucking lies through her teeth continuously. She sucks. 

Suzi is one of the ugliest women they’ve casted in awhile, so fortunately she gets very little screen time. 

[Go Pokes 979]

7 hours ago, ss13 said:

Forgetting the end, that was a little too much fat Derynn. 

 

B-Lashes is a shit person. She fucking lies through her teeth continuously. She sucks. 

Suzi is one of the ugliest women they’ve casted in awhile, so fortunately she gets very little screen time. 

I think Suzi is by far the hottest of all these girls, not that that's saying much.  You and I have a serious disconnect on this subject.  We might need some other people to weigh in just to figure out which one of us is wrong.  

 

Edited July 10, 2020 by Go Pokes

[Moby Ric 2058]

Suzi is by far the best of the girls in that house.  The amount of make up it takes to make any of them look decent is insane.

I had to fucking laugh at the dude that could not get it up for Derynn.  I mean seriously you in your 20's and can get it up?  

[ss13 1832]

Maria is the hottest. Suzi looks like a bad caricature. 

[ss13 1832]

At least this show kinda goes back to the early JS years with everyone banging. 

Next week looks fun with the pool party. 

[ss13 1832]

I was real fucked up when I watched last night, did Derynn try to fuck the stripper again? 

[ss13 1832]

Just watched again, fucking Mike is stupid jacked. 

Maria is still the hottest. 

[Mac8111 2117]

Maria is hottest.


So what is up with Deryn’s body. Am I just wrong in thinking that her ass size doubled since the first season?


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[ss13 1832]

Just got fat.