Texans @ Chiefs: AFC Divisional Round

[TexArcher 37542]

OMFGWTF

[Huckleberry 32710]

Watson and Hopkins trying to look confident but panic is setting in.

[MillerEP 30343]

That was PI

[Pato del Muerto 52357]

Smart pitch there. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

Hahaha fuck the NFL 

[elfenix 34190]

That's PI

[mdmost 42870]

Wonder if BoB will go for it here?

[NAVY 6739]

Deploy thumbs and catch! 

[Zavala 1384]

nice PI

[Iceman 2648]

Romo: "they're starting to get Houston into some plays they're not wanting to run."

Translation:  Coach BoB is having to coach.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Who are these clowns in the booth. They're brutal

Tony Romo is the commentator. He's the worst in football. So fucking annoying.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Who are these clowns in the booth. They're brutal

Nantz and Romo? you didnt know that?

[Eastwood 4394]

A very Houston half...

[tx 3 putt 76448]

Need a D stop here 

[elfenix 34190]

Don't call the obvious PI on honey badger but call that ticky tack shit

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Whole bunch of Dallas aggy up in this thread

Lolwut

[Lat22 3994]

Why do grown ass men dress up in Halloween costumes for NFL games? What’s the purpose?

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Whole bunch of Dallas aggy up in this thread

Lolwut

[hookem48 4634]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Who are these clowns in the booth. They're brutal

Tony Romo is the commentator. He's the worst in football. So fucking annoying.

I have no idea why people think he's so great 

[nycHorn 2968]

Why do grown ass men dress up in Halloween costumes for NFL games? What’s the purpose?

It’s their whole life.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Whole bunch of Dallas aggy up in this thread

Seriously. I guess i was wrong when I said I’d never met a Dallas fan that hated the Texans. Maybe it’s different in Dallas and Houston, but in Austin, SA, and Phoenix I’ve never seen it

[SDG 3319]

Chiefs might score before the 2 minute mark.  

[Fozzz 152]

Texans’ defense is just so awful. 

[Huckleberry 32710]

Just now, elfenix said:

Don't call the obvious PI on honey badger but call that ticky tack shit

Huh? They were both blatant and obvious. Stick with that angle. 

[tx 3 putt 76448]

That’s a horrible Pi 

[TexasMan 10786]

 

Edited January 12, 2020 by TexasMan

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Why do grown ass men dress up in Halloween costumes for NFL games? What’s the purpose?

[Lat22 3994]

It’s their whole life.

They’re all “parties of one”. Lobo solos.

[Iceman 2648]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Why do grown ass men dress up in Halloween costumes for NFL games? What’s the purpose?

having fun?

[CurlyDumps 4441]

Wow, Obvious hold missed on that throw to Hill. Refs are cupping KC’s balls.

[NowThis 931]

anyone have 28-24 at half? show your work.

[hookem48 4634]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Seriously. I guess i was wrong when I said I’d never met a Dallas fan that hated the Texans. Maybe it’s different in Dallas and Houston, but in Austin, SA, and Phoenix I’ve never seen it

I'm a Dallas fan and I'm fucking pissed Houston is fucking this up

[conVINCEd 21468]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Seriously. I guess i was wrong when I said I’d never met a Dallas fan that hated the Texans. Maybe it’s different in Dallas and Houston, but in Austin, SA, and Phoenix I’ve never seen it

People in Dallas generally don’t like anything about Houston, and vice versa.  This is pretty commonly known.

[Beau Vine 54013]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Seriously. I guess i was wrong when I said I’d never met a Dallas fan that hated the Texans. Maybe it’s different in Dallas and Houston, but in Austin, SA, and Phoenix I’ve never seen it

I don't hate the Texans, but I do enjoy watching a grand epic choke like they're pulling off.  

[NAVY 6739]

HeMan is confused and grumpy with this shit 

[Rip76 4915]

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

anyone have 28-24 at half? show your work.

I do

[Pato del Muerto 52357]

I’m rooting for a fg here just for the amazing symmetry of 24 straight followed by 24 straight the other way. 

[EMAWesome 101]

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I mean, we're all pretty used to stupid ass, premature shit from early on in game threads blowing up in posters' faces, but this might be a new speed record. 5 minutes ago KC "didn't have the heart" to pull off this kind of comeback. Now, they might have the lead at halftime.

If nothing else this game is a message about calling games over in the first half.  I guess not everyone on this board is old enough to remember the 1974 USC-Notre Dame game.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Houston gonna lose by 21

[Gatorubet 30139]

10 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Texans players clapping on the sideline. That's sure to help

They could be holding orange slices and juice boxes.

[Hawndoh 2382]

Throw it away you dolt. Lost 6 yards for no reason. 

[runthebone 7933]

Throw it away, dumbass

[SpiralOut 1809]

Man, I'm just enjoying the insanity.  This game has me excited about football again.  Herman's shit show this year had just about killed my interest in it.

[NAVY 6739]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Houston gonna lose by 21

I suspect you are correct 

[CurlyDumps 4441]

Receivers never throw the ball away on those trick plays.

[Huckleberry 32710]

Just now, EMAWesome said:

If nothing else this game is a message about calling games over in the first half.  I guess not everyone on this board is old enough to remember the 1974 USC-Notre Dame game.

You're watching a Houston NFL team blow a playoff lead and the most relevant comparison you can make is a 1974 college game? 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why do grown ass men dress up in Halloween costumes for NFL games? What’s the purpose?

embarrass their kids is my guess

[NAVY 6739]

Houston is a second half team. Oh my 

[Beau Vine 54013]

1 minute ago, EMAWesome said:

If nothing else this game is a message about calling games over in the first half.  I guess not everyone on this board is old enough to remember the 1974 USC-Notre Dame game.

24-0, 0-55 IIRC.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

Johnson is getting smoked