Texans @ Chiefs: AFC Divisional Round

[Surly Bevo 24705]

I’m a Cowboys fan who doesn’t care about the Texans likes the Chiefs but not enough to care too much. But yea this choke job is amazing to behold no matter who is pulling it. That it’s the team of the city with the all time playoff choke job is amazing symmetry.

[RPM 26237]

Kelce change gloves or something?

[Fozzz 152]

Watt looks like shit 

[runthebone 7933]

It's hard to out-choke Andy Reid.

[Hawndoh 2382]

I doubt "X-Factor" has kids. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

JJ is too old 

[Huckleberry 32710]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Receivers never throw the ball away on those trick plays.

They don't have intentional grounding protection (outside the pocket throw it past the LOS) but should at least be able to find a receiver to throw it away near. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m rooting for a fg here just for the amazing symmetry of 24 straight followed by 24 straight the other way. 

Might have to settle for 24 one way. Then 48 the other and then Houston evens it out at 48-48 and we go to OT?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just need a Buddy Ryan poster in the end zone for Mahomes to spike the football into.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I’m a Cowboys fan who doesn’t care about the Texans likes the Chiefs but not enough to care too much. But yea this choke job is amazing to behold no matter who is pulling it. That it’s the team of the city with the all time playoff choke job is amazing symmetry.

Same, minus the cowboys fan part

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

no td. was past the line

[mdmost 42870]

Past the LOS I bet. 

[elfenix 34190]

Illegal forward pass

[cactusflinthead 27595]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

People in Dallas generally don’t like anything about Houston, and vice versa.  This is pretty commonly known.

People in Dallas are vaguely aware that Houston exists. That's the extent of it. 

[runthebone 7933]

Over the line

[NowThis 931]

all he does is catch TDs.

[SDG 3319]

Was that CO with the pressure? 

[po elvis 2070]

Not past

[NAVY 6739]

Listening to nirvana at halftime to cheer up 

[Surly Bevo 24705]

That’s a TD

[Underdog 28460]

Chiefs get ball to start 2nd half?

[MillerEP 30343]

For fucks sake

[Hawndoh 2382]

So dragging his foot at the LOS keeps it legal? I did not know that. 

[Zavala 1384]

lol way over the line of scrimmage there

[po elvis 2070]

Or maybe past the line. Ball left hand pretty late.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

lol his foot drags at the last split second behind the line

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[NowThis 931]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

People in Dallas are vaguely aware that Houston exists. That's the extent of it. 

exactly. Most people in Dallas have never been to Houston , more likely to cross the OK border than to drive down 45.

[WhatTheBuck 28719]

It was obvious from the snap who that ball was going to. 

[elfenix 34190]

Huh? They were both blatant and obvious. Stick with that angle. 

Barely impeded and ball was 10 yards past. Not catchable.

[KCHorn 36]

I gave up too soon. Holy fuck what a comeback. Even if we lose I can’t say they didn’t try.

[immortal13 4059]

[TommyGufano 6021]

Don't think it's overturned. Needed a down the line view that showed more precisely when ball actually leaves his fingertips

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Texans D is gassed.  Chiefs should go HUNH in second half. 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Crown em

[Augustus 3061]

Man, did I ever get home at the perfect time.  Soon as I turn on the tv, KC is receiving a kickoff, down 24-0.

[Zepol87 9172]

That's pretty damn close

[Neonmoon 38127]

Three guys around Kelce, no one thinks to cover him 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't hate the Texans, but I do enjoy watching a grand epic choke like they're pulling off.  

I hear you. I just want to see Watson succeed. Easily one of my favorite players ever. But he’s gonna need to pull something out of his ass in this 2nd half, because holy shit. 

[Beau Vine 54013]

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Receivers never throw the ball away on those trick plays.

Yeah, they can't, because the intentional grounding penalty is waived only for QBs.  

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This applies only to the player who controls the snap or the resulting backward pass and does not relinquish possession to another player before throwing the forward pass.

 

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Johnson is getting smoked 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Looks like the foot drag will save him there

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, Hawndoh said:

So dragging his foot at the LOS keeps it legal? I did not know that. 

Yes

[NowThis 931]

Titans @ KC next week will a lot of fun. KC can't stop Henry.  Aggy vs. Texas Tech at QB.

[Braff Zacklin 13430]

Dude's a fucking witch.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

How does an NFL playoff game not have a better camera angle for that play? Or does the director in the CBS trailer just suck at his job?

Edited January 12, 2020 by Uncle Nate

[Neonmoon 38127]

Aggies will rally in 3rd quarter, only to have dreams crushed in 4th

[EMAWesome 101]

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You're watching a Houston NFL team blow a playoff lead and the most relevant comparison you can make is a 1974 college game? 

I wasn't talking about blowing a lead.  I was talking about declaring a game over before halftime.  In my example Notre Dame didn't just blow a lead they got their ass handed to them.

[WBT 20432]

Is 4 TD passes in a quarter good?

[Iceman 2648]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Huh? They were both blatant and obvious. Stick with that angle. 

Barely impeded and ball was 10 yards past. Not catchable.

he got beat on an out and up.

It was a penalty.  It wasn't a no-look pass