Texans @ Chiefs: AFC Divisional Round

[CurlyDumps 4,618]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

They don't have intentional grounding protection (outside the pocket throw it past the LOS) but should at least be able to find a receiver to throw it away near. 

Ahhhhh, didn’t know that. Makes more sense now that they don’t chuck it away.

[Big D 249]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Chiefs get ball to start 2nd half?

Yep

[Nicole44 22,206]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

I don’t need to take any mushrooms... this shit is crazy already  

Yep! Football! If the second half is as exciting this may be the craziest best game so far. Two QBs with weapons who are ridiculously talented...only caveat are both coaches in a sense. They both choke and have choked. Both have clock/time mgmt issues and make sometimes dumb add decisions. 
this is like watching the Rocky4 movie honestly. Punching street fight. With more finesse and no Russians.

[Bigbend1812 13,022]

all the points are being scored at one end of the field. 

[hookem48 4,808]

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

[satyanash 15,361]

50 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Peeps are high if you think KC comes back from a four score hole 

[Rip76 5,009]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

going to be a hell of a second half !

All momentum is Chiefs way.

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This game has basically everything you could want! 

I thought we were about to have 3 blowouts in a row this weekend. KC saved the day by making it a game. All turned on that kicking the FG on 4th down instead of going for it then the big kickoff return and score a few plays later. Crazy shit.

[aggie08 21,734]

Mahomes is a bad man. Ain't nobody stopping him when he's this fired up and locked in.

Dude came back on New England in the AFC Championship after being shut out in the first half, and had them beat until Dee Ford lined up offsides.

If Houston wins it'll have to be in a shootout.

[Iceman 2,956]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Watson still gives Houston hope

This is truth.

DHop is legit and Watson is legitter.   Can they obercome their corch?

[Bill Brasky 1,617]

it looks like little Jack isn't the only retard in the O'Brien household today.....

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Bill O’Brien is a moron. This is just another exhibit of it. 

[Bigjohns97 125]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

Giving him too much credit

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Zero defense for Houston in the 2nd qtr. 

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[MillerEP 30,839]

Seems very un-Texan to not support your State team's over some team from Misery.

Edited January 12, 2020 by MillerEP

[52-80 19,374]

Mahomes be like, "hold my Lamar..."

[immortal13 4,059]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Seems very un-Texan to not support your State team's over some team in Misery.

Fuck the Texans

[Horn80 6,313]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

That pretty much sums it up

[TexasMan 11,383]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Bill O’Brien is a moron. This is just another exhibit of it. 

But he went to an Ivy League school 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Zero defense for Houston in the 2nd qtr. 

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Maybe he should tell his defenders to cover Kelce, not just stand next to him in the endzone 

[aggie08 21,734]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

Well, not in those exact words, but, yeah. He owes them for taking the wind out of their sails.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Seems very un-Texan to not support your State team's over some team from Misery.

Go back to Texags 

[Trey3216 15,450]

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

28 unanswered

 

woof

Houston trying to out-Houston themselves. 

Edited January 12, 2020 by Trey3216

[Rockethorn1978 6,203]

This should settle any debate that Houston isnt the most cursed sports city ever. They clearly are.

 

This will end up something like 56-24.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

YOU SUCK TOO MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU

GO HOME

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER

 

[NAVY 6,910]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I’m super wrong! Life finds a way 

[Underdog 29,106]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Zero defense for Houston in the 2nd qtr. 

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Arthur Bryant's

[Guadaloopy 11,126]

Texans trailed by 13 at half last week.  So this is an improvement?

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

[Trey3216 15,450]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

YOU SUCK TOO MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU

GO HOME

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER

 

Yeah... that’s not gonna go over well

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

what the hell does Bill say to the team? Sorry for being the biggest pussy on earth and kicking the field goal and then being the dumbest fucker on earth trying to make up for it by faking the punt?

"Remember when I told you nobody thinks you can win this game? They may have been right."

[TexasMan 11,383]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This should settle any debate that Houston isnt the most cursed sports city ever. They clearly are.

 

This will end up something like 56-24.

Nah. San Diego is massively underrated in choke jobs. 

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

[NAVY 6,910]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep! Football! If the second half is as exciting this may be the craziest best game so far. Two QBs with weapons who are ridiculously talented...only caveat are both coaches in a sense. They both choke and have choked. Both have clock/time mgmt issues and make sometimes dumb add decisions. 
this is like watching the Rocky4 movie honestly. Punching street fight. With more finesse and no Russians.

Poster speaks truth. 
 

Continue the entertainment! 

[elfenix 34,659]

Seems very un-Texan to not support your State team's over some team from Misery.

Chiefs used to be in Dallas so I guess that's where Dallas fan bandwagons

[tbone_ 14,413]

Yikes

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It would almost be worth it, for next season.  But Bob ain't going anywhere until the team stops winning the division, probably for a couple of years in a row.  We're stuck.

Talk about a job that everyone would covet. Getting to work with Watson through his prime is all you would need to know. Nothing else matters. The rest will sort itself out.

[Rockethorn1978 6,203]

This Houston team just told the oilers to hold their beer and watch us blow this lead in 10 min and not wait till the end to rip out the hearts of their fans. 

[mulletpelini 5,220]

Well that couldn't have started out any better, or any worse for Houston

[NAVY 6,910]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Yikes

Yikes but no Vikes 

[TejasPedro 1,912]

Please fire BOB now

[Hate 20,232]

11 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

We need to sacrifice Greenspoint to the volcano.

We don't even have to have a reason.

Edited January 12, 2020 by Hate

[mulletpelini 5,220]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Chiefs used to be in Dallas so I guess that's where Dallas fan bandwagons

Millennials everywhere are googling

[NAVY 6,910]

Houston fans wondering if HEB is open 

[Dewey 3,325]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This Houston team just told the oilers to hold their beer and watch us blow this lead in 10 min and not wait till the end to rip out the hearts of their fans. 

Pretty much knew Buffalo was going to win by the end of the 3rd quarter 

[Deej 77,676]

Nm.

Edited January 12, 2020 by Deej

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

Just now, Deej said:

Keeping a dumbass coach really isn't a curse, it's just bad management. 

Cowboys fans know that all too well. We are the Chargers of the NFC at this point.

[GreenspointTexas 9,933]

8 minutes ago, Zavala said:

YOU SUCK TOO MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU

GO HOME

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER

 

Holy shit

[UTGrad98 2,331]

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Please fire BOB now

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

Where's Kelce?