Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......

[Deej 77,671]

They can't expect to to come to camp during Pride Month. He has obligations.

(NTTAWWT)

[BurntOrange&White 41,650]

 

 

[YGIFS 19,456]

Pro-vaccine choice, Pro-practice choice, Pro-dumbass choice.  

He is so brave. 

[Radical Larry 28,814]

 

[HornOnTheBayou 9,056]

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Do the words "mandatory" and "choice" have different meanings in her language? 

[Blotto 23,974]

On 6/12/2024 at 6:30 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Do the words "mandatory" and "choice" have different meanings in her language? 

They do when you're high as shit. I cant wait for this cockslap to get hurt running out of the tunnel on opening day. 

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Aaron Rodgers' unexcused absence that caused him to miss all of the New York Jets mandatory minicamp this week was because of an ayahuasca retreat, one NFL insider claims. 

Albert Breer gave a lengthy response to Rodgers' whereabouts, that was not in the New York area instead of being at the Jets' facility, a decision that will cost him more than $100,000 in fines. 

'The best I can answer this right now that I feel solid about is that he is somewhere that they could not excuse and maintain credibility with the rest of the locker room, but would be expected, would not be an out-of-left-field thing for him,' Breer said on 'The Rich Eisen Show'.

'So you guys can open your mind, so to speak, as he’s been known to open his mind sometimes, into all the possibilities,' Breer continued. 

Rodgers has marched to the beat of his own drum for the latter half of his career, and his aura has dominated the New York Jets since his arrival last year. 

 

[mwaadeeb 1,362]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

They do when you're high as shit. I cant wait for this cockslap to get hurt running out of the tunnel on opening day. 

 

Dude gives drugs a bad name.

[Aaron Rodgers Fan 3]

 

[Sawbonz 28,081]

On 6/12/2024 at 8:23 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

What do mandatory mean

 

[Bevo14 8,468]

8 hours ago, Aaron Rodgers Fan said:

 

goatfucker table*

[Celery Man 21,076]

8 hours ago, Aaron Rodgers Fan said:

 

He can sit next to Marino. Bring Philip Rivers as his +1

Edited July 13 by Celery Man

[markstanco 12,773]

Are you seriously comparing him to Marino?

[runthebone 8,322]

I still don't get why the OP misspelled fuck

[General Colt 147]

3 hours ago, runthebone said:

I still don't get why the OP misspelled fuck

OP:

[Mittens 8,636]

 

[aggie08 21,733]

If I wanted to see someone suck their own dick, I'm sure there's a category on pornhub.

Generally speaking, if you're going to start releasing documentaries about healing and longevity methods that only you've discovered, maybe have more than one Super Bowl.

We barely tolerate Brady's TB12 holistic journey, and he has 7.

[Pam Cummings 9,823]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

If I wanted to see someone suck their own dick, I'm sure there's a category on pornhub.

Generally speaking, if you're going to start releasing documentaries about healing and longevity methods that only you've discovered, maybe have more than one Super Bowl.

We barely tolerate Brady's TB12 holistic journey, and he has 7.

Aaron Rodgers, when not throwing insane lasers on a football field, is objectively not an interesting person.

[smuggs 9,394]

It's gonna be laughable when he gets benched, by the fucking New York Jets, for Tyrod Taylor before this airs.

[kevwun 16,269]

I hope he loses all of his money eventually and ends up selling edible clay on the side of the road.

[horn4life 3,829]

The only enigma with Rogers, is that he doesn't realize he plays like enema...

[4th&Five 41,904]

i look forward to the endless memes that will come from this doc.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

If I wanted to see someone suck their own dick, I'm sure there's a category on pornhub.

He doesn't need to suck his own dick. Pat McAfee is all too happy to do it. While aj hawk cups his balls. 

[Gatorubet 30,631]

8 hours ago, horn4life said:

The only enigma with Rogers, is that he doesn't realize he plays like enema...

Michelle Beadle was going off on him today. They were playing clips from the trailer and laughing their ass off about “enema”.    I lost track of the number of times they called him an asshole while laughing.

Brilliant business decision on his part.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1,108]

9 hours ago, smuggs said:

It's gonna be laughable when he gets benched, by the fucking New York Jets, for Tyrod Taylor before this airs.

Tyrod Taylor is still in the league?

[TreatyOak 17,197]

Say what you want about Aaron Rogers but he did pull Shailene Woodley when she was still smoking. 

 

[horn4life 3,829]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Michelle Beadle was going off on him today. They were playing clips from the trailer and laughing their ass off about “enema”.    I lost track of the number of times they called him an asshole while laughing.

Brilliant business decision on his part.

So those motherfuckers were reading my shit here on surly, repeating my words, and pretending it was their own fucking thoughts!  

Rogers is both an enigma and enema, and if you are dumb enough to part with your money, you can see that at the cinema.

 

[Nivek 17,330]

Public enema?

[smuggs 9,394]

12 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Tyrod Taylor is still in the league?

Yeah.

If NY loses to Miami this weekend their playoff chances are officially 100% gone. They don't appear to want Rodgers around next year so it seems like a forgone conclusion that they bench him, unless he has a great game but they find some other way to lose.

 

Edited December 5 by smuggs

[Blotto 23,974]

Lulz, he's such a fucking tool...

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"There’s a lot of people talking about the game now," Rodgers opined to McAfee. "Both non-former players and former players who are trying to stay relevant fame wise. So the takes and the criticism are a lot different than they were maybe in the mid-2000s."

Rodgers clarified that he was not speaking about McAfee, but instead any number of people who may appear elsewhere on the network.

"I’m talking about these experts on TV who nobody remembers what they did in their career,” he continued. “So in order for them to stay relevant, they have to make comments that keep them in the conversation. That wasn’t going on in 2008, 2009. TheSportsCenter of my youth, those guys made highlights so much fun. And that’s what they showed on SportsCenter. Now it’s all talk shows and people whose opinions are so important now and they believe they’re the celebrities now, they’re the stars for just being able to talk about sports or give a take about sports, many of which are unfounded or asinine, as we all know. But that’s the environment we’re in now."

He realizes that the douchebag he's talking to was a f'n punter in the NFL, right? You know the guy paying Rodgers $1M a season to come on his ESPN talk/opinion show so people will watch it. He'll probably be one of the McAfee nutlickers on his show next year when nobody will pay him to show up to play QB next season. 

[Rimbo 26,853]

On 12/4/2024 at 6:48 PM, TreatyOak said:

Say what you want about Aaron Rogers but he did pull Shailene Woodley when she was still smoking. 

 

[royiv 9,687]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, he's such a fucking tool...

He realizes that the douchebag he's talking to was a f'n punter in the NFL, right? You know the guy paying Rodgers $1M a season to come on his ESPN talk/opinion show so people will watch it. He'll probably be one of the McAfee nutlickers on his show next year when nobody will pay him to show up to play QB next season. 

Both of them are idiots that should live together on Idiot Island.

[Hank_Hill 19,764]

Rich white asshole doing Aya and making it his whole personality, unique!

[Macanudo 13,254]

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

Lulz, he's such a fucking tool...

He realizes that the douchebag he's talking to was a f'n punter in the NFL, right? You know the guy paying Rodgers $1M a season to come on his ESPN talk/opinion show so people will watch it. He'll probably be one of the McAfee nutlickers on his show next year when nobody will pay him to show up to play QB next season. 

And Rogers is too obtuse to realize that almost no one cares about his own non-football thoughts.  Asshole extraordinaire.  

[Hank Chinaski 6,345]

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Rich white asshole doing Aya and making it his whole personality, unique!

Fucking this. The conspiracy theorist / alternative medicine / wholistic healing / absurd nutrition fad / insufferable personality archetype is pretty fucking cliche.

It is embarrassing watching people who think that they’re interesting or super smart because they are “in on things that the rest of the world can’t see” do their schtick in real time. 

[Rimbo 26,853]

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Fucking this. The conspiracy theorist / alternative medicine / wholistic healing / absurd nutrition fad / insufferable personality archetype is pretty fucking cliche.

It is embarrassing watching people who think that they’re interesting or super smart because they are “in on things that the rest of the world can’t see” do their schtick in real time. 

And that's basically why they do it. They think "smart" is like a magic power you get like in bad Hollywood movies, not something that's the result of decades of effort, complexity and, most of all, mistakes.

Being "in" on a conspiracy theory makes you feel smart without the effort. You know things the rest of the world doesn't know! oooOOOOooooOOOooo...

Edited Saturday at 06:20 PM by Rimbo

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Aaron Rodgers on Ryan Clark rant: 'You're captured, you're highly vaccinated'

Rodgers then went into what he called "just a quick PSA reminder" for the show.

"Say whatever the (expletive) you want about me, I don't care, but just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your [vaccination] status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light," he said. "Just get it out there."

He did not name anyone individually at ESPN or elsewhere, but continued to emphasize vaccination status.

"Then when you say things about me people can at least be like, 'oh, you are captured by the multimillion-dollar propaganda Skyhawk and you're still upset about it,'" he continued. "Just so everybody knows where you're coming from, everybody knows 'okay, cool, you're twice [vaccinated with] Moderna with three booster shots' and then say what you want to say, whatever."

"I don't care," Rodgers went on. "I'm just saying a PSA, just please help everybody who's wondering 'where is this coming from?' Including myself... do a little bit of digging and then you know where it's all coming from. You're captured, you're highly vaccinated and then say whatever the hell you want to say about me [because] I couldn't give two (expletive)s about it."

 

[Rimbo 26,853]

23 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Aaron Rodgers on Ryan Clark rant: 'You're captured, you're highly vaccinated'

Rodgers then went into what he called "just a quick PSA reminder" for the show.

"Say whatever the (expletive) you want about me, I don't care, but just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your [vaccination] status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light," he said. "Just get it out there."

He did not name anyone individually at ESPN or elsewhere, but continued to emphasize vaccination status.

"Then when you say things about me people can at least be like, 'oh, you are captured by the multimillion-dollar propaganda Skyhawk and you're still upset about it,'" he continued. "Just so everybody knows where you're coming from, everybody knows 'okay, cool, you're twice [vaccinated with] Moderna with three booster shots' and then say what you want to say, whatever."

"I don't care," Rodgers went on. "I'm just saying a PSA, just please help everybody who's wondering 'where is this coming from?' Including myself... do a little bit of digging and then you know where it's all coming from. You're captured, you're highly vaccinated and then say whatever the hell you want to say about me [because] I couldn't give two (expletive)s about it."

 

Good Lord, what a dipshit. What a fucktard. What a complete looney toon.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,132]

56 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Aaron Rodgers on Ryan Clark rant: 'You're captured, you're highly vaccinated'

Rodgers then went into what he called "just a quick PSA reminder" for the show.

"Say whatever the (expletive) you want about me, I don't care, but just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your [vaccination] status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light," he said. "Just get it out there."

He did not name anyone individually at ESPN or elsewhere, but continued to emphasize vaccination status.

"Then when you say things about me people can at least be like, 'oh, you are captured by the multimillion-dollar propaganda Skyhawk and you're still upset about it,'" he continued. "Just so everybody knows where you're coming from, everybody knows 'okay, cool, you're twice [vaccinated with] Moderna with three booster shots' and then say what you want to say, whatever."

"I don't care," Rodgers went on. "I'm just saying a PSA, just please help everybody who's wondering 'where is this coming from?' Including myself... do a little bit of digging and then you know where it's all coming from. You're captured, you're highly vaccinated and then say whatever the hell you want to say about me [because] I couldn't give two (expletive)s about it."

 

Aaron Rodgers is like kryptonite for the legitimate Ayahuasca-Ketamine Movement.

Edited 4 hours ago by Degenerate Gardner

[Hank Chinaski 6,345]

55 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

"Say whatever the (expletive) you want about me, I don't care, but just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your [vaccination] status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light," he said. "Just get it out there."

He did not name anyone individually at ESPN or elsewhere, but continued to emphasize vaccination status.

"Then when you say things about me people can at least be like, 'oh, you are captured by the multimillion-dollar propaganda Skyhawk and you're still upset about it,'" he continued. "Just so everybody knows where you're coming from, everybody knows 'okay, cool, you're twice [vaccinated with] Moderna with three booster shots' and then say what you want to say, whatever."

"I don't care," Rodgers went on. "I'm just saying a PSA, just please help everybody who's wondering 'where is this coming from?' Including myself... do a little bit of digging and then you know where it's all coming from. You're captured, you're highly vaccinated and then say whatever the hell you want to say about me [because] I couldn't give two (expletive)s about it."

 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,543]

dp

Edited 1 hour ago by Wilcox Cummingtonite

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,543]

2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Aaron Rodgers on Ryan Clark rant: 'You're captured, you're highly vaccinated'

Rodgers then went into what he called "just a quick PSA reminder" for the show.

"Say whatever the (expletive) you want about me, I don't care, but just before you do it, whether you state your name, your accolades, pronouns, whatever it is, just state your [vaccination] status so that anything you say afterwards gets put in the right light," he said. "Just get it out there."

He did not name anyone individually at ESPN or elsewhere, but continued to emphasize vaccination status.

"Then when you say things about me people can at least be like, 'oh, you are captured by the multimillion-dollar propaganda Skyhawk and you're still upset about it,'" he continued. "Just so everybody knows where you're coming from, everybody knows 'okay, cool, you're twice [vaccinated with] Moderna with three booster shots' and then say what you want to say, whatever."

"I don't care," Rodgers went on. "I'm just saying a PSA, just please help everybody who's wondering 'where is this coming from?' Including myself... do a little bit of digging and then you know where it's all coming from. You're captured, you're highly vaccinated and then say whatever the hell you want to say about me [because] I couldn't give two (expletive)s about it."

 

[Helobious 9,755]

Why does he harp on vaccinations so much and act like that’s the reason people hate him, and not because he’s a fucktard? Lamar Jackson never got vaccinated, no one cares. Kirk Cousins never got vaccinated, yet everyone loved him after that Netflix show last year. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

AI created this badass “Skyhawk”. Whatever the hell that is.