2020 UFC/MMA thread

[ss13 1832]

First fight about to start. 

https://www.espn.com/mma/fightcenter/_/id/401220847/league/ufc

[ss13 1832]

Hahaha, the fucking new kid just SMOKED Camacho on 3 days notice. 

[ss13 1832]

This dude’s first & last ever UFC fight. 

 

 

[ss13 1832]

The small octagon continues to produce finishes, 4 out of 5 so far. 

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

5 Minutes Alone is an appropriate walkout song

[ss13 1832]

59 minutes ago, ss13 said:

The small octagon continues to produce finishes, 4 out of 5 so far. 

And then of course 30 minutes of snooze after. 

[ss13 1832]

That was a pretty cool armbar. 

[TexArcher 39072]

That was a good scrap.

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

Well I've never seen a delay for a low blow in a female fight before 

[Scraps 13800]

This fight is fun.

Burgos gotta chop that leg down and he will end up winning.

[Scraps 13800]

Threw only 1 kick that was checked and got jabbed in the face lol

[ss13 1832]

Weird part of tonight is every decision has been unanimous, no splits. 

[Scraps 13800]

2nd kick went straight to the nuts lol.

Burgos falling apart

[F250 29201]

Burgos getting beat the fuck up.

[Scraps 13800]

How the hell did Burgos not go lights out

[TexArcher 39072]

FOY candidate.  God damn, Burgos has a chin.  Good stuff.

[Scraps 13800]

I think Emmett won but who the hell knows

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

Volkov mouthing the words to this Russian rap has me rolling 

[Scraps 13800]

Bangers. Lets go.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Haha I like the mortal Kombat walkout music 

[TexArcher 39072]

Lulz at the Mortal Kombat entrance music.  Awesome.

[Scraps 13800]

Volkov does know he is in a fight right?

[Scraps 13800]

10-3 rd to mortal Kombat

[Scraps 13800]

And yes i meant to put 3 even though I know it is impossible....that was shameful by Volkov lol.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lol Volkov to start the 4th

”alright, u can’t get taken down, you can’t get taken down”

 

4 seconds in he gets taken down 

[ss13 1832]

This. 

Is. 

Fucking. 

Boring. 

[Scraps 13800]

Knee bleeding from rug burns because of being rode all night

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Man, give me some ground and pound or something. He’s just laying on him 

[Scraps 13800]

Lol

Takedowns:

Blaydes 100
Volkov 1

[Scraps 13800]

Man, give me some ground and pound or something. He’s just laying on him 

He's gassed out. That's pretty much all he can do now unfortunately lol

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Oh shit 

[Scraps 13800]

On to the next one

[F250 29201]

Never cared for heavyweight fights. These big boys gas so fast and it turns into a dry humping session.

[F250 29201]

Damn, Blaydes is still gasping for breath in the interview.

[Scraps 13800]

Never cared for heavyweight fights. These big boys gas so fast and it turns into a dry humping session.

Lol that is typically like 1 of ever 10 HW fights.

[TexArcher 39072]

Yeah, there are plenty of heavies I want to see fight. 

And Blaydes has put on entertaining fights before.  But tonight he knew if it was a kickboxing match he was going to lose, so he made it a wrestling match.  Good gameplan, boring fight, meh.  

[Scraps 13800]

Copied from another site so they edited it but Dana was not impressed lol:

“I like Curtis Blaydes, but Curtis Blaydes has the wrong attitude as far as I’m concerned,” White said at the UFC on ESPN 11 post-fight news conference. “I don’t have anything against the kid at all, (but) when you talk (expletive) like he talked this week, you better come in and whoop somebody’s ass when you talk (expletive) like that. When you talk the (expletive) that he did and perform like he did tonight? You look stupid.
“Yeah, he won. He talked a lot of (expletive) coming in this week. I don’t think you talk the (expletive) he talked this week and come in and perform like that. Talking about rag-dolling people, and he’s not getting paid, and yada yada, he should be getting the title shot. He gassed out at the end of the third round, made it to the fifth and won the fight. Yeah, he won.”

[ss13 1832]

Co-signed, Dana.

That shit really fucking sucked. Saturday night, free, relatively early, night before Father’s Day, horrible ME. 

[Scraps 13800]

Jon jones v Mike Tyson

Thoughts?

Lmao wtf

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

15 hours ago, ss13 said:

This dude’s first & last ever UFC fight. 

 

 

Fast forward to 4:37, because Dana is absolutely right IMO. I’ve been saying it for a while 

 

Edited June 21, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[ss13 1832]

Goddamn. 

 

 

[Scraps 13800]

So Mike Perrys dumbass will only have his gf in his corner this weekend. He needs to make rd 2 so we hear that mid round commentary in the quiet arena.

"I will let you fuck me in the ass if you win"

That's about what I think it will be, but I also have a feeling Perry lets her strap on and fuck him in the ass so who knows.

[ss13 1832]

I’ve never met a Latory that wasn’t fucking crazy. 

[smuggs 9397]

This dude was married for 7 months, dumped his wife last month, and now has his new girlfriend of ~30 days as his only corner person.

He's gonna be fine.

[Scraps 13800]

This dude was married for 7 months, dumped his wife last month, and now has his new girlfriend of ~30 days as his only corner person.

He's gonna be fine.

 

Yeah I like this gem from a couple days ago:

 

 

 

[TexArcher 39072]

18 hours ago, ss13 said:

I’ve never met a Latory that wasn’t fucking crazy. 

I read it as Lavatory...

[TexArcher 39072]

8 hours ago, smuggs said:

This dude was married for 7 months, dumped his wife last month, and now has his new girlfriend of ~30 days as his only corner person.

He's gonna be fine.

Undefeated.

 

 

(not him)

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

On 6/24/2020 at 7:32 AM, smuggs said:

This dude was married for 7 months, dumped his wife last month, and now has his new girlfriend of ~30 days as his only corner person.

He's gonna be fine.

Also why the fuck are they wearing masks right there? They’re literally going to fight in 24 hrs and they’ve both been tested probably over 20 times in the last 2 weeks. The hell are we doing?

Edited June 26, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[JohnnyRage 1617]

So is Hooker already the real deal, or is winning this fight that important? Poirier showed that he had the heart against a striker in Gaethje, but then showed that heart wasn't enough when being constricted by Khabib. This is a really awesome fight.

[Scraps 13800]

Should be a fun fight. I am pulling for Dustin.

Hoping Perry gets choked to almost death