2020 UFC/MMA thread

[TexArcher 37,761]

Like if Bruno Mars and Ben Askren somehow made a lesbian baby.

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

A petite Pat from SNL

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

So what are we thinking tonight? DC by eye pokes, I mean decision?

[TexArcher 37,761]

This is like watching a fight on fast forward.

[Scraps 13,560]

Gotta go with Htown here, but not too confident

[TexArcher 37,761]

Wow, dominant round for Pineda!

 

[Scraps 13,560]

Htown beatdown

[TexArcher 37,761]

HOUSTON, Y'ALL!!!

[Blotto 23,486]

he was beating the shit out of him them there at the end. 

[Scraps 13,560]

I always enjoy when fucks who miss weight get beat up

[Scraps 13,560]

Black beast v winner of this fight.

Black beast v Bigi boy would be fun

[TexArcher 37,761]

JDS looking like Bald Bull tonight.

[Scraps 13,560]

JDS looking like Bald Bull tonight.

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[Scraps 13,560]

I've never really disliked JDS but he should find a new job

[TexArcher 37,761]

Yeah, I've been a fan of JDS, but it's probably time for him to be the Brazilian Joe Rogan.

[Dennis Taylor 18,807]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I've never really disliked JDS but he should find a new job

Yeah he seems like a good guy but...

 

ITS TIME...

 

to retire 

[hundredTT 577]

Been loving this, even with paying the full. But I want O’Malley to get fucked up. 

[Scraps 13,560]

How the fuck is jim rome still relevant. I haven't heard much from him since like 2005. I don't even know what his show is on

[Scraps 13,560]

Loser of this fight has to get a non shitty tattoo

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

O’Malley fucked up his leg somehow.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,943]

7 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Been loving this, even with paying the full. But I want O’Malley to get fucked up. 

Congrats, bro. 

[TexArcher 37,761]

Well, that's a shitty way for a fight to end.

[Scraps 13,560]

God that 253 card is dogshit

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Can’t wait for this adesanya v costa fight. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just now, Scraps said:

God that 253 card is dogshit

Ha I didn’t see the rest of the card, but the main event is interesting 

[Scraps 13,560]

Ha I didn’t see the rest of the card, but the main event is interesting 

Yeah i mean i want to see that, but the other fights on paper are meh. They got to add one to main card though cause they are only listing 4 when they keep showing lineup

[shadow_operative2.0 15,943]

2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

So what are we thinking tonight? DC by eye pokes, I mean decision?

There’s uno. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Eye poke #1

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just based on how the last two fights went, they really should take a point from DC right now. He was fighting with his hands open the whole time 

[Zepol87 9,185]

20 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Can’t wait for this adesanya v costa fight. 

Don't watch much ufc, I prefer boxing but that looks badass 

[Scraps 13,560]

Ruh roh

[TexArcher 37,761]

Stipe stole that round by damn near ending the fight.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Stipe stole that round by damn near ending the fight.

 

Yup. DC might be toast 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Brutal eye poke right there by Stipe. The tables have turned.

Edited August 16, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Fucking close fight

[Wild Bill 324]

Disappointing effort by Stipe. Would not be surprised if he lost.

 

Nevermind...lol

 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Wild Bill

[Scraps 13,560]

Disappointing effort by Stipe. Would not be surprised if he lost.
 

Lol what fight did you watch. No judge in their right mind could give it to DC

[Scraps 13,560]

I don't see how DC goes out on that fight. He ain't gonna retire

 

 

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I don't see how DC goes out on that fight. He ain't gonna retire

 

 

I think he’s done. He looked every bit of a old ass 40+ year old tonight. Needs to hang it up.
 

Rumors of him being massively overweight and spending most of camp just trying to lose it and get in shape played out true. Disappointing fight but congrats to Stipe. Let’s see how he does against Francis in the rematch. 

[Scraps 13,560]

Ngannou is gonna knock him out this time. I have been saying that for a year

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

I agree. Stipe needs to bulk back up for this fight though to have a shot. 

[52-80 19,142]

26 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ngannou is gonna knock him out this time. I have been saying that for a year

Stipe has too much fundamentals.  Ngannou is a beast but in the jairzinho fight he just went on a zerg rush

[TexArcher 37,761]

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Picks for tonight?

Stipe over DC by KO/TKO.

O'Malley by KO/TKO (even though his opponent's never been stopped).

Roznstruik by brutal KO over JDS.

Herbert Burns by submission.

And I'll take the underdog Dodson by decision.

 

I batted .400.

Tony Gwynn never even did that.

[Frieda’s Boss 181]

19 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Brutal eye poke right there by Stipe. The tables have turned.

I understand he has a torn cornea but I have zero sympathy for Cormier getting poked in the eye

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

4 minutes ago, Frieda’s Boss said:

I understand he has a torn cornea but I have zero sympathy for Cormier getting poked in the eye

Oh I don’t either. This is what DC does when guys are coming at him:

It sucks that it went down that way but Stipe got his eye poked the round before. Definitely don’t feel bad for DC. 

[TexArcher 37,761]

30 minutes ago, Frieda’s Boss said:

I understand he has a torn cornea but I have zero sympathy for Cormier getting poked in the eye

It's like if Belichick found out someone cheated and knocked the Patriots out of the playoffs and wanted some sympathy.  Not likely.

[Scraps 13,560]

On 8/15/2020 at 11:12 PM, Scraps said:

On 8/15/2020 at 11:11 PM, youdunnf said:

Ha I didn’t see the rest of the card, but the main event is interesting 

Yeah i mean i want to see that, but the other fights on paper are meh. They got to add one to main card though cause they are only listing 4 when they keep showing lineup

Looks like the 5th one is going to be Reyes v Blachowicz possibly for the title 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Looks like the 5th one is going to be Reyes v Blachowicz possibly for the title 

That would make sense. Looks like Jones might be vacating:

I feel like he should’ve done this like 4 or 5 years ago, but maybe this gives him the motivation to get focused and train hard. 

Edited August 17, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

 

[Scraps 13,560]

Ortega v Korean Zombie in Oct 

Black Beast v Blaydes in November