2020 CFP National Championship Game: #3 Clemson @ #1 LSU - Sugar Bowl on ESPN

[BearSchlong 8,115]

If herman gets less than 10 wins next season, hes fuckin fired
 
if coach mushmouth can win a NC , we need to make it happen

Hahahahahahahaha

[Guitarman 28]

We can defeat them in La next yr

[OU Sucks 8,916]

This will make it all the more sweeter when we murder* them in their own house next season.

*Not "Craigslist sales"-type murder

[Topper13 3,389]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question: what would Ed Orgeron be doing for a living if football didn't exist?

Car salesman. 

[burntorangebongos 10,752]

Who does Derek Mason coach?

[pops 7,007]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question: what would Ed Orgeron be doing for a living if football didn't exist?

Voiceover work for the Muppets

[bullet 1,599]

Just now, Topper13 said:

Car salesman. 

He'd be netting crawfish on the bayou

[BearSchlong 8,115]

You really wanna talk pre-season expectations delusion?  On Surly???
God Bless you, man.

Lol the last 4 hours for me have been all about patience and tolerance.

[Augustus 3,061]

1 minute ago, Guitarman said:

We can defeat them in La next yr

 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

This will make it all the more sweeter when we murder* them in their own house next season.

*Not "Craigslist sales"-type murder

Why do you do this to yourselves?

[Radical Larry 28,663]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Who does Derek Mason coach?

Vanderbilt

[TXSG8R 3,362]

5 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Car salesman. 

https://youtu.be/HX7wzhMvbzo

[immortal13 4,059]

I feel like the final score was definitely slanted due to some bad officiating, but clearly the best team won, which is the most important thing. Hats off to LSU

[BigSwingingD 719]

Congratulations aggy. You guys deserve it. SEC SEC SEC. Put it on the wall.

[bullet 1,599]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Who does Derek Mason coach?

I had the same question.  Remember when he was at Kansas.  Maybe that's why he didn't talk much.  He's at Vandy now.

[Beau Vine 54,448]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

7 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Holy shit. This is the first time I’ve ever heard Ed O speak. Lmao

Did you just get out of solitary confinement?

[Mdhorn 5,987]

5 minutes ago, Augustus said:

You really wanna talk pre-season expectations delusion?  On Surly???

God Bless you, man.

Texas has a championship this century and played for another.  It's also saying we've had one of the greatest teams ever. That's not saying the Longhorns are going to the playoffs next year.   But, yeah, it's within reason that we have expectations.    

Edited January 14, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Jkwellborn 6,747]

Car salesman. 

Nah, shrimp boat captain.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,822]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

gotta let the PAC 12 into the college football playoff somehow

[Jkwellborn 6,747]

How long until the erect a statue of Cookie Monster on campus?

[DanTheHorn 4,966]

Would like to hate on LSU but they rose up every time. Playing great offense but voted #2. Well now you see great defense. Vegas switched the spread last minute? Sorry guys you last minute betters lose some money. 3 and  long? Screw playing it safe and punting or kicking field goal. We are coming after you. Can't hate on that type of coaching.

[Topper13 3,389]

Fucking Herby bringing that shit up

[BearSchlong 8,115]

Coach O will never have to pay for a bowl of gumbo again this lifetime.

[Augustus 3,061]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Texas has a championship this century and played for another.  It's also saying we've also had one of the greatest teams ever. That's not saying the Longhorns are going to the playoffs next year.   But, yeah, it's within reason that we have expectations.    

It hasn't really been "within reason" for quite a while, man.  Come on.

And I'm not talking smack.

[austingirl 2,192]

🎵Oooooperator won't you put me on through I gotta send my love down to Baton Rouge 🎵

What an amazing end to an amazing season. 

Edited January 14, 2020 by austingirl

[aggie08 21,539]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Nah, shrimp boat captain.

Lieutenant Dan didn't offer. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,608]

I wish we had Jefferson, Marshall and chase at wr. 
 

I wish we had Fulton, Vincent, and stingley at cb. 

[bullet 1,599]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

gotta let the PAC 12 into the college football playoff somehow

Did you mean to say "college football payoff somehow?"

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Nah, shrimp boat captain.

Roughneck on a snubbing unit in the middle of nowhere.

[sidis 9,832]

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Why do you do this to yourselves?

Yeah dude, you’ve got absolutely no leg to stand on in this argument. For fuck’s sake...

[BillyBadAss 189]

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

lsu was better than clemson and deserved the win, but the refs definitely helped a fuck ton

Penalties were: Clemson 7-65, LSU 11-118. 

I'm didn't watch closely enough to have an opinion , but the box score doesn't look slanted against Clemson.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,227]

No Gatorade bath for Coach O.  Hope it catches on.

[DanTheHorn 4,966]

Thanks Orlando you got a shout out from coach O.

[Hmbre97 6,332]

Fuck Todd Orlando

[C-Man 27,275]

You mean Saban?

No, I meant Les Miles

[fattyflattie 4,638]

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Why do you do this to yourselves?

Should I direct you to Texags, where this is a discussion every year?    UT played them to within a touchdown. Aggy played them to within 6 touchdowns.   

[Rhinotx 500]

Fucking third and Orlando

[Topper13 3,389]

We need nudes of Burrows Mom asap.  

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Who does Derek Mason coach?

I'm dumb. this whole time I thought it was the Derrick Mason that played WR with the Titans and Ravens. Lulz. I then see they spell their name differently.

[Mdhorn 5,987]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

Should I direct you to Texags, where this is a discussion every year?    UT played them to within a touchdown. Aggy played them to within 6 touchdowns.   

Forget about it, his troll is on a roll.  Obviously, they were one of the very few that called LSU winning it all this year and won a pot of gold.  

[Topper13 3,389]

Queen said, "Play the Game".

[immortal13 4,059]

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If herman gets less than 10 wins next season, hes fuckin fired

 

if coach mushmouth can win a NC , we need to make it happen

 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

I almost spit out my pedialyte after the 3rd and 17 shoutout.

[sidis 9,832]

Jesus Christ, BearSchlong...I am pretty sure that whole “suck that tiger dick, bitch” thing is intended to be figurative...but you do you. 

[mulletpelini 5,216]

9 minutes ago, bullet said:

I had the same question.  Remember when he was at Kansas.  Maybe that's why he didn't talk much.  He's at Vandy now.

This is sarcasm I hope

Coach rabble rabble is a fucking national championship corch.  The world is gonna fucking end isn't it?

[aggie08 21,539]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Should I direct you to Texags, where this is a discussion every year?

Pretty sure that's his point. You guys setting yourselves up for your own annual roller coaster. But all fans do it, so carry on.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

The refs stank that game up unnecessarily. LSU didn't need the help. Clemson couldn't overcome the loss of those DL last year. Good enough against most teams, but Burrow was something special this year, and congrats to the LSU staff for having some fucking imagination with the offensive playcalling. Tony Elliot called a miserable game. ETN was averaging 5.2 yards a carry, fucking run him. 

[Horn80 6,131]

Aggy will show up at the White House ceremony.

[Mdhorn 5,987]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Pretty sure that's his point. You guys setting yourselves up for your own annual roller coaster. But all fans do it, so carry on.

Who the fuck has said anything about a championship?  I haven't recalled anybody saying that.  We have to win our damn conference first.  That's pretty much been the plan first and foremost.  

[fattyflattie 4,638]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

Jesus Christ, BearSchlong...I am pretty sure that whole “suck that tiger dick, bitch” thing is intended to be figurative...but you do you. 

Cannot rep, but coming soon.