Job in Austin

[Grandioso 2592]

I need one. I've been a lawyer for 13 years but I'll dig ditches or wash dishes until I can figure out something better. PM me for resume. Thanks!

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Are you afraid to climb ladders or to get on a roof?

What end of the Austin area are you in?

PS for everyone else: What is your lawyerly area of specialization?

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[luke duke 6413]

How are your BJ skills?

[Teddyballgame 441]

30 minutes ago, luke duke said:

How are your BJ skills?

Sounds like they are going to get much better

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Well I can't find one and I'm not a lawyer. So you're gonna to have a lot more people telling you to fuck off than I have. 

[KaiserSoze 998]

Just become homeless, everyone else is doing it.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Why don’t you file some lawsuits or something 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

36 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

Just become homeless, everyone else is doing it.

I hear it's all the rage.

Edited January 16, 2020 by ROFL BOX

[South Austin 52494]

You’re young, you got your health. Whatchu need a job for?

[Quagmire 2147]

You can’t handle the truth!

[4th_and_18 687]

I need one. I've been a lawyer for 13 years but I'll dig ditches or wash dishes until I can figure out something better. PM me for resume. Thanks!

UT needs a new smoking Sheriff
https://utaustin.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/UTstaff/job/UT-MAIN-CAMPUS/Tobacco-Free-Campus-Coordinator_R_00007436-1


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[Errestaurants 2570]

watch this for tips when you are ready to interview

 

[hornian 5218]

What kind of lawyer? I’m not hiring, but I’m not not hiring either. 

[immamac 42847]

Take this opportunity to exit Austin!

[Paco 1934]

I'll dig ditches

No you won't.

[wd40 1976]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Take this opportunity to exit Austin!

this.  and take a few with you.

but a gig better than lawyering?  if posting on surly all day every day while printing money is a bad gig, sign me up.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Sometimes I wish there was a way to see how many “billable hours” Austin lawyers have racked up while fucking around on surly.

[RDCanecutter 26428]

2 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Sometimes I wish there was a way to see how many “billable hours” Austin lawyers have racked up while fucking around on surly.

My guess is "All of Them," Jerry.

[RDCanecutter 26428]

On 1/15/2020 at 12:53 PM, Grandioso said:

I need one. I've been a lawyer for 13 years but I'll dig ditches or wash dishes until I can figure out something better. PM me for resume. Thanks!

So what, to you, is the bad thing about lawyering? What, if any, are the good things about  it?

(And yes, you have to sit there and answer my questions; you're a dish-washer now, you're lucky I'm taking the time to treat you like a human.)

[ROFL BOX 6649]

4 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Sometimes I wish there was a way to see how many “billable hours” Austin lawyers have racked up while fucking around on surly.

Isn't research considered payable for the Barrister types?