2020 Australian Open

[Bullneck 18976]

On 1/20/2020 at 12:06 AM, ss13 said:

Maria on Laver will piss some people off. 

 

 

I bet Laver would love to have Maria on him.

[ss13 1832]

Over 2-hour delays on the outer courts due to dirt from the fires, that’s new. 

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And now more rain. Have also seen birds on two courts so far today. 

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CiCi/Muchova finally underway. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

21 minutes ago, ss13 said:

CiCi/Muchova finally underway. 

Cici looks even thinner than before her injury. Was hoping she would add 5-10 lbs during her injury

Edited January 23, 2020 by perfectchaos007

[ss13 1832]

I said before she's probably the lightest player in the top 150. 

I'm going to pretend her ranking is still up there. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

little cici does it! 6-4, 6-4 win over #20 Muchova

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All aboard the CiCi train. 

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Really wanted to see Danielle/Putintseva, but it’s probably still 30 minutes out. Hopefully good news in the morning. 

[Napoleon 8595]

4 hours ago, ss13 said:

All aboard the CiCi train. 

All aboard this CiCi train...

 

Passive support for this CiCi train...

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Wtf Danielle. RIP to a shit ton of points she failed to defend. Her ranking will plummet 

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Can only imagine the antics throughout this one. 

 

 

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This is pretty good. 

 

 

Caro/Jabeur on now, winner gets Big Momma. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

44 minutes ago, ss13 said:

This is pretty good. 

 

 

Caro/Jabeur on now, winner gets Big Momma. 

Big mama lost the first set to Wang. The camera showed Serenas big gut in slow motion and I lost my appetite 

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There went Wang’s shot. Will be a boat race now. 

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Better win this breaker, Wang... 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Serena's match in a 3rd set along with Woz's

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Need a break from Caro here. 

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Nope, gotta hold for the breaker. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

That will do it for Woz's career

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See you in the HOF in a few. Great fucking career. 

Edited January 24, 2020 by ss13

[perfectchaos007 6593]

1 minute ago, ss13 said:

See you in the HOF in a few. Great fucking career. 

I hope so. 2 slams guarantees you in the hall, but 1 slam is iffy. She spent several weeks at #1 so she should be good.

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71 weeks makes her a lock. 

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Very well done video tribute by the AO. 

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Wang boom! 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Wang does it! She beat the Obeast

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ESPN goes from a Serena/Caro 4th round to Wang/Jabeur. Fucking ouch. 

Edited January 24, 2020 by ss13

[Napoleon 8595]

 

...phrasing...

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Madison Madison’d. Rough 20 hours or so for the American women. 

Naomi/Gauff & Kenin/Zhang later. 

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Riske/Goerges playing 3. 

[Napoleon 8595]

Kyrgios & Anisimova just won their first round match on consecutive Kyrgios aces and then when they hugged, Kyrgios leaned his chest out so their bodies didn’t bump like he was hugging a middle school daughter of a friend of his. 

Maybe this chaperone role will be good for him. 

(She’s smoking.)

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Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

[Napoleon 8595]

1 minute ago, ss13 said:

Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

Perhaps that’s because she is translucent. 

🤔

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Gauff serving to send Naomi home in straights. 

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Holy fuck, the draw fucking blew up today. 

[WBT 20397]

3 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Gauff serving to send Naomi home in straights. 

 

2 hours ago, ss13 said:

Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

they definitely won't now

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Please Sofia, don’t fail us now. 

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She is going to fuck is also. 

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She read the thread, battled back to win the first. Finish it, kid. 

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Fuck yeah, Sofia didn’t choke. Fuck yeah. 

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Millman serving at 5-6 in the 5th. 

Edited January 24, 2020 by ss13
Against Fed

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10-pt breaker for the match. 

[The Dog 43771]

Epic choke by Millman

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Ho lee fuk, my bros. I sincerely hope some of you saw that. 

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4-8 to win, un-fucking-real. 

[satyanash 14276]

 

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And you missed it all. 

[PittsburghTiger 6136]

 

[satyanash 14276]

5 hours ago, ss13 said:

And you missed it all. 

Been way too busy to follow the Open like I did in years past... 😥

More to the point, there's no one I've found to really root for on the men's side after Federer. All the Americans have underachieved and the NextGen still refuses to step up. It's super lame.

[ss13 1832]

Karolina/Pavs & Angie/Giorgi getting us started today.