Ketch vs Lucci Fight for Charity

[Handcruser 2,805]

Saw someone mention this on another thread.

 

These 2 jackasses meet in the ring.

We donate money to make it happen.

Money goes to charity.

We all win.

 

I thought “I’d donate money to see these 2 douchebags go at it” when I saw it mentioned.

 

I’m in for $100. Get those losers over at Texags to put up some of their “wealthiest alumni on the planet” cash and let’s do this.

 

 

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[EZ$ 2,105]

Hamm vs KKL undercard??

[irishtexan 11,519]

That was my idea. I claim referee rights

[Surly Bevo 24,926]

Ring is actually one huge trapdoor with a flaming lake of lava under it correct?

[golfclap 6,903]

Ketch will only do it if he can embezzle the money. 

[Richter 2,260]

I think it would turn out like the end of Bruno.

[RGBIII 22,840]

[closetojumping 62,738]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Ketch will only do it if he can embezzle the money. 

You got that shit right. I wouldn’t put a fucking dime at risk involving that guy. The money will all probably wind up going to pay back taxes, the same way the Cole Pittman golf charity money did.  Allegedly. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,956]

[RGBIII 22,840]

@Harvdog vs @closetojumping is the undercard, Tunmise as guest referee 

[Fondren & Main 6,718]

Ketch is too fat to get the fight sanctioned.  Fighters are in different weight classes.

Edited January 19, 2020 by Fondren & Main

[Bevo 13,577]

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1,802]

A fight to the death? 
 

That might break some records on pay for view.

[BigSwingingD 719]

To the death...

 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Those are probably the last two guys who will ever enter a ring to fight. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,501]

19 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

A fight to the death? 
 

That might break some records on pay for view.

I’d say to the pain, but that wouldn’t really affect either participant much. 

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

This has a Screech vs Horshack vibe to it

[Vertigo 20,286]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

That was my idea. I claim referee rights

[closetohumping 17,442]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ring is actually one huge trapdoor with a flaming lava cake under it correct?

fify.  That's the only way you'll get those two fats in a ring.

[TexasMan 10,891]

Brauninger v Chip, and I'd be rooting for Fat Hamm 

[TexasMan 10,891]

Prelims: Olin v Kurt 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

They both already lost to diabetes 

[HtownHorn 14,684]

[Tex Pete 20,354]

1 hour ago, Richter said:

I think it would turn out like the end of Bruno.

Or the end of The Crying Game. 

[TexasMan 10,891]

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Or the end of The Crying Game. 

Middle* (?) 

[Tex Pete 20,354]

Yeah. Whatever. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,772]

Purses or pillows?

[Acropora 856]

Wouldn't that be a fire hazard?  Grease fires are dangerous....

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,211]

Winner gets Buffalo Wild Wings 

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

58 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

barbed-wire bat vs barbed-wire broom???

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

For katfid's sake, I note that neither of them is melanin-enriched.

[South Austin 52,511]

Thunderdome. Two men enter, neither man leaves.

[Thiefery 4,995]

I want to see @danger_snax vs Daddy98

[cafe society 2,871]

The only proper undercard is Rosie O'Donnell v Sarah Sanders.  Loser of the Ketch-Loochie slap fight has to play slap and tickle with the loser of the undercard.

[Vertigo 20,286]

5 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

barbed-wire bat vs barbed-wire broom???

Clearly his plan is to sweep the leg.

[Beau Vine 54,230]

I hate to break it to y'all, but someone went to prison for staging something similar: https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/fight-club-instigator-texas-state-school-sentenced-prison/story?id=8612419

[Blotto 23,520]

9 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Hamm vs KKL undercard??

Scissoring death match

[Viper 12,109]

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@Harvdog vs @closetojumping is the undercard, Tunmise as guest referee 

Can we afford his fee?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

Bumfights is so 2004

[deter 314]

Let Tarpley be a judge, good at making up numbers.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,238]

Jim Ross can be commentator.  "By gawd all hell's broken loose!!"

[Thiefery 4,995]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Jim Ross can be commentator.  "By gawd all hell's broken loose!!"

LOL They and we don't deserve Ross as a commentator.. It will be Galindo and Ahmad

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

“Good God almighty, good God almighty, that killed him...as God as my witness he is broken in half”. Got to say, it'd sure be nice to hear JR say this during the doom match. Of course, he won't be able to use "That man has a family".

[dcar00 14,210]

18 hours ago, South Austin said:

Thunderdome. Two men enter, neither man leaves.

If they die...they die

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

21 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Hamm vs KKL undercard??

Gross, they'd probably end up intercoursing each other.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,240]

Are they fighting over the last doughnut or twinkie? That's the only possible event where they might actually throw down

[Vertigo 20,286]

22 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Are they fighting over the last doughnut or twinkie? That's the only possible event where they might actually throw down

Three Twinkies enter, one Twinkie leaves. 

[Reagan1k 3,024]

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Three Twinkies enter, one Twinkie leaves. 

Ain't no twinkie leaving that ring uneaten.

[Tex Pete 20,354]

12 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Gross, they'd probably end up intercoursing each other.  

I had to read this twice. I thought you meant Loochie and Ketch. 

[Mason Ramsey 3,373]

randolph duke vs the entire fightin aggy corps to kick off the night