Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[CTXMustang 518]

[AUS-97HORN 11,816]

i would rather read the story about a garage stolen

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i would rather read the story about a garage stolen

TL:DR -- the chicken did it.

[Trey3216 15,353]

53 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i would rather read the story about a garage stolen

Levon used his cartoon balloons.  

[Guest Lobo]

No, those were his everyday balloons 

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Here's a pic that was posted of Enrique sitting and thinking about intimidating women.

The lady in the middle has a typical suburban housewife combo of wheat thins and aspirin all queued up.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Tanglewood Forrest. 

Someone won Subdivision Naming Bingo.

[Guest Lobo]

They were gonna name it "Swinger's Cove"...but they felt that was too obvious.  

[Armybrat 40,883]

Is suburban swinging still a thing?

[Guest Lobo]

Well, you predate suburbs and had multiple wives as was the custom in your era.  So you tell me?  

Sorry...I kid, I kid. 

I dunno, there's gossip and there's people I take pretty serious...and a couple of them tell me that the swinging scene out in Lakeway/Steiner Ranch/etc. is still going strong.  

[MAUFRAIS 6,633]

I’m talkin’ about l’amour!

[Guest Lobo]

As in.....to swing

[baboso 6,057]

Keep your Goddamn hands off my wife!!

[texasjacket 289]

On 4/5/2019 at 2:11 PM, Armybrat said:

Is suburban swinging still a thing?

Not sure if ever went away

[Okie State 3,845]

So this lady is clearly nuts. Won't stop making threads about getting ripped off by a tree service. We get it, that sucks. Don't pay for work that hasn't been completed. Lesson learned the hard way.

[PilotsError 2,317]

Love this shit.  Keep us updated on the drama.

[Jerry Callo 8,722]

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

Edited April 12, 2019 by Jerry Callo

[Steamboat1874 4,083]

On 4/2/2019 at 1:17 PM, CenTXpony said:

Shoeless Joe Chicken.

[Gunsup 56]

7 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

[Trey3216 15,353]

35 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

God,  Bless America

[Jerry Callo 8,722]

50 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

Yeah.  Today someone replied with a link to child coffins.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yeah.  Today someone replied with a link to child coffins.

Well if you vax them, they won't need coffins. Duh.

[texasdago 7,578]

Neighbor #1: Kiwi, my 3-legged cat, has not come home again. Please let me know if you see her.

 

Neighbor #2: What color is the cat?

 

Uh... it has three legs!?  How many three legged cats are running around?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

How many do you need?

[Okie State 3,845]

Yet another thread to let us know the saga has come to an end.

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

Doris?

[TornACL 7,722]

Doris needs some fucking medication. 

[scottsins 1,969]

On 4/12/2019 at 8:58 AM, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

This thread was fucking gold.

On 4/12/2019 at 8:48 AM, Jerry Callo said:

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

This is the ND post that I was going to add to this thread.

That poster is a piece of work.  Apparently he in n the board here and is the stereotypical HOA meddling pretentious fuckstick.

Edited April 14, 2019 by scottsins

[Baboontyme 2,821]

55 post thread on inconsiderate people blocking sidewalk access by parking in their driveways. Travis' post got me. And he got 5 Thanks for it!😂

[Biff Tannen 45,714]

On 4/12/2019 at 6:47 AM, Okie State said:

[ABSR 5,322]

3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

55 post thread on inconsiderate people blocking sidewalk access by parking in their driveways. Travis' post got me. And he got 5 Thanks for it!😂

Sounds like Travis needs to move his car.

[Bullneck 19,203]

On 4/3/2019 at 11:15 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Tanglewood Forrest. 

Someone won Subdivision Naming Bingo.

I was going to say that I think I've lived near that place . . . in four different states.

[Bullneck 19,203]

On 4/12/2019 at 10:34 AM, Trey3216 said:

God,  Bless America

America, Bless God

 

🤡

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

The old bag's just mad because she has writer's block, it whatever stupid artform she takes part in. 
I mean, if you're not stuck, a stupid barking dog isn't going to bother you

How can she hear the music over the sound of this

[Bullneck 19,203]

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

How can she hear the music over the sound of this

Phlegm, someone has hacked your Amazon wish list!

[Trey3216 15,353]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Phlegm, someone has hacked your Amazon wish list!

Phlegm is Zack Smith?

[jimmyjazz 46,109]

I love the first two responses to this post about registering for Austin Energy text messages.  The first reply is about a couple of lost dogs, and the second is "regester".  God damn.  Nextdoor is AOL.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Arthur is 78, isn't he...

[DigglerontheHoof 21,218]

18 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Arthur is 78, isn't he...

and illiterate 

[El Diablo 4,232]

So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

5 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

[AUS-97HORN 11,816]

13 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

you must promise yourself you wont ever, ever, ever post or reply.  

No matter how stupid, or idiotic the post you read, you must not reply.    

You wont win, and you may say something the neighborhood cabal deems offensive enough to egg your house.

Just screenshot it and post it here for us to all laugh at.

[El Diablo 4,232]

22 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you must promise yourself you wont ever, ever, ever post or reply.  

No matter how stupid, or idiotic the post you read, you must not reply.    

You wont win, and you may say something the neighborhood cabal deems offensive enough to egg your house.

Just screenshot it and post it here for us to all laugh at.

I know jack squat about it, can they identify a person or can I just join in for the lurking anonymously? Is it searchable by address and such? I don't want the crazies all up in my bidnib.

[PilotsError 2,317]

Your hood is really getting in on the ground floor.

[jimmyjazz 46,109]

OK, this topic isn't all that out of bounds if the driver is truly a menace, but the Penthouse Forum nature of the second line got me:

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Sounds like Penthouse Forum douchebag was playing traffic cop and letting people in and slowing up traffic. I hate these people.

[Beau Vine 54,388]

 

 

 

[Drew 2,517]

Yeah, that's just nuts.  And what you have family for.

[Trey3216 15,353]

On 4/20/2019 at 6:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

One of my wife's teaching co-workers put her own meal train up at the school.   It was a 2 month sign up sheet.  We fucking laughed and gave them a gift card.  People are losing their minds these days.  

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

21 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

One of my wife's teaching co-workers put her own meal train up at the school.   

I'm afraid to ask. WTF is that?