Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[tbone_ 14413]

Are you implying that Charlie Strong’s index finger will bring about the end of civilization instead?

 

[Okie State 3888]

That's what I got out of it.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Are you implying that Charlie Strong’s index finger will bring about the end of civilization instead?

 

[tbone_ 14413]

Well what do you know. Dude was actually right about something.

[Js1 86995]

Edited October 28, 2019 by Js1

[Okie State 3888]

Up another 60 posts. Sitting at 250 now in 24 hours. Russ Mass is a very angry man.

[Armybrat 41334]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

When I was a kid, I used to think Mark Twain was too cynical about the average person. Now, he seems kinda cute and cuddly about 'em.

He was not wrong about congress though.

[deft 7048]

Well what do you know. Dude was actually right about something.

The cake was baked?

[Bullneck 19454]

On 10/28/2019 at 12:47 PM, Okie State said:

I like Todd Read. He regularly calls out morons in our neighborhood.

Todd lives in Falcon Point Estates.  Frankly, a nicer looking neighborhood than I expected.  

[mulletpelini 5220]

Damn, that's a lot of brick.

 

 

That's coming from someone whose home is 75% brick.

[Deej 77677]

On 10/28/2019 at 12:20 PM, Okie State said:

This is why I'm friends with exactly zero of my neighbors. Well that and, in general, I don't like people.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

16 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Damn, that's a lot of brick.

 

 

That's coming from someone whose home is 75% brick.

No, THIS is a lot of brick:

 

[MissingInAction 25498]

Got damn, its been too long since I tasted brown suga!

 The sight of Pam Grier has inspired me to rectumfy that this weekend.

[Trey3216 15450]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No, THIS is a lot of brick:

 

Wood

[mulletpelini 5220]

She has that one odd nipple, yet hardly do I mind

[Baboontyme 2876]

 

Guy posted last night that his daughter, who is black, was trick or treating with 3 white friends. One house was handing out full size candy bars and gave them to the 3 white girls, then when it was her turn, someone at the house said "give that one the little ones" and gave her fun size candy. Apparently all 4 girls corroborated the story. 

Among the replies:

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Old White Lady

Racism IS awful. I ran out of candy and gave out a little gum with pennies or other coins randomly... when the gum ran out I gave ramen noodle soup. Look at the bright side ... perhaps she is better off if it was the the dark one who got the smaller bar ... less sugar ... better for her health. Better not to make judgements and go over to speak with the woman in a kind way... privately perhaps not here. However it is good idea for us all to be aware of this ... grumbling in front of the kids and here solves no problems or perhaps it could... Thinking to have a kind conversation and passing out big bars is not better anyway ... smaller ones are ... There is simply too much sugar in the american diet. Some people like to give more to the ones they recognize and that is their right if she is running out maybe that was where she was coming from. Who knows.

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White Guy

 Eva Haus Sub/Alexander Dr

I just find it a bit hard to believe that someone kept a separate stock of smaller candy bars just for black kids (in costumes, albeit). Just my two cents. Are you sure she didn't eat it, give it away or not go up to the door like the other kids did at that particular house ? I don't personally witness racism happening around me.... never. I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I know it does. But someone going out of their way to shortchange black kids on Halloween sounds insane... I mean, they would actually have to buy different bags of candy just for that purpose. Okay, maybe it happened. That would be one crazy person.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Are there seriously people out there who never witness racist incidents/events? I mean, you can quibble about impacts, intentions, contexts, etc., but to not see it at all in a lot of different places and times requires a level of obliviousness that staggers the imagination.

Who knows why the kid got singled out and short-changed -- for all we know, it was an unfortunate accident of running out / running low at the exactly most awkward moment... but to pretend that it didn't happen at all? That's... odd.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

You are seeking truth on Nextdoor. I've found your problem.

[Baboontyme 2876]

I've been following this all day. White Guy has doubled down on his doubt that it happened, even stating that a black family lives across the street from him and he treats them well. 

[Baboontyme 2876]

Also, imagine going to someone's house trick or treating expecting candy and a crazy old coot gives you fucking top ramen 😂

[Js1 86995]

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Old White Lady

 Look at the bright side ... perhaps she is better off if it was the the dark one who got the smaller bar ... less sugar ... better for her health.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

32 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Also, imagine going to someone's house trick or treating expecting candy and a crazy old coot gives you fucking top ramen 😂

Well, I mean, it's not as good as fried eggs and beer, but you have to account for cultural differences.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

I've been following this all day. White Guy has doubled down on his doubt that it happened, even stating that a black family lives across the street from him and he treats them well. 

I have a black friend!

[Baboontyme 2876]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah. I went back later and the Dad responded. He's a bigger man than I am (probably in more ways than one)

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Dad

, Wattles Square

 Left this one alone. The "Dark one". Just going to keep it moving. 🤔

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I have a black friend!

[MissingInAction 25498]

3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Also, imagine going to someone's house trick or treating expecting candy and a crazy old coot gives you fucking top ramen 😂

I would shit on her porch.

[Okie State 3888]

Some British people in our neighborhood offered my daughter scones last night. She declined. I actually would have eaten one.

[Paco 1953]

Maybe she's fat.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22247]

That’s not a nice thing to say about his daughter

[Bullneck 19454]

7 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Also, imagine going to someone's house trick or treating expecting candy and a crazy old coot gives you fucking top ramen 😂

Chicken flavor?  I'd go for that with some Texas Pete's.

[HenryJames 67129]

On 11/1/2019 at 8:00 AM, Baboontyme said:

Guy posted last night that his daughter, who is black, was trick or treating with 3 white friends. One house was handing out full size candy bars and gave them to the 3 white girls, then when it was her turn, someone at the house said "give that one the little ones" and gave her fun size candy. Apparently all 4 girls corroborated the story. 

Those fun size are way smaller than 3/5 the size of regular candy.

[Armybrat 41334]

Better than getting little slips of paper with Bible scripture printed on them.

[huge 3827]

Jerk cat

If this is your cat he is a jerk. He comes and bangs on my apartment windows and scares the shit out of my cat, please tell your cat how much of a jerk he is and tell him to leave my cat alone.

 

[StruggleBus 3922]

That's a nice looking pussy

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

That cat looks like it was dropped from an airplane and destroyed the sidewalk.

[jimmyjazz 46990]

My NextDoor is blowing up with "suspicious" vehicles, fireworks or gunfire?, unknown persons wearing blue jeans with a grey t-shirt having darker skin and black curly hair, etc.  

I need to move.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

Dog on roof

This is very Concerning!

 

Concerning?  Awesome is more like it.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

That's a coyote!!!!!

[Okie State 3888]

Mine was blowing up the other day with a bunch of stay at home wives who feared for their lives when the Centerpoint utilities guy knocked on their door to ask if he could do routine meter checks.

[jimmyjazz 46990]

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Dog on roof

This is very Concerning!

 

Concerning?  Awesome is more like it.

Jesus Kee-rist.  The window is open.  Good thing the average dog is smarter than the average neighbor.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Kee-rist.  The window is open.  Good thing the average dog is smarter than the average neighbor.

Nah. Obviously someone put that dog their. Someone needs to do something!!!

[Jerry Callo 8956]

This is quite tempting.  

[You don't know me 1163]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Dog on roof

This is very Concerning!

 

Concerning?  Awesome is more like it.

Oh no, it's black.  Probably breaking in.

[High Plains Drifter 11162]

My black lab mutt would totally do that. He stands on top of his igloo, kid's trampoline, table on the porch, external AC unit, bird bath, whatever.

[Reagan1k 3042]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

My black lab mutt would totally do that. He stands on top of his igloo, kid's trampoline, table on the porch, external AC unit, bird bath, whatever.

Someone passed off a black goat as a lab mutt??

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

This is quite tempting.  

I don't know. Seems suspicious to me.

[blacklab 12050]

When it would snow and was windy the snow would pile up in a big ramp on the back of my grandparents house and their dog would go up the snow and on to the roof.

I need to find those pictures.

[MAUFRAIS 6734]

Hemingwayesque

[Deej 77677]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My NextDoor is blowing up with "suspicious" vehicles, fireworks or gunfire?, unknown persons wearing blue jeans with a grey t-shirt having darker skin and black curly hair, etc.  

I need to move.

In my neighborhood, the answer is always gunfire.

[Deej 77677]

6 hours ago, Okie State said:

Mine was blowing up the other day with a bunch of stay at home wives who feared for their lives when the Centerpoint utilities guy knocked on their door to ask if he could do routine meter checks.

Centerpoint needs to stop sending people of color out.