Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I aspire to be like Todd.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Bash Riprock said:

I aspire to be like Todd.

[Deej 76798]

We have a Karen up in arms on my Nextdoor over brown kids playing basketball at the local school without shirts on. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

Just now, Deej said:

We have a Karen up in arms on my Nextdoor over brown kids playing basketball at the local school without shirts on. 

Now that's some Karening

[tbone_ 14126]

Well are they thugs?

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

2 hours ago, McFly said:

Fuck you. My father's St. Augustine is gorgeous. He taught me everything I know about exterior irrigation.

So basically everything you know is "use lots and lots of water and chemicals on the lawn"

[Deej 76798]

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Now that's some Karening

They are rubbing COVID all over each other without concern for people who don't want to die. She called 9-1-1. 

[Deej 76798]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So basically everything you know is "use lots and lots of water and chemicals on the lawn"

'Murica!!!

[nnm 36416]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

We have a Karen up in arms on my Nextdoor over brown kids playing basketball at the local school without shirts on. 

Wow. She does realize she lives in Texas, right?

[Deej 76798]

"Kinda hard to miss... they've been doing it for at least a week now.  I've seen groups of 10 or more people at a time, so far all guys and most without shirts on, playing basketball in the court near the parking lot."

 

[tejas60 3533]

all the dads need to go play shirts and skins every evening and see what she says.

[Okie State 3821]

I neglect the hell out of my St. Augustine and it still looks okay. Not the best in the neighborhood, but not bad.

[G650 14263]

Just now, Okie State said:

I neglect the hell out of my St. Augustine and it still looks okay. Not the best in the neighborhood, but not bad.

I mean, that's it's best feature. It's not great to walk on, but you can drive cars over it to no ill effect it's so tough.

[Okie State 3821]

I mean, that's it's best feature. It's not great to walk on, but you can drive cars over it to no ill effect it's so tough.

Yeah I have no issues with it. I live in the Houston area though so we get enough rain to offset my constantly breaking sprinklers.

[McFly 606]

17 hours ago, Lobo said:

As opposed to interior irrigation?  Cut off and dry me out some cush...daddy needs his medicine.  

 

14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So basically everything you know is "use lots and lots of water and chemicals on the lawn"

 

[nnm 36416]

There is a post about dead rabbits in my neighborhood after all. That photo is about 50 yards from my house. The likelihood is that said rabbit was gut shot and staggered out in the street to die, not that he was killed by a speeding truck. I guess I’ve been discreet enough to avoid the wrath of the Karens (and Mallikas) so far. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

You'd better be careful.

[Felix 607]

57 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You'd better be careful.

Look at the bones Man!

[ABSR 5315]

19 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Well are they thugs?

He said brown!!

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

There is a post about dead rabbits in my neighborhood after all. That photo is about 50 yards from my house. The likelihood is that said rabbit was gut shot and staggered out in the street to die, not that he was killed by a speeding truck. I guess I’ve been discreet enough to avoid the wrath of the Karens (and Mallikas) so far. 

Did someone mention Dead Rabbits?

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

In my yard, if it needs water, it dies, or it adapts and overcomes.

[Tom 2959]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

There is a post about dead rabbits in my neighborhood after all. That photo is about 50 yards from my house. The likelihood is that said rabbit was gut shot and staggered out in the street to die, not that he was killed by a speeding truck. I guess I’ve been discreet enough to avoid the wrath of the Karens (and Mallikas) so far. 

 

Is there a dead rabbit in these pics?  I'm too distracted by all that bullshit St. Augustine.

[G650 14263]

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

In my yard, if it needs water, it dies, or it adapts and overcomes.

Amen

[HenryJames 66075]

[Guest Lobo]

Okay, NOW I GET the concern over Nextdoor.  

[lockport 55]

I uninstalled the app a few years ago because I found it insufferable but this thread is making me want to get it again to see all the Karen antics 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 hours ago, lockport said:

I uninstalled the app a few years ago because I found it insufferable but this thread is making me want to get it again to see all the Karen antics 

Covid Karens are taking it to 11.

[Okie State 3821]

The war on squirrels and the Karens protecting them rages on.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Please tell me that you responded with this

 

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Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts.

 

[luke duke 6413]

Well are they thugs?

They’re brown. Of course they are. Amirite?

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

On 5/17/2020 at 1:27 PM, lockport said:

I uninstalled the app a few years ago because I found it insufferable but this thread is making me want to get it again to see all the Karen antics 

No joke.  I signed up today because I wanted to check on the routine for bulk trash removal.  Good Lord.   

People bitching about wearing masks.

People bitching about not wearing masks.

People bitching because a bagger at Tom Thumb wasn't working hard enough.

And, more topical... People bitching because their bulk trash wasn't being picked up in a timely manner.  

And some lady trying to sell two red, hard-covered books for $200 for "decoration".  I.E. the books weren't collector's items, antiques, signed by the original author, or anything else special. Just two books that, I guess, you could pay $200 for to put on a shelf to make it look better.

 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

And some lady trying to sell two red, hard-covered books for $200 for "decoration".  I.E. the books weren't collector's items, antiques, signed by the original author, or anything else special. Just two books that, I guess, you could pay $200 for to put on a shelf to make it look better.

 

Some lady on Nextdoor, guaranteed:

[mulletpelini 5211]

If the two sexually charged males mentioned above looked like Cliff Dalton or Rick Booth, we wouldn't be hearing shit about it.

[mulletpelini 5211]

 

On 5/14/2020 at 6:54 PM, tejas60 said:

all the dads need to go play shirts and skins every evening and see what she says.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

No joke.  I signed up today because I wanted to check on the routine for bulk trash removal.  Good Lord.   

People bitching about wearing masks.

People bitching about not wearing masks.

People bitching because a bagger at Tom Thumb wasn't working hard enough.

And, more topical... People bitching because their bulk trash wasn't being picked up in a timely manner.  

And some lady trying to sell two red, hard-covered books for $200 for "decoration".  I.E. the books weren't collector's items, antiques, signed by the original author, or anything else special. Just two books that, I guess, you could pay $200 for to put on a shelf to make it look better.

 

Pretty decent summary of Nextdoor.

[HenryJames 66075]

[Spaulding Smails 1553]

Hannah needs to check her sources.  This wasn't a rat snake in Mueller.  This was a blue indigo pulled that climbed out of the toilet near Beeville about three years ago.  This was my buddy's family ranch house.  He faced a rash of shit when that female deputy had to come save him.  It crawled into the vanity and she was able to get it out from there.

[Okie State 3821]

[deadshank 24653]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

The ones with rabies have a really good taste to them.  More nutty than most.

[Jerry Callo 8703]

Ain't nobody gettin' rabies 'cus they et a squirrel.

[CTXMustang 518]

Over/under on how many women this guy has strangled? How many months pre-quarantine has it been since he’s had consensual sex?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

He’ll be making skin lamps like Ed Gein by the third date.

[Prepuce of Doom 21074]

 

 

[Sam Lin 3559]

That wasn't me, but I am inspired.

[Brothahorn 10087]

Sorry Karen;

Sorry Karen

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Edited June 24, 2020 by Brothahorn

[Okie State 3821]

I'm not sure it's surprising, but it's definitely mind numbing how many people on Nextdoor still don't understand the purpose of wearing masks in public. I mean, we're what? 100+ days into this thing? Willful ignorance. Surrounded by morons.

[Chewbacca 7780]

I'm not sure it's surprising, but it's definitely mind numbing how many people on Nextdoor still don't understand the purpose of wearing masks in public. I mean, we're what? 100+ days into this thing? Willful ignorance. Surrounded by morons.

It's definitely ignorance, willful or otherwise. The leader of their doesn't like them, so neither do they.

[Guest Lobo]

People like it when they have a shorthand way to tell others around them that they don't care what others think/don't play by society's rules/aren't gonna be bossed around/etc.  

The absence of the mask to them says the same things to us that their truck's bumper stickers do.  

Having said that, if I could get Ed Hardy to design a Covid mask, I think I'd make millions.  

[HenryJames 66075]

[nnm 36416]

 

Not a single reply said anything to the effect of “Tell them not to write on the walls and, when they do, discipline them.”  No one. Nope, just “make them a place on the wall they can draw,” or “put frames around the scribbles on the wall,” or some such nonsense. 
Good luck with those kids when they hit their teenage years.