Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Gil Bang 25959]

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah, I don't want it linked to my address.  I have a reputation to uphold. 

that's the whole point.  I'm a realtor in town.  I really don't want to offend anybody that might hold it against me.  So, I offended them with a fake persona.  The name was never tied to my address because I never responded to the post card. When I posted, it showed my fake name and neighborhood.  The actual address is never visible to any user, as far as I can tell. 

[Okie State 3821]

You could just be like our buddy Todd up page and troll using your real name and address. Unfortunately he moved so things aren't nearly as entertaining lately.

[Armybrat 40846]

16 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

pretty sure you lost that reputation the moment you posted on Shaggy/Surly

No kidding. My descendants will probably leave my spot on the family tree redacted.

[Okie State 3821]

I swear the classic 'ask your husband' response would work for 98% of Nextdoor posts. Paying someone to come throw away a dead bird? Wtf?

[Okie State 3821]

[Okie State 3821]

[nnm 36405]

46 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I swear the classic 'ask your husband' response would work for 98% of Nextdoor posts. Paying someone to come throw away a dead bird? Wtf?

Dude. Charge your phone. 

[Okie State 3821]

Dude. Charge your phone. 

Ha, it's charging. It's an old ass Pixel 2. Waiting for Google to release the Pixel 4a so I have more than a couple hours of battery.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Wait... "I don't like people telling me what to do" so I'm gonna do what some random internet person tells me to do and tell my family to buy Goya Even Though I don't actually like the product?  Wtf?  The logic in that statement makes my head hurt.  

[Okie State 3821]

Wait... "I don't like people telling me what to do" so I'm gonna do what some random internet person tells me to do and tell my family to buy Goya Even Though I don't actually like the product?  Wtf?  The logic in that statement makes my head hurt.  

Either you're a patriot...or you're not. The choice is yours.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Just now, Okie State said:

13 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wait... "I don't like people telling me what to do" so I'm gonna do what some random internet person tells me to do and tell my family to buy Goya Even Though I don't actually like the product?  Wtf?  The logic in that statement makes my head hurt.  

Either you're a patriot...or you're not. The choice is yours.

I love the U.S.A., but I hate 'merica.

 

[Anastasis 23469]

23 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wait... "I don't like people telling me what to do" so I'm gonna do what some random internet person tells me to do and tell my family to buy Goya Even Though I don't actually like the product?  Wtf?  The logic in that statement makes my head hurt.  

I want to believe that Laura is trolling...

[woohorn 1131]

Can someone give me a quick primer on creating a burner account on ND? I got some serious trolling to do. 

Find rent house that is not registered and use owners name.

Had one for a while through the rent house next door (ha) under the real (out of state) owners name. Didn't know about the postcard thing but it went through. Maybe renters ignored it or didn't spaz b/c name matched the owner. ND did eventually shut it down once I started obvious troll posts.

[Okie State 3821]

This post hit over 500 replies and is now locked.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Hey Laura, you should totally not jump off a cliff!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 7/11/2020 at 4:51 PM, Okie State said:

I swear the classic 'ask your husband' response would work for 98% of Nextdoor posts. Paying someone to come throw away a dead bird? Wtf?

Stop rubbing your bird

[Okie State 3821]

[deadshank 24653]

24 minutes ago, Okie State said:

What's it like when they all come to your house to drink beer with you?

[Sbbruin 21853]

Tiffany Jeurissen and Shabby Dhawan are what's wrong with America.  BTW, if they posted that shit on our ND, people's heads would explode.

[Okie State 3821]

What's it like when they all come to your house to drink beer with you?

I try not to associate with my neighbors. These people are certifiably insane. If only I had a million bucks laying around I'd move into the city.

[nnm 36405]

On 7/8/2020 at 3:30 PM, nnm said:

This should go well . . .

So it appears that the first post above was satire, that Maneesh is virulently ant-mask, and he’s pointing out the absurdity of it. That thread went about as expected.  It also appears that he’s continued to troll the maskers with anti-mask sentiment. The anti-maskers appear to have tried to dox him and get him banned. He is undeterred. Fun times in Cinco Ranch. 

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

Hes not wrong about the idea that folks only want to hear their side of things.  So many people only want to have their view validated as correct that they cant handle being told they are wrong. And as with many social media programs, the only way to stop someone from saying something you dont like is to get them banned or deleted.

but then again, who cares, only my view matters anyway

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

16 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

only my view matters anyway

[Viper 12109]

Tmobile is planning to build a cell tower a few miles down the road. Suddenly everyone loses their minds and I get notifications from neighborhoods I'm not even a part of. Bonus lol from the lady at the bottom getting corrected on her grammar and not realizing how to use to/too/two.

 

[nnm 36405]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

Tmobile is planning to build a cell tower a few miles down the road. Suddenly everyone loses their minds and I get notifications from neighborhoods I'm not even a part of. Bonus lol from the lady at the bottom getting corrected on her grammar and not realizing how to use to/too/two.

 

Well, even though I have AT&T, I'm all for more towers in Katy.  Service stinks down here, and y'all have dead spots down there where the tower is proposed.  Bring it on.

I really, really don't understand why people are all worked up about 5G all of a sudden.  They've had radio/TV/cellular/digital signals pulsing through their bodies for decades.  What in the world is different about 5G?  What a bunch of flat earthers.  

[Sbbruin 21853]

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

Well, even though I have AT&T, I'm all for more towers in Katy.  Service stinks down here, and y'all have dead spots down there where the tower is proposed.  Bring it on.

I really, really don't understand why people are all worked up about 5G all of a sudden.  They've had radio/TV/cellular/digital signals pulsing through their bodies for decades.  What in the world is different about 5G?  What a bunch of flat earthers.  

If you threw this topic out on every nextdoor group in the country, I promise you a majority would be convinced of 5G causing health problems.  People do not want to believe science anymore.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

"Neighbor's drone stuck in tree outside my bedroom window. *** Street. Says a 6 year old was operating it but I asked to see it and it’s $400 on Amazon. Not a kids toy. . I have reported this information to the police."

It gets worse, when a long-standing friction between the two neighbors get brought to light, an argument about if the FAA can get involved because the drone wasn't register (or does it even need to be?!!!!).  For some reason 16 ft of fence had to be removed in order for the neighbor to come retrieve the drone. (Guess he's a great big fat person??idk)

But this was the best comment:(Mrs Kline wrote the original post)

"poor Mr. Kline......seems to be a good ole guy caught up in his wife's bullshit.."

 

[Bullneck 19090]

Page 41 delivers.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

If you threw this topic out on every nextdoor group in the country, I promise you a majority would be convinced of 5G causing health problems.  People do not want to believe science anymore.

They believe in science. They believe in Facebook Science that tells them 5G causes Covid, that your cancer can be healed by "Alkaline water" and "essential oils", and that vaccines cause autism. 

[Sbbruin 21853]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

They believe in science. They believe in Facebook Science that tells them 5G causes Covid, that your cancer can be healed by "Alkaline water" and "essential oils", and that vaccines cause autism. 

I’m hoping the anti-vaxxers are wiped out by the rona once the vaccine arrives.  One can dream.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

Well, even though I have AT&T, I'm all for more towers in Katy.  Service stinks down here, and y'all have dead spots down there where the tower is proposed.  Bring it on.

I really, really don't understand why people are all worked up about 5G all of a sudden.  They've had radio/TV/cellular/digital signals pulsing through their bodies for decades.  What in the world is different about 5G?  What a bunch of flat earthers.  

One of our Qanon-type IT guys at work was convinced that Coronavirus was caused by 5G research in Wuhan.  Every time he works on my laptop, I make sure to check it for drool spots and wipe it down.

[Trey3216 15346]

Saw this gem this morning...

 

Jennifer MauricioIndustrial - Spring Valley • 1 day ago

Stuff falling from sky? I've been noticing light brown things in the yard and just realized it's actually blowing around way up in the sky. Attaching a picture. Almost like a dried out corn husk. Just seems strange!

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[Doc Reeves 6434]

Jesus 

[Trey3216 15346]

a few of the replies...

Dalores Paar

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Chapman Park 1-5

Ok, this time of year we get cyclone type winds that lift leaves, dust, and corn shucks into the air and carry them around. Thus we get stuff in our yards even when corn not next… See more

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Debbie Griffith

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Industrial - Spring Valley

I have lived in my home now for 27 years and EVERY SINGLE YEAR AT THIS TIME my yard is full of shredded corn husks that are dried out. The farmers till up the land when finished with the crop and for some reason my yard on Hedrick off of Spring Valley is “blessed” with their cuttings! The least they could do is bring me some corn since I have to clean up after them!🤷‍♀️

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Sharon E Williams

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Sendero Springs

Morning those thing ard the remains from the cor. fields

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Gene Firmin

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Winter Park Estates

Welcome to Texas. Looks like a corn husk because it is. They get picked up by winds and like magic find their way to your home

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

I hate to see such good missed trolling opportunities.

 

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

when life gives you corn husks...make tamales

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

9 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Saw this gem this morning...

 

Jennifer MauricioIndustrial - Spring Valley • 1 day ago

Stuff falling from sky? I've been noticing light brown things in the yard and just realized it's actually blowing around way up in the sky. Attaching a picture. Almost like a dried out corn husk. Just seems strange!

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Tamales from God!!

[Trey3216 15346]

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Tamales from God!!

Mannales? 

[Okie State 3821]

Some good old fashioned fear mongering. They'd turn the neighborhood into a full blown surveillance state if they could.

[EE2B 1565]

@Okie State do you need to edit the pic or is that someone else’s name at the top?

[Okie State 3821]

Not me. Just the guy who started the thread.

[nnm 36405]

So which one of you guys is egging cars?

Funny that Rachel thinks it’s ok to egg houses or stationary cars. And then the first reply asks Rachel if she wants to adopt a cat. This is just goofy all around. 

[MissingInAction 25077]

Living in the DMZ of gentrification and the hood, our next door page is full of racist bullshit.

[Brothahorn 10087]

On 8/15/2020 at 1:59 PM, Okie State said:

Some good old fashioned fear mongering. They'd turn the neighborhood into a full blown surveillance state if they could.

I'm my street's point person.

Whenever something goes wrong, they point to me.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

 

[atomheartbevo 89670]

On 8/15/2020 at 9:45 PM, nnm said:

So which one of you guys is egging cars?

Funny that Rachel thinks it’s ok to egg houses or stationary cars. And then the first reply asks Rachel if she wants to adopt a cat. This is just goofy all around. 

I fired Roman candles at a couple of cars back in the 80s when I was a kid.  Seeing them* bounce off the windshield was a sight to behold, and it's a wonder nobody tried to kill me.

*Only one made contact with a car, the rest shot out in different directions.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Cool to see that she gave off that crazy cat lady vibe and someone tried to take advantage of it. Sellers sell!

[huge 3793]

Cory WhitefieldGreater Ralph Street • 2 min ago

La Grange Trash and owners take no liability. I’m sending this as the homeowner that has had numerous issues with La Grange. The previous partner was not only found guilty for beating his wife almost to death and shady business dealings that we all know they launder money for drugs. The other owner bought him out and fixed the tree/trash issue in the parking lot. The roots of the large trees have moved my fence and aka Grange is saying it’s not their problem. The owners father is a Supreme Court judge. I’m a single mom not working but a medical student in Medical Center. When I met Jake I thought things were on the honor system. I’ve asked for months for this to be fixed. Please support me in not going there. 1. Did anyone know they have had COVID 19 employees? 2. I wanted to think the best and I’ll just pay myself because I want nothing to do with them. Google the previous co-owner and what he did... speaks volumes. Angry homeowner/taxpayer/mother dealing with some classless bar that doesn’t care. I’m not supporting that business!!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

That's a nice rant you've got there, Cory. 

[miguelito 11266]

baby monkeys. Hello all. My husband has been enjoying the baby monkey videos -- so much so that now he wants one! He wants to know if there are any available in or near Texas AND he would like your opinions on having one. Thank!