Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[bularry1 23]

On 6/18/2018 at 5:53 PM, tbone_ said:

I was told there aren’t anymore dads and daughters Girl Scout campouts anymore, you know because #metoo and all.

At least we haven’t had any in the 5 years I’ve had a Girl Scout.

A friend did these with his daughter.  it wasn't girl scouts it was through the YMCA.  He told me the first year a few guys brought some stuff.   He said the 2nd year it was like a frat party, they had booze everywhere and most of the dads spent 48 hours completely hammered.  said it was pretty hilarious.

[tbone_ 14113]

If you don't want to talk to the other dads, just say something like "Oh, that's your daughter? She's gonna be pretty hot when she turns 18."

Yea, no.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

46 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Yea, no.

I see you're new here.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Yea, no.

 

 

[tbone_ 14113]

I see you're new here.

Yea, no.

[skipperj 377]

So then why do you hate hot 18yo girls?

[jimmyjazz 45891]

Oh noes, a COYOTE!  And it's QUITE LARGE.  What else can be done!

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A coyote was seen heading down our street , Highland Hills Terrace , off of HH drive , wed at 1:20. He was headed to Highland Hills Pass at the end of the block. He was QUITE LARGE . Keep your pets safe ! It was reported to 311. What else can be done !

For reference, this is the included photo of the original poster, who at the time was apparently unaware that she was about to be kicked in the shins by hundreds of shifty penguins:

 

 

 

[BlueGreySky 1004]

Nice for her to wear a target on her shirt for all the tourist traps to take aim at.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

Do you know what this is?

 

I found this in my yard.

 

 

First reply:  Asparagus?

 

[woohorn 1131]

Bitch needs to mow her yard.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

14 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Bitch needs to mow her yard.

I doubt that is a skill that she possesses.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Reply that it’s a young sesame seed tree and highly invasive.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Gives the jihadi a nice aiming point

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Reply that it’s a young sesame seed tree and highly invasive.  

"It's a highly invasive  non native plant that sucks up water away from native plants.  Unfortunately  you can't really  get rid of it you can only hope to contain it.   it WILL  spread if not properly controlled.  The only real way to control is periodic mowing."

[TornACL 7698]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I... 

WHY? Why the fuck would you wear that outside the US. Hell, why would someone choose that sweater at all. 

 

I guess I'm "Un-American"

Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. 

Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. 

[Sam Lin 3551]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. 

Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. 

You misspelled surly.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

6 hours ago, TornACL said:

Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. 

You and me both, brother.  You and me both.

 

[PencilPusher 454]

12 hours ago, TornACL said:

Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. 

Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. 

I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad.

 

[You don't know me 1161]

3 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad.

 

They probably think that you're Chilean.

[elfenix 34225]

 

[usmc0331horn 953]

4th of July hilarious posts or gtfo.

[Hellraiser97 181]

I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad.

 

That got me laid in Ios

I do not like OU

[RoundRobin 828]

On 6/20/2018 at 11:35 PM, tbone_ said:

Yea, no.

Yea, no - you’re not going to say that or yea, no - she’s not going to be hot?

[texasjacket 289]

On 6/17/2018 at 8:31 AM, Okie State said:

I like that Halloween has turned into an excuse for parents to drink openly in the neighborhood. Margarita stations, beer coolers, wine tables setup in the driveway every few houses. I don't remember it being like that when I was a kid, but maybe I was just too zoned in on the mission at hand to notice.

My tradition these days is a bomber of Pumpkinator in a discreet cup as I take my kids around to trick-or-treat.

What! margarita stations? Where is this neighborhood, asking for a friend

[Updawg 2266]

Big problems at HEB when it's open

[Paco 1934]

Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight.

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[Homesickhorn 2202]

Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight.

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Richard was probably delicious.


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[texasjacket 289]

8 hours ago, Paco said:

Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight.

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You should PM him to see if will share a wing with you

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I just gave away a rooster this week, actually.  Of course, I gave him to someone who wanted to make fajitas out of him, so it's a little different. He wasn't named Richard, though. His name was Little Bastard.

[OrangEngr 1035]

On 6/21/2018 at 2:14 PM, jimmyjazz said:

 

Oh noes, a COYOTE!  And it's QUITE LARGE.  What else can be done!

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A coyote was seen heading down our street , Highland Hills Terrace , off of HH drive , wed at 1:20. He was headed to Highland Hills Pass at the end of the block. He was QUITE LARGE . Keep your pets safe ! It was reported to 311. What else can be done !

 

People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell.

They deserve to have all of their mail to go to the wrong place.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

and get pizza delivered cold

Edited July 2, 2018 by gyroprotagonist

[Trey3216 15345]

2 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell.

Yep, that's how you end up thinking your rented 415 Beach Ave when you know you rented 415 Beach Ln.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Yep, that's how you end up thinking your rented 415 Beach Ave when you know you rented 415 Beach Ln.  

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

8 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

and get pizza delivered cold

Damn you and your avatar picture, can't stop looking.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Yeah, I guess. But they seem to be doing all that by themselves. Suggestions being Goode Company, Hickory Hollow, and lamenting the closure of County Line. It’s like they are trolling themselves.

Holy shit, you must really be in suburbia hell.

[FigurelliPwC 115]

Can’t wait to see the fireworks complaints. In the meantime, here is a good one:



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[ChickenSandwich 9829]

On 7/2/2018 at 8:46 AM, OrangEngr said:

People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in Highland Hills Hell.

FIFY

[FigurelliPwC 115]

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[Baboontyme 2809]

Not nextdoor, but certainly appropriate. And spectacularly psychotic.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2018/07/02/chesterfield-township-resident-threatens-retaliation-neighbors-fireworks/750314002/

[PvilleStang 2875]

I actually saw this dude pulling out of HEB in his "Cabela's" F-250, didn't think one thing about the dog in the all white bed.

Edited July 5, 2018 by PvilleStang

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Everyone seems to know the law...

[mdmost 43001]

I'm chuckling at all the posts about fireworks and how the cops should do something about them. Yeah, that's high on the priority list when it's nearing midnight on July 4th. And won't someone think of the children should be replaced by won't someone think of the dogs. 

[Mac8111 2106]

Who wakes up and says, man I haven’t heard any coyotes in a while.

[Viper 12104]

Hockey fans in Phoenix?

[jimmyjazz 45891]

My buddy and I used to transport his dog in the back of his pickup truck.  And by "dog", I mean his younger brother.  And sometimes my buddy would hit the brakes really hard and his dog would fly forward and bang his head on the back window of the cab, and then he'd cry for a while.  Ever heard a dog cry?  Sounds eerily like a 13 YO boy.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

1 reply in the continuous firework thread -

 

And in addition to terrifying pets and those with ptsd, fireworks kill many birds, who are frightened from their perches at night and fly disoriented into walls.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

1 reply in the continuous firework thread -

 

And in addition to terrifying pets and those with ptsd, fireworks kill many birds, who are frightened from their perches at night and fly disoriented into walls.

Cleaning up all the dead birds from our yard is a wonderful 5th of July tradition. 'Merica!

[Moby Ric 2058]

30 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Cleaning up all the dead birds from our yard is a wonderful 5th of July tradition. 'Merica!

Put them in the freezer and save them for eating on Tuesdays.

[irishtexan 11515]

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My buddy and I used to transport his dog in the back of his pickup truck.  And by "dog", I mean his younger brother.  And sometimes my buddy would hit the brakes really hard and his dog would fly forward and bang his head on the back window of the cab, and then he'd cry for a while.  Ever heard a dog cry?  Sounds eerily like a 13 YO boy.

My old man used to drive us all around Dallas in the bed of his pickup in the 80s. Although probably not on 103 degree days. Ahhhh, those fun, carelessly irresponsible times....