Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Blotto 23487]

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Dang menacing kids!

I live across the street from McCallum highschool at a small complex. Earlier this week a large group of students gathered in our parking lot/picnic table to smoke “reefer” Whatever, I’m not a narc but more and more kids started to show up and it became insanely noisy at 1:30 pm. I’ve lived here for 2years and am positive all of these highschool kids aren’t residents and should probably be in class?? Today I’m sitting outside about to do a load of laundry and I see a kid walk up with a backpack and look over his shoulder and go into the laundry room, then a girl comes and they close the door. The door to our community laundry room is never closed. I draw the line at sex on a washer I have to use! I’ve also heard from a lot of gas station clerks that there’s rampant theft with these kids; just wondering why they allow kids off campus during school hours?? And what do I do about this without being a Karen?!

reefer, lulz.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

[TKthunder2 4985]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

reefer, lulz.

Writing a post about it on Nextdoor is a go to move for Karen.  Not sure you can claim not to want to be a Karen when doing a very Karen activity.

[Baboontyme 2809]

There is a book that someone found in the "Mature content" section at one of our 2 HS libraries. This is the book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Home

I am not quite sure if a HS kid brought this home, or if these 'parents' sought it out. I put parents in quotes because apparently this is the same group that is bombarding the school board with their "CRT" and anti-mask rhetoric. The folks are definitely in the minority in our city but obviously they are a very vocal minority. 

Anyway, I guess the guy who is a ringleader of this group, took a sexually explicit sketch graphic from the book of a female munching on another female's box, blew the image up and presented it at the school board meeting to create some sort of a dramatic scene. The olds are all over NextDoor (and I'm guessing FB) complaining about their tax dollars and how inappropriate this is to have in schools. They are going batshit insane over this. 

Gratuitous screen shot of box munching. 

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I know imgur doesn't embed so a link will have to suffice 

 

Edited October 27, 2021 by Baboontyme
i'm an idoit

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

What does that have to do with Nextdoor?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

Maybe the guy lives next door to him

[SquishMitten 10403]

1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

Writing a post about it on Nextdoor is a go to move for Karen.  Not sure you can claim not to want to be a Karen when doing a very Karen activity.

Seriously. I would also be pissed off if they were fuckin in the laundry room, but you address that with property management. Nobody on Nextdoor can help with that.

[Baboontyme 2809]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What does that have to do with Nextdoor?

"The olds are all over ND..."

There are no less than 4 threads about it on ND. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

32 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

"The olds are all over ND..."

There are no less than 4 threads about it on ND. 

Post them. That's the point of this thread.

[Baboontyme 2809]

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Post them. That's the point of this thread.

Negged for expecting me to put in work. A sampling. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

"Be gone in the name of Yeshua" is gold.

[DigglerontheHoof 21174]

Hahahahahaha, what a bunch of crusty old bitches. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahahahahaha, what a bunch of crusty old bitches. 

Smut... should be outright illegal.

 

To quote the great philosopher Dr. Cox: "I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring Back the Porn!""

 

[huge 3793]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahahahahaha, what a bunch of crusty old bitches. 

crusty at 28 is no way to go through life

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

I've been with some chicks that were crusty at 28

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I've been with some chicks that were crusty at 28

Username checks out

[nnm 36338]

8 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

There is a book that someone found in the "Mature content" section at one of our 2 HS libraries. This is the book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Home

I am not quite sure if a HS kid brought this home, or if these 'parents' sought it out. I put parents in quotes because apparently this is the same group that is bombarding the school board with their "CRT" and anti-mask rhetoric. The folks are definitely in the minority in our city but obviously they are a very vocal minority. 

Anyway, I guess the guy who is a ringleader of this group, took a sexually explicit sketch graphic from the book of a female munching on another female's box, blew the image up and presented it at the school board meeting to create some sort of a dramatic scene. The olds are all over NextDoor (and I'm guessing FB) complaining about their tax dollars and how inappropriate this is to have in schools. They are going batshit insane over this. 

Gratuitous screen shot of box munching. 

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I know imgur doesn't embed so a link will have to suffice https://i.imgur.com/OsEfUws.jpg

 

Your link to the imgur image is also broken. 

[nnm 36338]

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

Apparently every dog in the area is about to be mauled, and OMG, the cat food you left out might get eaten.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

Are you sure that's not code for a guy in a hoody?

[Baboontyme 2809]

non imgur box munching

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[Baboontyme 2809]

Wednesday update. Richard, an Old with nothing better to do apparently, decided to order the book off of Amazon and post his objective review. I am sad for Richard that he apparently has nothing better to do but happy that at least he has some common sense and decided to do some investigating before getting hysterical on the internet over something that he has no knowledge of. Take that Karens. Maybe they should be gone in the name of Yeshua.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Sorry Richard, I'm more impressed by the Science Project Cardboard with shitty lamination. Nice try.

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

53 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Wednesday update. Richard, an Old with nothing better to do apparently, decided to order the book off of Amazon and post his objective review. I am sad for Richard that he apparently has nothing better to do but happy that at least he has some common sense and decided to do some investigating before getting hysterical on the internet over something that he has no knowledge of. Take that Karens. Maybe they should be gone in the name of Yeshua.

 

 

I bet ol' Richard just wanted to look at pictures of box munching (nttattwat)

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

If all voters in this country were like Richard the political situation in this country would probably be much improved

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If all voters in this country were like Richard the political situation in this country would probably be much improved

For every Richard, there are 206 Emilia and Erins. 

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

34 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If all voters in this country were like Richard the political situation in this country would probably be much improved

Big Pearl won't let that happen.  They need to feed the beast and drive demand for all the clutching of their products.

[Mac8111 2105]

For fucks sake.

[Sbbruin 21829]

Not sure the link is accessible, but damn.  We get a lot of bears in our foothill communities.  This is a few miles east of us.  
 

https://nextdoor.com/p/c9GZQ-CJz2Wj?utm_source=share&extras=MTc1MzcyMDk%3D

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

On 10/27/2021 at 9:35 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

Apparently every dog in the area is about to be mauled, and OMG, the cat food you left out might get eaten.

You live in South Austin?  Because I saw that post, I think.  

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You live in South Austin?  Because I saw that post, I think.  

 

nah, west texas.

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2731]

Smut is an underused term.

[Sbbruin 21829]

Well this is one for the books.  Someone hits a momma ‘possum.  They are everywhere, and large rats.  No big deal, right?  But in our neighborhood, it is considered a hit and run.  On top of that, this lady rescues it, raises funds to get it surgery, and it is reunited with its babies.  Feel good story of the year.
 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

This is a great Seinfeld episode. Hopefully the Dr. had the tiny little instruments required for the surgery. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697731/

[Guest Lobo]

She's a possum, she has no home.  

Possum?  Hey-Ho...we have no deal with them!  

[crash_davis 23096]

social media: bullhorns and billboards for idiots. 

in austin, the last 2 months had been non-stop drama about Prop A. SAN idiots were posting fake shit. Every "crime" sighting was argued about whether it's valid or bullshit. That added to the 20 posts a day where someone thought their opinion mattered on why we do or don't need Prop A, NextDoor became more miserable than it already was. 

i would almost give up cyber porn to roll back time to life before the internet. almost.

[tbone_ 14106]

I’d give it up in a heart beat. Bring back Penthouse.

[Jerry Callo 8695]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Well this is one for the books.  Someone hits a momma ‘possum.  They are everywhere, and large rats.  No big deal, right?  But in our neighborhood, it is considered a hit and run.  On top of that, this lady rescues it, raises funds to get it surgery, and it is reunited with its babies.  Feel good story of the year.
 

Your response to that post must be  - "First you make a roux."

[Baboontyme 2809]

I got a kick out of this one. Shaming the Halloween Ring Doorbell candy stealing shamers. 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

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[Kennythetiger 9374]

First, you make a roux.  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Isn’t it a lobster thing?

[Incredulity 11646]

16 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Isn’t it a lobster thing?

Someone bring the mini corn and we are feasting 

[CooterBrown 18002]

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I banged a Lisa Alford back in the 90s. She was this stupid also.

[Blotto 23487]

On 10/27/2021 at 11:04 AM, Baboontyme said:

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You should have respectfully asked Erin if she could post a couple more panels, you know... to help you finish. 

[MissingInAction 25004]

On 11/18/2021 at 8:29 PM, CooterBrown said:

I banged a Lisa Alford back in the 90s. She was this stupid also.

So did I. Are you from georgetown? If so, we may be Eskimo bros.

[CooterBrown 18002]

So did I. Are you from georgetown? If so, we may be Eskimo bros.

No but if your Lisa was an Army brat, then hello brother!

[MissingInAction 25004]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

No but if your Lisa was an Army brat, then hello brother!

God damn it.

[Deej 76751]

On 10/27/2021 at 9:35 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Gasoline!  (takes drink) hahahahaha!