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[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Fishing line strung at neck height should prevent that

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fishing line strung at neck height should prevent that

Someone suggested it.

[Sbbruin 21829]

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fishing line strung at neck height should prevent that

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 7/5/2018 at 9:02 PM, SKJ said:

That's one fuck that deserved a beating

Pay it forward bro, pay it forward.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 7/13/2018 at 3:38 PM, PvilleStang said:

Speaking, haven't seen Ray Pugh's latest resurrection on Surly yet...

Badmofo has probably invited him back to shaggyscat.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 7/19/2018 at 11:16 AM, Trey3216 said:

Putting them big bucks into the tank

I'll bet you're right, bet she has had some really big bucks in her tank.

[luke duke 6412]

Not necessarily dumb, but I enjoyed the rant.

A friend of mine did that with his car once while I was in another car driving down the street. Dude was outside getting his newspaper. He throws the newspaper through my friends open window and almost caused him to hit a tree. I was laughing my ass off watching it.

It reminds me of this.

[Gil Bang 25921]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Well, then point a brother to the right place, Sophia.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

fuck off Sophia

[woohorn 1131]

Sophia is dtf but salty af b/c incel.

[zman13 178]

I'm not sure if this lady is a genius troll or just doesn't get that posting a tiny bit more information on the bike would prevent the constant "is it my bike posts?"

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Guess the correct color and win a bike!

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 7/30/2018 at 1:25 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Years ago I was almost hit in Oak Hill on Highway 290 by a semi carrying chickens.

those are always the worst kind of semis

[jimmyjazz 45891]

19 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

those are always the worst kind of semis

EDIT:  I couldn't figure out how you attributed that quote to me . . . then I realized it was buried in a nextdoor response.

Edited August 6, 2018 by jimmyjazz

[Pancho 44712]

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Clothes for the chicken bear?
That’s next level lady.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Chicken bear? I think we've just identified our next serial murderer.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

yep, no salmonella present there at all.....

[Trey3216 15345]

Nothing will get little Jack and Jill to shut their mouths at dinner time like presenting their skinned teddy bear for dinner.  Great Family Fun!!!  

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

If Bear Lady doesn't make two of them and name them Sam and Ella, she fucked up.

[immortal13 4059]

Chicken Bear has to to be a fake/troll job

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

8 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Chicken Bear has to to be a fake/troll job

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack

[Rynosauri 23]

That's the thing nightmares are made of. I'll take 2.

[elfenix 34223]

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack

Probably filled with delicious boudin

[immortal13 4059]

"Mom.....not chicken-bear again!!"

[jimmyjazz 45891]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack

So, blackened chicken bear?  Does it shine shoes, too?

[Trey3216 15345]

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So, blackened chicken bear?  Does it shine shoes, too?

Does Tom Brady get scared of Chicken Ted?? 

[Anastasis 23463]

Never change Austin.  Never change. 

 

[Trey3216 15345]

46 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Never change Austin.  Never change. 

 

When I think vegetarian, I think chain BBQ restaurant.  

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

honest question, why do you block out their name?

I mean they posted that on a PUBLIC message board.  They deserve the responses like Trey's above.   

I have no problem if you a vegan or vegetarian, but you dont get to complain that a fking breakfast taco from a known BBQ joint isnt vegetarian enough for you

 

and you deserve to get internet responses asking you on what planet is Rudy's NOT local to Greater Austin?  they fucking started in the Hill Country (OK, OK, its technically more local to San Antonio).  I mean, just because Taco shack started in Austin proper 20 years ago, doesnt mean Rudy's isnt fucking local as well.

[usmc0331horn 953]

I was hoping for cage free sausage but they are anti-vegan assholes. Boo them. 

[Okie State 3815]

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

[You don't know me 1161]

18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

The bark on the cauliflower is to die for.

[frog 30]

On 8/6/2018 at 3:30 PM, zman13 said:

I'm not sure if this lady is a genius troll or just doesn't get that posting a tiny bit more information on the bike would prevent the constant "is it my bike posts?"

 

In all honesty, if she posted that she found a red mongoose bike, how many people, looking for a free bike, would claim it?  This is Lost & Found 101.

[zman13 178]

She could say it's an adult bike or child's bike.

She could say it's a red bike. Or a blue bike.

That alone would cut down on people getting hopeful and posting about their stolen bikes and getting rejected.

[Jerry Callo 8699]

18 minutes ago, zman13 said:

She could say it's an adult bike or child's bike.

She could say it's a red bike. Or a blue bike.

That alone would cut down on people getting hopeful and posting about their stolen bikes and getting rejected.

And think about how many Surly threads go away if people acted with rational aforethought. 

Stop trying to fix these idiots and enjoy.

[MissingInAction 25013]

Dirt bike?

[woohorn 1131]

honest question, why do you block out their name?
I mean they posted that on a PUBLIC message board.

Nextdoor isn't exactly a "PUBLIC" message board, plus the forwarding poster may not want to be doxed.

[PvilleStang 2875]

Clearly he's blacking out his own name.  

[Anastasis 23463]

55 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Clearly he's blacking out his own name.  

If that was posted here, there would be no doubt in anyone's mind that it was a troll job.

 

But since it was posted in the Rosedale NextDoor, we know 100% that it is a totally serious.

[Deej 76755]

7 hours ago, Okie State said:

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

But who doesn't like tofu burnt ends?

 

 

[Anastasis 23463]

LOL at the dog taking a shit in the background. 

[FigurelliPwC 115]

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[Doc Reeves 6434]

Juan sounds like every person who’s done work on my house ever.

[Player 4575]

Don’t start no shit, Juan be no shit.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

She should’ve at least let him finish. Because if I know Juan thing, it’s Juan see starts, it’s almost impossible to stop.

[Trey3216 15345]

Sometimes Juan needs to go number 2 rather than number Juan

[Horns1 41]

I really wouldn't Juan to crap my pants either.

[Chilly Water 415]

Juan you gotta go you, you gotta