Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Okie State 3804]

If someone is controlling the weather, they are doing a shitty job in Texas.
 

I thought chemtrails were to keep the population docile. Are they also to control the weather? I can't keep up.

Ours currently has all the normal incorrect information about whether or not it's illegal to have a pet outdoors. I posted the actual law in case anyone wanted to read it, but of course nobody does.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

18 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

has to be satire, right?

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

has to be satire, right?

 

 

Grocer, salon, or beer garden? What kind of Euro talk is this??

[HRSchenker 2268]

Someone made a post about a Dallas area Papa John's being racist because the store employees refused to acknowledge them when they walked inside. This dumb bitch chimed in with a story of her own. It smells like bullshit but it cracked me up

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Anyone wearing a Packers jersey deserves to be shunned. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Any adult wearing a jersey deserves to be shunned. 

fify

[rage-a-holic 4374]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Anyone wearing a Packers jersey deserves to be shunned. 

What if it was a fitted jersey?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

On 6/23/2023 at 7:47 PM, rage-a-holic said:

What if it was a fitted jersey?

Does it have a cool name on the back like "Buttfumble"?

[Brothahorn 10087]

Do any of you Humble/Atascosita folks need 5 roommates?

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[Okie State 3804]

Nailed it John.

[deft 6836]

I didn’t want all of those stinky fireworks fouling up my Prius. This is America guys.

[Wiler77 1566]

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Her husband is poisoning her, obviously.

[Jerry Callo 8695]

The best response for most posts on Nextdoor - "wow, that does sound suspicious.'

[rage-a-holic 4374]

6 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Must be one of those cool new cold brew coffee makers that doesn't heat the water first.

[nnm 36340]

14 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Proper response: Shart thread is that way ——->

[Wiler77 1566]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Proper response: Shart thread is that way ——->

I'll give credit where credit is due.  First comment was "when you're coming 'round first and you feel something burst..."

And there were 4-5 comments confirming that they, too, we're experiencing diarrhea. Serious responses. I was expecting some complete trolls describing the color and smell of theirs, but none of that.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

On 7/28/2023 at 1:32 PM, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Prime opportunity to troll her about why she doesn't have a whole house filter and under sink reverse osmosis units on every sink in the house.  Probably too poor.

Or ask when she last cleaned her coffee maker and her cups.  Strongly imply that she doesn't wash her dishes.  Or is too poor to have a dish washer.  Lots of fun to be had here.

[elfenix 34223]

On 7/7/2023 at 5:23 PM, Okie State said:

Nailed it John.

we they've been doing that from that lot every year since i was in elementary school.  didn't have to look at the caption to know where that was. 

Edited July 29, 2023 by elfenix

[Okie State 3804]

[Samson's Wig 3190]

On 4/26/2023 at 3:31 PM, zman13 said:

If someone is controlling the weather, they are doing a shitty job in Texas.

 

This woman is a certifiable nut.  Her NextDoor posts make for fascinating reading.

[rage-a-holic 4374]

OMFG, what can you possibly do with a sick chicken? Are there any emergency aggy vets here? (my comments were not appreciated and were deleted)

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does anyone here have experience with euthanizing chickens? I can offer small compensation to you for your time and the shared trauma;

[tbone_ 14106]

Nextdoor makes me want to stab baby Jesus.

[nnm 36340]

11 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

OMFG, what can you possibly do with a sick chicken? Are there any emergency aggy vets here? (my comments were not appreciated and were deleted)

I have extensive experience euthanizing chickens. We had a farm. 
I’ll bet Kristen B loves her some chicken. She just doesn’t care to see how it gets to her plate. 

[rage-a-holic 4374]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I have extensive experience euthanizing chickens. We had a farm. 
I’ll bet Kristen B loves her some chicken. She just doesn’t care to see how it gets to her plate. 

I would bet several shiny nickels that Kristen B is a pescatarian.

[deft 6836]

Anybody here on shaggy can help. We’ve choked lots of chickens.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Nextdoor makes me want to stab baby Jesus.

Baby Jesus wouldn’t be allowed on Nextdoor.  Mangers violate the HOA restrictions.

[nnm 36340]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Anybody here on shaggy can help. We’ve choked lots of chickens.

 

 

[rage-a-holic 4374]

I don't know if it's scam, but I just wish I could think of a some way for this girl to get a ride to the hospital that doesn't involve donating $1800.

[Bullneck 19070]

13 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

I don't know if it's scam, but I just wish I could think of a some way for this girl to get a ride to the hospital that doesn't involve donating $1800.

Hey, she said "this is not a scam."

[rage-a-holic 4374]

Is nana's birthday coming up? Surprise her with the perfect gift of used SAS geriatric loafers and a matching purse for only $50!!!

[Blotto 23487]

laughed at this comment

 

[Armybrat 40822]

Another thread about a developer tearing up the landscape.

Those always bring out the clueless “Cyndi” types wailing for the poor displaced animals…..in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

 

[Jerry Callo 8695]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

Yep.  Cedar Park had Winkley's at the SE corner of 183 and 1431 (1431 didn't go east to I-35 until the early 80s) and the Fast Car Bar in the 1980s.  

I suspect Cyndi's property was lovely before they knocked everything down for her neighborhood.

[Armybrat 40822]

14 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yep.  Cedar Park had Winkley's at the SE corner of 183 and 1431 (1431 didn't go east to I-35 until the early 80s) and the Fast Car Bar in the 1980s.  

I suspect Cyndi's property was lovely before they knocked everything down for her neighborhood.

Yep, none of those Karens are self aware, similar to aggy.

[nnm 36340]

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Another thread about a developer tearing up the landscape.

Those always bring out the clueless “Cyndi” types wailing for the poor displaced animals…..in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

 

Anything by Joni Mitchell is pure trash.  Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.

And thanks, @Armybrat.  Now I have that trash song stuck in my head, with her horrific voice.  If today is the day I snap, it's because of that voice in my head.

[Tex Long 4382]

On 5/6/2024 at 1:25 PM, nnm said:

Anything by Joni Mitchell is pure trash. 

Beg to differ.

Watch the Shadows and Light concert, with Pat Metheny and Jaco Pastorius. Watch, don't just listen. 

Might change your outlook, unless there's just someting you don't like about girls with an overbite and bright blue eyes.

[nnm 36340]

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Beg to differ.

Watch the Shadows and Light concert, with Pat Metheny and Jaco Pastorius. Watch, don't just listen. 

Might change your outlook, unless there's just someting you don't like about girls with an overbite and bright blue eyes.

Although I appreciate your perspective, I won’t do that. 

[TXs 226]

Does firewood expire?

[Okie State 3804]

Reinstalled Nextdoor to find a sprinkler repair guy. Need to delete again before I engage too many of the psychopaths who post on there.

[msucolt45 4053]

Does firewood expire?

The drier the better, regardless of age.

Hook’em!!!

[rage-a-holic 4374]

48 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Reinstalled Nextdoor to find a sprinkler repair guy. Need to delete again before I engage too many of the psychopaths who post on there.

You don't have to use an app, the website works fine for engaging with tards.

[ABSR 5308]

On 5/27/2024 at 8:10 AM, TXs said:

Does firewood expire?

Yes once they petrify.   So they have 100,000 to a million years of shelf life.  So plan accordingly.

[Steamboat1874 4048]

On 5/27/2024 at 8:10 AM, TXs said:

Does firewood expire?

Pretty sure they are talking about fake logs like Duraflame.

Those things are horrible and they smell just like the inside of a pencil sharpener when they burn.

[WithoutAClue 15336]

[Incredulity 11650]

[rage-a-holic 4374]

be careful letting those Walmart employees into your house, because evidently that's something they do

[tbone_ 14106]

Yes

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

On 5/27/2024 at 8:10 AM, TXs said:

Does firewood expire?