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If someone is controlling the weather, they are doing a shitty job in Texas.
 
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I thought chemtrails were to keep the population docile. Are they also to control the weather? I can't keep up.

Ours currently has all the normal incorrect information about whether or not it's illegal to have a pet outdoors. I posted the actual law in case anyone wanted to read it, but of course nobody does.
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Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

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6 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Must be one of those cool new cold brew coffee makers that doesn't heat the water first.

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14 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Proper response: Shart thread is that way ——->

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

Proper response: Shart thread is that way ——->

I'll give credit where credit is due.  First comment was "when you're coming 'round first and you feel something burst..."

And there were 4-5 comments confirming that they, too, we're experiencing diarrhea. Serious responses. I was expecting some complete trolls describing the color and smell of theirs, but none of that.

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On 7/28/2023 at 1:32 PM, Wiler77 said:

Just had this pop up from 4 days ago.  Not sure why NextDoor decided to send me an email today about it.

BTW, for reference, I live ~10 minutes from Belterra, so she decided to send this to the wider surrounding area:

"Has anyone been sick with diarrhea this weekend? I woke at 1:30 just miserable. I did make coffee with tap water. Wondering if that caused it. Another friend in Belterra is also sick"

Prime opportunity to troll her about why she doesn't have a whole house filter and under sink reverse osmosis units on every sink in the house.  Probably too poor.

Or ask when she last cleaned her coffee maker and her cups.  Strongly imply that she doesn't wash her dishes.  Or is too poor to have a dish washer.  Lots of fun to be had here.

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On 7/7/2023 at 5:23 PM, Okie State said:

Nailed it John.6100adc478e68a5ef13d52e8af32293e.jpg

we they've been doing that from that lot every year since i was in elementary school.  didn't have to look at the caption to know where that was. 

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OMFG, what can you possibly do with a sick chicken? Are there any emergency aggy vets here? (my comments were not appreciated and were deleted)

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does anyone here have experience with euthanizing chickens? I can offer small compensation to you for your time and the shared trauma;

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11 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

OMFG, what can you possibly do with a sick chicken? Are there any emergency aggy vets here? (my comments were not appreciated and were deleted)

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I have extensive experience euthanizing chickens. We had a farm. 
I’ll bet Kristen B loves her some chicken. She just doesn’t care to see how it gets to her plate. 

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6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I have extensive experience euthanizing chickens. We had a farm. 
I’ll bet Kristen B loves her some chicken. She just doesn’t care to see how it gets to her plate. 

I would bet several shiny nickels that Kristen B is a pescatarian.

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13 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

I don't know if it's scam, but I just wish I could think of a some way for this girl to get a ride to the hospital that doesn't involve donating $1800.

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Hey, she said "this is not a scam."

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Another thread about a developer tearing up the landscape.

Those always bring out the clueless “Cyndi” types wailing for the poor displaced animals…..in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

 

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

Yep.  Cedar Park had Winkley's at the SE corner of 183 and 1431 (1431 didn't go east to I-35 until the early 80s) and the Fast Car Bar in the 1980s.  

I suspect Cyndi's property was lovely before they knocked everything down for her neighborhood.

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14 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yep.  Cedar Park had Winkley's at the SE corner of 183 and 1431 (1431 didn't go east to I-35 until the early 80s) and the Fast Car Bar in the 1980s.  

I suspect Cyndi's property was lovely before they knocked everything down for her neighborhood.

Yep, none of those Karens are self aware, similar to aggy.

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5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Another thread about a developer tearing up the landscape.

Those always bring out the clueless “Cyndi” types wailing for the poor displaced animals…..in Cedar Park (population 77,000) that had a scattered population of a few hundred until the 1980s…..

 

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Anything by Joni Mitchell is pure trash.  Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.

And thanks, @Armybrat.  Now I have that trash song stuck in my head, with her horrific voice.  If today is the day I snap, it's because of that voice in my head.

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On 5/6/2024 at 1:25 PM, nnm said:

Anything by Joni Mitchell is pure trash. 

Beg to differ.

Watch the Shadows and Light concert, with Pat Metheny and Jaco Pastorius. Watch, don't just listen. 

Might change your outlook, unless there's just someting you don't like about girls with an overbite and bright blue eyes.

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Beg to differ.

Watch the Shadows and Light concert, with Pat Metheny and Jaco Pastorius. Watch, don't just listen. 

Might change your outlook, unless there's just someting you don't like about girls with an overbite and bright blue eyes.

Although I appreciate your perspective, I won’t do that. 

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48 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Reinstalled Nextdoor to find a sprinkler repair guy. Need to delete again before I engage too many of the psychopaths who post on there.

You don't have to use an app, the website works fine for engaging with tards.

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On 5/27/2024 at 8:10 AM, TXs said:

Does firewood expire?

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Yes once they petrify.   So they have 100,000 to a million years of shelf life.  So plan accordingly.

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