Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Quagmire 2147]

14k for a 20 year old Jeep

 

Nice seats

 

Hopefully with extras includes 10k in cash in the back seat

[Beau Vine 54319]

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

So he just needs to find two more chairs, four cushions and the table...and open a store

Chairs, you got a dinette set.  No chairs, you got dick.

[Beau Vine 54319]

Fucking, what's with triple posts?  I've seen this happen to other people?

Edited April 13, 2018 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 54319]

Your mom.

Edited April 13, 2018 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 54319]

10 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

I'll let y'all have fun with this one.......This is clearly the "burning" issue of the day in suburbia....Won't someone think of the children! 

 

Fiber Optic Install Crew- Worker urinating on the side of a house

This morning around 9:30 I witnessed one of the workers with the fiber optic installation crew urinating on the side of house on               Lane. I turned around and drove back to the location where his truck was parked to get his license plate no. but he drove off in his white dually truck. I called the club house to let them know and suggested they have our neighborhood patrol talk to the company foreman overseeing the project. I just wanted to make everyone aware as this person is walking through our yards and no telling what else he is capable of.

 

Maybe he's just trying to keep stair climbing coyotes away, you dumb bitch.

[honolulu horn 6165]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There is one of those in my neighborhood.  One morning while I was taking out my garbage, his "well behaved" dog ran past me and into my house.

I have no problem with leash laws. I do have a problem with neurotic park-watchers you seem to live for those moments when they can confront an off-leash dog owner...and then take their picture and send it to the police. Like I said earlier, what a miserable life.

[honolulu horn 6165]

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

1234

"Anyone know what I could do to scare them off?"

Throw a few chihuahuas at them, that'll do the trick.

[Okie State 3821]

"Anyone know what I could do to scare them off?"
Throw a few chihuahuas at them, that'll do the trick.

I'd prefer more hawks and fewer chiuauas, but maybe that's just me.

[Hagbard Celine 10897]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Chairs, you got a dinette set.  No chairs, you got dick.

unpainted beauvines

[The Maestro 758]

One of my favorites is the concern about coyotes in my 'hood.  On lady hysterically posted about a coyote boldly walking down the middle of the street.  The picture she posted was of someone's German Shepherd.

There are also a few posts about suspicious people driving slowly that "clearly don't live in the neighborhood."  There's usually no reply when someone asks them to clarify what they mean by that.  

[PvilleStang 2917]

32 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

One of my favorites is the concern about coyotes in my 'hood.  On lady hysterically posted about a coyote boldly walking down the middle of the street.  The picture she posted was of someone's German Shepherd.

There are also a few posts about suspicious people driving slowly that "clearly don't live in the neighborhood."  There's usually no reply when someone asks them to clarify what they mean by that.  

Howdy, neighbor.

[LoneStarBiker 145]

10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This clown has lost his mind. That is the worst Jeep engine made and it's in shitty shape. Finally, you can damn near get a new entry level for that cost or at least a huge down payment. Yeah I think it is $10kish more but still...

Yeah, looked up on Kelly BB just out of curiosity.  Don't know mileage so estimated with 80K and the trade in value is at $4.8K with a private party value of $6.5K.  What an idiot, must be aggy. 

[Okie State 3821]

I would estimate mileage at closer to 160K.

[pearlandhorn 3274]

19 minutes ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Yeah, looked up on Kelly BB just out of curiosity.  Don't know mileage so estimated with 80K and the trade in value is at $4.8K with a private party value of $6.5K.  What an idiot, must be aggy. 

Howdy neighbors!

[Okie State 3821]

Some lady today complaining about a dead cat in the road that needs to be picked up. This is a main thoroughfare...but she seems very concerned about it.

[Okie State 3821]

Update on the Hawks. Some guy chimed in that they are a protected species and she should just leave them alone. Her chihuahuas will be wearing reflective vests outside.

[GSU&UT 1798]

Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to scare off hawks can get the fuck out, they aren't going to fucking attack your dog while you're walking them. It's downright impressive how stupid some people can be.

[honolulu horn 6165]

Maybe the hawk-hater can run out and bang pots and pans. That would help the ambiance of the neighborhood.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

It's downright impressive how stupid some people can be.

Thread motto.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Ya'll are forgetting the Jeep comes "WITH EXTRAS!"

[The Maestro 758]

4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Howdy, neighbor.

I figured somebody would recognize

[GhostRider 169]

Extra cup holders?  It's all about the cup holders for me.

[texasjacket 289]

Maybe he misplaced that decimal point?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

$135,000 seems a bit steep

[Baboontyme 2815]

This thread plus needing to sell my old projector got me to validate my identity and get my account reactivated. 

One of the first threads I see already had me shaking my head. My city's PD has a pretty active social media presence and Twitter account, with a pretty decent sense of humor. A few weeks ago there was a story locally about a K9 officer that got some attention so whoever runs the PD account in my town decided to post about why are there no police cats, and they are thinking about getting a police cat. This turned into a thing, the Humane Society and local news got on board, and the department/Twitter account ran with it decided that they were indeed getting a police cat and used it as kind of a promotional thing for the Humane Society but they actually did adopt a kitten and someone in the department owns it and cares for it privately, etc. 

Do I really need to go on? This is obviously a HUGE waste of taxpayer funds and resources. I hope everyone DOES get a big kick out of this "police cat" because WE'RE the ones footing the bill for it!

 

[KaiserSoze 998]

[texasjacket 289]

On 4/13/2018 at 3:23 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$135,000 seems a bit steep

I was thinking in the other direction...135.00

[Okie State 3821]

Today some lady will be notifying her lawyer and filing a police report due to a Comcast worker entering her backyard to work on their equipment.

[EZ$ 2105]

Cats......so many damn missing cats. Must be correlated with all these hawk and coyote sightings!

[ButtFumble 5180]

On 4/12/2018 at 8:44 PM, Quagmire said:

14k for a 20 year old Jeep

 

Nice seats

 

Hopefully with extras includes 10k in cash in the back seat

 

 

what a dickhead the MSRP in 1998 was $14,215 and for a Sahara $19,790  so most likely $13,500 was not even paid new

http://www.motortrend.com/cars/jeep/wrangler/1998/

Edited April 15, 2018 by ButtFumble

[Prepuce of Doom 21097]

13 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

This thread plus needing to sell my old projector got me to validate my identity and get my account reactivated. 

One of the first threads I see already had me shaking my head. My city's PD has a pretty active social media presence and Twitter account, with a pretty decent sense of humor. A few weeks ago there was a story locally about a K9 officer that got some attention so whoever runs the PD account in my town decided to post about why are there no police cats, and they are thinking about getting a police cat. This turned into a thing, the Humane Society and local news got on board, and the department/Twitter account ran with it decided that they were indeed getting a police cat and used it as kind of a promotional thing for the Humane Society but they actually did adopt a kitten and someone in the department owns it and cares for it privately, etc. 

Do I really need to go on? This is obviously a HUGE waste of taxpayer funds and resources. I hope everyone DOES get a big kick out of this "police cat" because WE'RE the ones footing the bill for it!

 

Every minute spent wasting time on Police Cat Facts is a minute they're not Bernarding a Bernard. 

[Quagmire 2147]

 
 
what a dickhead the MSRP in 1998 was $14,215 and for a Sahara $19,790  so most likely $13,500 was not even paid new
http://www.motortrend.com/cars/jeep/wrangler/1998/

Lol yep, I get over valuing by a bit to deal with people beating you down by price , but by 10k? Wonder where the hell he got that price from

[Tom 2959]

Wranglers are always overpriced, new and resale, but that's ridiculous for a Jeep that old. 

Don't get me wrong, my Wrangler was probably the most fun vehicle I've owned, but they constantly are breaking down and falling apart.  With that said, I'll probably be one of the first in line for a Scrambler whenever it comes out.

[Baern214 3]

Cats......so many damn missing cats. Must be correlated with all these hawk and coyote sightings!

We have bobcat sighting updates which merit a new thread for each street.

[rage-a-holic 4417]

So I'm selling a bunch of shit on Nextdoor and get this:

"Hi, My name is Dumb Wife X and I really think my husband would like this item you are selling. Can you please call him at 512......?"

Yeah, I'm gonna cold call your husband and see if he wants to buy my stuff. So I ignore her.

3 hours later. "Hi, it turns out my husband was looking for a different item, thanks anyway!"

Really? No fucking shit.

[Godzillatron 292]

I'd prefer more hawks and fewer chiuauas, but maybe that's just me.

My house backs up to an LCRA preserve, with coyotes and hawks. Except my neighbors are smart enough to comprehend how nature works. We’ve lost the occasional cat or small dog in the neighborhood and somehow life goes on.


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[Born Burnt 6182]

On 4/13/2018 at 10:54 AM, BurntEyes said:

This clown has lost his mind. That is the worst Jeep engine made and it's in shitty shape. Finally, you can damn near get a new entry level for that cost or at least a huge down payment. Yeah I think it is $10kish more but still...

Yeah, but peanut butta inside, jelly outside.

[jimmyjazz 46000]

Coral snake talk not going away on west Austin ND.

Soon I expect it to break down into "wait, it's red on yellow WHAT?"

[BearSchlong 8104]

My God I wish next door had existed when I lived in steeplebrook in SATX, when we had a feral emu infestation.

Lol at fireworks/gunshots. I now live adkacent to an actual hood where gunfire is commonplace to the point where nobody even bothers to call the cops.

Just added the app. Crickets so far.

[CycleTex87 2979]

On 4/12/2018 at 8:07 PM, Okie State said:

1234

The hawks are no joke - there’s a bunch of them nesting in the ‘hood. Maybe they’ll take care of the squirrels. One caught a starling in my yard and ate part of it while I watched. 

[Okie State 3821]

My wife (no pics) used to train Hawks and Eagles for her job. They are very badass.

 

 I see them regularly around our neighborhood.

[Apep 645]

This article was much discussed on my local NextDoor, since it happened in my neighborhood.



The guy was also open-carrying.

[Apep 645]

Figure some of y’all might be interested in this one, like JerseyMan.

[honolulu horn 6165]

Just now, Apep said:

This article was much discussed on my local NextDoor, since it happened in my neighborhood.



The guy was also open-carrying.

Gotta be honest, if someone is dumb enough to wear a shirt like that then they should get all the repercussions that come with it. Including reactive idiots making his life miserable, such as calling the police.

[TKthunder2 4995]

On 4/13/2018 at 10:54 AM, BurntEyes said:

This clown has lost his mind. That is the worst Jeep engine made and it's in shitty shape. Finally, you can damn near get a new entry level for that cost or at least a huge down payment. Yeah I think it is $10kish more but still...

I’ll sell you my 2000 wrangler sport for an even $10,000.00 but you’ll have to give me an answer now.  Cash only, no refunds.

[PilotsError 2312]

Gotta be honest, if someone is dumb enough to wear a shirt like that then they should get all the repercussions that come with it. Including reactive idiots making his life miserable, such as calling the police.

Go fuck yourself

[You don't know me 1161]

On 4/13/2018 at 10:54 AM, BurntEyes said:

This clown has lost his mind. That is the worst Jeep engine made and it's in shitty shape. Finally, you can damn near get a new entry level for that cost or at least a huge down payment. Yeah I think it is $10kish more but still...

A person with the time/money could make some decent extra cash by buying Jeeps down in Texas and then selling them up here in Missouri.  Used Jeeps, with rust, sell for a mint up here.

[SuperSurly 21]

On 4/13/2018 at 11:53 AM, Okie State said:

Some lady today complaining about a dead cat in the road that needs to be picked up. This is a main thoroughfare...but she seems very concerned about it.

Don't want the pussy to stink!

[hornbri 1400]

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Is anyone else experiencing extremely high gusts of wind? Weather doesn’t seem to show anything like this. 

From this weekend....your right you might live in some weird micro climate that only effects your house, better check with the neighborhood. 

[jimmyjazz 46000]

I swear, it has to be the euphoric high experienced by elderly people when they realize they can communicate with their peers using that weird box their son-in-law set up in "the home office".