Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[GhostRider 169]

Things I've learned today:  1. Honolulu Horn is the last person on the internet still using photobucket.  2. I think I love Tonya.

 

[jimmyjazz 46187]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

1234

Truly golden.  Several thoughts and questions . . .

1.  if one of your morning activities is to go outside and check for suspicious activity . . . isn't that suspicious activity in and of itself?

2.  why would 2 homeless people own a car?

3.  is a 90s vehicle really "late model"?

4.  who actually owns a Tazer?

 

<don't taze me bro'>

[jimmyjazz 46187]

Jesus, the elusive Triple Post.

Delete and ban user.

[elfenix 34334]

This actually got a flight delayed a few years ago:
https://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/27/travel/lax-al-qaeda-wi-fi-hot-spot/index.html

Elliot del Pra sounds like an idiot

[Auto Driller 2506]

 

[PvilleStang 2921]

Did his antennae go from 6 to midnight?

[Roofle 284]

On 4/11/2018 at 10:56 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Ive got the same thing on facebook's neighborhood page.

real conversation from Feb 15th (Chinese New Year) and yeah, Im leaving their names, stupidity deserves ridicule

This in Wooten? I loved watching that shit go down.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

yep.

[Roofle 284]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

yep.

Outstanding. If you ever see a drunk asshole out in the 'hood, you've spotted me.

[kmac30 416]

1234

Taser

[Deej 76940]

This girl just posted looking for babysitting and dogsitting jobs in my neighborhood. Um...no.

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Dogsitting, sure. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21254]

No way I'd let her near my dogs. 

[Player 4576]

My dog wouldn’t let her near him.

[luke duke 6414]

1234

Tonya fucks.

[kmac30 416]

Dogsitting, sure. 

Are you crazy!

[Buzzrock 14944]

Yeah for the life of me I can’t understand the fuck heads that freak out when people ring their doorbell, it’s like they have never heard of fucking door 2 door sales

SIAP, just found this thread:

[shakahorn 1645]

9 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Kimono?  Really?

Julian is just sexing up an ugly chick.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9354]

There are THIEVES in our neighborhood!

High schoolers nabbed a sixer of Shiner. Will Surly be around long enough for them to posts as adults & retell this adventure?

[Okie State 3848]

Terrible. Just terrible.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Need to know which kind of sinner before making a judgement.  

[honolulu horn 6165]

9 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Need to know which kind of sinner before making a judgement.  

Just your run of the mill teenage sinner.

[huge 3795]

Those among us that wouldn’t grab a sixer in HS cast the first stone?



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[skipperj 377]

Not my neighborhood as I don’t live in Seattle, but it’s a great thread from a great twitter feed. It’s long, so pour a drink first.

 

[skipperj 377]

It just keeps getting better as you get into the 30s. “A car was keyed with the word fagot.”

[RexWilson 1348]

On 4/18/2018 at 2:52 PM, Jerry Callo said:

My Nextdoor is getting boring.  Thinking about some subtle trolling to get things going again.

I think you and I might have some overlapping neighborhoods based off what you habe shared. Have you seen the "Aggressive tree trimmers" post? Ripe for trolling.

[skipperj 377]

Our Nextdoor isn’t too active. The FB group is where all the action is. People accusing others of sleeping with their husbands, people calling out realtors for not taking down their signs and tagging them in it. The racist undertones. Oh. The racist undertones.

[Okie State 3848]

There was a good one a while back on mine where a mentally unstable woman was upset that her neighbor's mature tree partially overhung into her backyard. She would bag up the leaves and dump them on her neighbor's front porch. All caught on video.

[cactusflinthead 27604]

15 minutes ago, Okie State said:

There was a good one a while back on mine where a mentally unstable woman was upset that her neighbor's mature tree partially overhung into her backyard. She would bag up the leaves and dump them on her neighbor's front porch. All caught on video.

I seem to recall a thread at the old place about limbs of a tree and it devolved into threats of a shotgun. 

I also seem to recall it was decidedly lacking in closure

[PittsburghTiger 6199]

On 4/10/2018 at 3:14 PM, honolulu horn said:

Every 4th of July in our neighborhood, some real estate guy puts up small American flags in every yard near the sidewalks. Whatever. Anyway, some woman on NDN reported with great concern that she didn't have a flag. She then hypothesized that perhaps terrorists had taken it. Seriously.

Well, do we know that terrorists did NOT take said flag?

[Beau Vine 54443]

38 minutes ago, skipperj said:

Our Nextdoor isn’t too active. The FB group is where all the action is. People accusing others of sleeping with their husbands, people calling out realtors for not taking down their signs and tagging them in it. The racist undertones. Oh. The racist undertones.

Please spill it.

[skipperj 377]

I had a whole thread on the old site. I don’t think I have the screenshots anymore, but a wife of one realtor accused another realtor of sleeping with her husband and then the same night also accused another one of smoking weed all day and smoking pot with her husband as well.  

[Okie State 3848]

I seem to recall a thread at the old place about limbs of a tree and it devolved into threats of a shotgun. 
I also seem to recall it was decidedly lacking in closure

Shit, I may be mixing up real life with the Shag. Hell if I know.

[Beau Vine 54443]

Oh shit, I remember that.  That was great.  Hoping for something new.

[cactusflinthead 27604]

I can't remember who it was that called the tree company to get the pine tree trimmed up. I do recall elderly neighbor with shotgun threatening them. It petered out and i figured I had better let it be. There were a lot of questions about the legality of trimming the branches on your side of the fence and while it was established that, " yes, you can do that." there was no clear resolution to whether or not the branches were ever actually cut off. 

 

I too would like to hear more of the sleeping around accusations. And I think FB groups should absolutely be included in this thread. There might be some good crossovers from the dumbass shit thread but there are some worthy ones out there I am sure.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

To the parents of the kids at the court...

As a parent with a kid in jr high I would want someone to share with me if this was my child. A little before 6:30 tonight there was several high school boys climbing over the fence to get into the basketball court. The kid that “lived in the hood” was named Julian and his buddy climbing the fence was wearing either a ladies robe or a kimono and they were riding in a gold Prelude. Needless to say when they were asked to go home and get their key instead of trespassing it turned into an ordeal.

Kimono?  Really?

Need to see if it was the Great Kabuki.

[Schnitty3 31]

1 hour ago, skipperj said:

Not my neighborhood as I don’t live in Seattle, but it’s a great thread from a great twitter feed. It’s long, so pour a drink first.

 

Holy shit that was insane

[kmac30 416]

I had a whole thread on the old site. I don’t think I have the screenshots anymore, but a wife of one realtor accused another realtor of sleeping with her husband and then the same night also accused another one of smoking weed all day and smoking pot with her husband as well.  

When I moved from Austin I used her as our realtor and I can see her sleeping around. This was in 2015. She showed up at our house to meet us dressed like she was going out on a Saturday to meet a hookup. But hey, she got my house sold in 2 days for a lot more than I expected and took less than 3% to get the deal done.

[Stunns38 3559]

When I moved from Austin I used her as our realtor and I can see her sleeping around. This was in 2015. She showed up at our house to meet us dressed like she was going out on a Saturday to meet a hookup. But hey, she got my house sold in 2 days for a lot more than I expected and took less than 3% to get the deal done.

Pics?


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[skipperj 377]

Purple balloons have been a big issue in our neighborhood. This is directly related to my previous post.

Edited April 20, 2018 by skipperj

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 hours ago, kmac30 said:

When I moved from Austin I used her as our realtor and I can see her sleeping around. This was in 2015. She showed up at our house to meet us dressed like she was going out on a Saturday to meet a hookup. But hey, she got my house sold in 2 days for a lot more than I expected and took less than 3% to get the deal done.

I assumed all Real Estate agents slept around. How else do you sell a house in 2 days?

[Jade 131]

[uoftorange 1388]

12 minutes ago, Jade said:

Good on him for letting the kid finish THIS time

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

13 hours ago, huge said:

Those among us that wouldn’t grab wahoo a sixer in HS cast the first stone?



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fixy for me

[lateshow 1308]

13 hours ago, skipperj said:

Our Nextdoor isn’t too active. The FB group is where all the action is. People accusing others of sleeping with their husbands, people calling out realtors for not taking down their signs and tagging them in it. The racist undertones. Oh. The racist undertones.

What is it with you people and your "racist undertones"? Here in our Arkansas, our racism, from both sides, is just out in the open. The way God intended. 

[jimmyjazz 46187]

I think I have a new hobby.  I cut through a relatively nice neighborhood this morning ~ 7 AM after dropping my kid off at middle school, and took a little detour to check out a few different areas that have had a lot of remodeling done.  I entered a long cul de sac and an older lady walking her poodle gave me the icy glare as I drove by.  I turned around at the end and she continued the icy glare.  At that point I noticed a 2nd cul de sac entrance so I swung down that street, mostly because I knew she'd be giving me Blue Steel, and sure enough, on the way back out she was half apoplectic at the stranger danger.  So, I turned back down the first cul de sac, and in my rearview mirror I saw her scurrying up to what I assume was her front door, half dragging that poor dog.  I can only assume her NextDoor blew up shortly thereafter.

I'll try it again Monday.

[Saint Tacky 1622]

My son started selling bags of mulch and compost on Nextdoor as part of his Boy Scout Troop's effort to help Scout's raise money for themselves to pay for Philmont, etc.  His first year he sold 800+ bags and this year he sold over 2,000.  Took us an entire weekend to deliver it all and he'll keep about $1.50 a bag.  It is the only thing I have found Nextdoor to be useful for.

[Okie State 3848]

I think I have a new hobby.  I cut through a relatively nice neighborhood this morning ~ 7 AM after dropping my kid off at middle school, and took a little detour to check out a few different areas that have had a lot of remodeling done.  I entered a long cul de sac and an older lady walking her poodle gave me the icy glare as I drove by.  I turned around at the end and she continued the icy glare.  At that point I noticed a 2nd cul de sac entrance so I swung down that street, mostly because I knew she'd be giving me Blue Steel, and sure enough, on the way back out she was half apoplectic at the stranger danger.  So, I turned back down the first cul de sac, and in my rearview mirror I saw her scurrying up to what I assume was her front door, half dragging that poor dog.  I can only assume her NextDoor blew up shortly thereafter. I'll try it again Monday. 

 

No doubt the Police/Sheriff/Constable was contacted immediately.

 

I was blocked into a cul-de-sac by a Police officer once while driving around a neighborhood looking at potential houses to buy. Probably the result of a stranger danger call.

 

'Sir, why are you driving around stopping in front of houses?' Oh, you mean the houses with for sale signs? Did you notice my out of state license plate? Fine detective work there Lou.

[Moby Ric 2058]

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think I have a new hobby.  I cut through a relatively nice neighborhood this morning ~ 7 AM after dropping my kid off at middle school, and took a little detour to check out a few different areas that have had a lot of remodeling done.  I entered a long cul de sac and an older lady walking her poodle gave me the icy glare as I drove by.  I turned around at the end and she continued the icy glare.  At that point I noticed a 2nd cul de sac entrance so I swung down that street, mostly because I knew she'd be giving me Blue Steel, and sure enough, on the way back out she was half apoplectic at the stranger danger.  So, I turned back down the first cul de sac, and in my rearview mirror I saw her scurrying up to what I assume was her front door, half dragging that poor dog.  I can only assume her NextDoor blew up shortly thereafter.

I'll try it again Monday.

You are doing God's work sir.

[jimmyjazz 46187]

I need to figure out how to get on that neighborhood's NextDoor.  Isn't it by proof of address?