Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

13 hours ago, immortal13 said:

The clown hysteria that was going on a couple of years ago turned my Nextdoor feed into pure stupidity. One woman claimed a police officer "told her" that a "clown" was looking into a bedroom window of a house shared by two "older ladies." Because I just couldn't fucking help it I chimed in with, "Did he have a machete dripping with blood?" That started a shitshow. No fucks were given by me.

holy shit he was in Houston a couple weeks ago!

[Guest Lobo]

I think I remember that dude from Thunderdome

[High Plains Drifter 11031]

On 1/12/2019 at 11:19 PM, JSB said:

Retired woman pissed off about the noise interrupting her art time. I can understand noise complaints in the middle of the night, but during the day? Fuck the hell right off, or go move to a 100 acre ranch

 

Its the assholes with the barking dogs that should be living on the 100 acre ranch.

[SKJ 1311]

The old bag's just mad because she has writer's block, it whatever stupid artform she takes part in. 

I mean, if you're not stuck, a stupid barking dog isn't going to bother you

[Quagmire 2147]

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

[Okie State 3814]

Sure, I'll buy your trash off of you.

[Beau Vine 54207]

On 1/13/2019 at 1:04 PM, Lobo said:

Somebody asked if all the helicopter activity yesterday in central Austin was a police action that we should be worried about.

 Changing of the Guard or Overton funeral as plausible explanations?   Nah, not for this crAzy broad.  Nope, she thinks it’s a fucking violation of her civil rights.  

Hopefully someone mentioned Jade Helm.

[Anastasis 23463]

3 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

I hate people. 

[Armybrat 40822]

4 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

Former Travis County DA Rosemary Lemberg?

[PvilleStang 2875]

Nah, she was selling the box full of empty bottles.  Kettle One, Titos, etc.

[DaysOff 7947]

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

Chicks sew them together to make a quilt and a horrible Christmas gift.

[Sbbruin 21829]

6 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

There's a lot of uses for those

[ztejas 43411]

On 1/12/2019 at 11:19 PM, JSB said:

Retired woman pissed off about the noise interrupting her art time. I can understand noise complaints in the middle of the night, but during the day? Fuck the hell right off, or go move to a 100 acre ranch

Fucking Latins

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fucking Latins

Res Ipsa Loquitur. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Res Ipsa Loquitur. 

Quo edere non cacas.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

That's latin, darlin'.  Evidently Cheeseweasel and Walden are educated men. 

How I really hate them...

Edited January 22, 2019 by Buffsoldier

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

45 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

That's latin, darlin'.  Evidently Cheeseweasel and Walden are educated men. 

How I really hate them...

I was curious and looked it up.  Here is the translation of the whole scene from https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/trivia

Here is the translation of what Doc and Johnny Ringo are saying to one another in Latin: Doc Holliday: In vino veritas. (In wine there is truth.) Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis. (Do what you do.) Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego. (Let Apella the Jew believe, not I.) Johnny Ringo: Juventus stultorum magister. (Youth is the teacher of fools.) Doc Holliday: In pace requiescat. (Rest in peace.) The line "Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego" (Let Apella the Jew believe, not I) was confusing to viewers; scholarly papers showed that Romans used the phrase to show contempt for Judaism's belief that divine power was involved in everyday life.

 

Along with this little nugget:

Willem Dafoe was the original choice to play Doc Holliday, but Buena Vista refused to distribute the film if he was cast, due to Dafoe's role in the controversial The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

[Jerry Callo 8698]

You're a regular Cliff Clavin.

[luke duke 6412]

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

[davidg 4036]

Would be cooler if ...

 

[Buck Strickland 380]

26 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I was wondering what Johnny 8 ball was up to

[OrangEngr 1035]

28 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Punchable faces thread -->

Edited January 22, 2019 by OrangEngr
Pretty much saying the same as Buck

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Along with this little nugget:

Willem Dafoe was the original choice to play Doc Holliday, but Buena Vista refused to distribute the film if he was cast, due to Dafoe's role in the controversial The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

While Val Kilmer nailed this role, that is just about the dumbest thing I think I've ever heard. He's an actor, not a fucking theologian.

[Bullneck 19073]

On 1/13/2019 at 11:32 PM, immortal13 said:

The clown hysteria that was going on a couple of years ago turned my Nextdoor feed into pure stupidity. One woman claimed a police officer "told her" that a "clown" was looking into a bedroom window of a house shared by two "older ladies." Because I just couldn't fucking help it I chimed in with, "Did he have a machete dripping with blood?" That started a shitshow. No fucks were given by me.

The call is coming from inside the house!!!!!

[BrazilHorn 6586]

On 1/22/2019 at 7:40 AM, Quagmire said:

Just in case anyone is looking for 70 crown royal bags , what a deal !!

Dungeons and Dragons dice bags Holla!!

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Dungeons and Dragons dice bags Bags of Holding Holla!

Fifnerds. 

[Sbbruin 21829]

I'm lame and cant screenshot but good lord

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I found this brown bat on the street

I found this brown bat in the street and the Humane Society is not open yet. It is still alive. playing possumn at times. I moved it to the curb and into a shoe box. Is there somewhere else I should call. I understand they die once they fall sometimes. I don't want a cat to get to it.

 

 

[Okie State 3814]

You could, I don't know...leave it alone and let nature run its course.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, Okie State said:

You could, I don't know...leave it alone and let nature run its course.

You want Batman? Because that's how you get Batman.

[JSB 677]

Nothing like advertising that you are illegally keeping a raccoon as a pet on Nextdoor. Really hope I see a Game Warden at their house when I head home from work.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

plus who names their pet raccoon Charles, right? 

[msucolt45 4056]

I use a Crown Royal bags for my keys, watch, and etc, while playing golf. I have another, in a different part of the bag, that keeps tees, ball markers, divot repair tools, and pencils.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Raccoon was probably out looking for the motherfucker who drank all his Crown.

[tejas60 3532]

nah, he was looking for Gideon's Bible.

[Okie State 3814]

I use a Crown Royal bags for my keys, watch, and etc, while playing golf. I have another, in a different part of the bag, that keeps tees, ball markers, divot repair tools, and pencils.

You should jump on that deal then. Probably too late though.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Pro tip: The Crown Carmel comes in a burnt orange crown bag.

I use one of those for trinkets and have a regular crown bag stuffed with other liquor bags in a drawer by the liquor cabinet. In your face Marie Kondo.

[Jerry Callo 8698]

I keep my trinkets in a Blanton's bag.

[Trey3216 15345]

1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Pro tip: The Crown Carmel comes in a burnt orange crown bag.

I use one of those for trinkets and have a regular crown bag stuffed with other liquor bags in a drawer by the liquor cabinet. In your face Marie Kondo.

That would require purchasing Crown Caramel.  And who would do such a vile thing?

[You don't know me 1161]

Nothing like advertising that you are illegally keeping a raccoon as a pet on Nextdoor. Really hope I see a Game Warden at their house when I head home from work.

So the Clampet's have moved to Austin?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 minute ago, You don't know me said:

21 hours ago, JSB said:

Nothing like advertising that you are illegally keeping a raccoon as a pet on Nextdoor. Really hope I see a Game Warden at their house when I head home from work.

So the Clampet's have moved to Austin?

Nah, she said "pool" not "cement pond".  

[Guest Lobo]

Only because of my wife getting on nextdoor this morning to see about a distant neighbor coming over to buy a shelf, did she see that our water supply is again tainted.  And not even boiling it apparently will solve the issue.  Only because a couple of early risers in the 'hood got up and called the city and waited on hold for an hour.  But Ellen Troxclair is evil for wanting the early warning system to be examined and enhanced.  Fuck you Ann Kitchen, my family already drank from the tap before we learned what happened.  

[hornbri 1396]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Only because of my wife getting on nextdoor this morning to see about a distant neighbor coming over to buy a shelf, did she see that our water supply is again tainted.  And not even boiling it apparently will solve the issue.  Only because a couple of early risers in the 'hood got up and called the city and waited on hold for an hour.  But Ellen Troxclair is evil for wanting the early warning system to be examined and enhanced.  Fuck you Ann Kitchen, my family already drank from the tap before we learned what happened.  

What are you talking about? I assume this - https://twitter.com/AustinWater/status/1093533146086289414

Edited February 7, 2019 by hornbri

[Guest Lobo]

Yes, I called them.  Now they said it's safe to drink but from 7:00-9:00a, they were telling my neighbors not drink it or even boil it.  Now they tell me situation will be resolved within the next 48 hours (I love precision).  But this is my favorite part---they said in case it is not safe to drink to watch Twitter or AM radio for updates.  

So unless you're 25 or 85, the rest of us have no real way of finding out what happens with the water.  I'm not on Twitter and I don't keep a fucking AM radio handy at the office.  

It's impossible we're the 11th largest city in the nation and are led by 9 year olds.  

[hornbri 1396]

I think you are on the wrong thread - maybe good for the dumbass shit the city council does. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, only went to this thread first because I wanted to see if anybody on next door had updates.  City has been radio silent.  

Got a pregnant wife at home and sick toddler and apparently telling my wife to go out to garage to grab a five gallon ozarka to get them thru the day was not well received.  

Back to next door:

the mourning over the Popeyes that closed down in SW Austin has been surprising.  

[TK421 29]

[woohorn 1131]

That would require purchasing Crown Caramel.  And who would do such a vile thing?

Ha! I saw post and went n bought the orange box CR to get a cool bag, but it was brown. I bought some maple syrup CR shit. Looked on ebay and bought a burnt orange bag for $5. The maple syrup cr tastes like jizz (ntyiawwt)

[High Plains Drifter 11031]

On 2/7/2019 at 10:46 AM, Lobo said:

Yes, I called them.  Now they said it's safe to drink but from 7:00-9:00a, they were telling my neighbors not drink it or even boil it.  Now they tell me situation will be resolved within the next 48 hours (I love precision).  But this is my favorite part---they said in case it is not safe to drink to watch Twitter or AM radio for updates.  

So unless you're 25 or 85, the rest of us have no real way of finding out what happens with the water.  I'm not on Twitter and I don't keep a fucking AM radio handy at the office.  

It's impossible we're the 11th largest city in the nation and are led by 9 year olds.  

 

Is it bad that I laughed at this?

[tejas60 3532]

13 hours ago, woohorn said:

Ha! I saw post and went n bought the orange box CR to get a cool bag, but it was brown. I bought some maple syrup CR shit. Looked on ebay and bought a burnt orange bag for $5. The maple syrup cr tastes like jizz (ntyiawwt)

 

you know what jizz tastes like???

[Player 4575]

Ha! I saw post and went n bought the orange box CR to get a cool bag, but it was brown. I bought some maple syrup CR shit. Looked on ebay and bought a burnt orange bag for $5. The maple syrup cr tastes like jizz (ntyiawwt)

you know what jizz tastes like???