Awesome JUGS machine

[Hornius Emeritus 12851]

SIAP.  Herman and CDC need to get us one of these if we don't have one already. Apparently this is what Joe Brady used with LSU this year.
 

 

[Radical Larry 28827]

[texifornia 59102]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Yeah this thread is going to be about as wholesome as Saturday night at the Yellow Rose.

[mulletpelini 5228]

single g is not nearly as fulfilling as double g

[Bullneck 19611]

Good to know we have our priorities in the right place!

[Wild Bill 326]

[Jkwellborn 7081]

That’s pretty badass. Looks like most of the balls ere high.

[Marfa Low Crown 2566]

Thread title had me thinking Mona Lisa but instead I got this

 

Anyways, I would gladly touch that thing's balls. 

[DeweyCox 366]

Major letdown boner kill. Needs new title or material.

[Vito Andolini 9461]

So, a rich kid with no friends can now play catch.

I do see a potential issue with the (it looks like) six ball limit. I wonder how precise the balls have to be placed into the carousel. If a trainer can easily refill as it rotates, extra badass.

It’s definitely a neat tool, giving receivers a consistent thrower for when you’re working on routes or footwork and saving camp arms. Must be pricey. Keep it out of the rain.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22341]

So you’re saying Burrow was actually a jugs machine

[Hate 20279]

[Hornius Emeritus 12851]

38,000 dollars

We should get five of them

[JesusSweatDuck 18190]

[JFKFC 4978]

Time to upgrade the quote. 

Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad.

The robot can freakout and start attacking people. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1389]

40 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I enjoy watching this.

[Dnaguy 12732]

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

Time to upgrade the quote. 

Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad.

The robot can freakout and start attacking people. 

“You’ve got to listen to me!  Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.”

[BigHorn'13 3494]

2 things

1. Why don't we have (at least) one of those?

2. If we do, holy shit. 

[Iceman 2993]

6 hours ago, Hate said:

Fabulous game with buddies back in the day .   Much shit-talking always...

Combing football, money ,and blowing stuff up was masterful.

Edited January 21, 2020 by Iceman

[Mez2 4048]

Tites

[Bigbend1812 13064]

18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Tites

[Jkwellborn 7081]

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

[Tex Long 4697]

26 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

What makes you think it hasn't already happened?

 

 

 

Hopefully we have some interns working on  hacking LSU's machine, see if we can't find their preferred patterns as well as throwing some finger-breakers as needed...

[BabaYaga 15632]

"Tactical" tittays....

[Fuck Tim Beck 3905]

Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom. 

[Tex Long 4697]

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom. 

That would be the Rhythmic Slapping Sounds option, sir.

[markstanco 12819]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

On Collin's YT channel they stand next to the juggs during a competition.  Too lazy to look for it. 

[LoneStarBiker 145]

This is not what I thought it was. I am disappoint. 

babyinbunnysuitonswingmeme.gif

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

[mulletpelini 5228]

[TexasGolf 5467]

quality thread.  will return

[Loco 3754]

[closetojumping 65565]

This is already perhaps the single greatest thread ever to appear on the football board and we're still on page 1.

[ButtFumble 5297]

needs a setting for 3 yards short of a 1st down when it is 3rd down

/s

recent Texas OCs

[GoldAppleCorps 630]

If you enter the code "up-down-left-right-GDGD" on the home screen, it will float a high ball towards the sidelines while simultaneously summoning a Tesla from the parking lot to smash into your ribs just as the pass gets there.

Yay, science!

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Edited January 22, 2020 by crimsonlonghorn
Fixed link

[Masshole Horn 823]

Participated Threads.

[WBT 21040]

It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this thread

[JFKFC 4978]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this thread

Film.

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film.

[WBT 21040]

Jerry says film.  Elaine says movie when she goes to the EEOC to complain.

[Zavala 1384]

BEEP BEEP put me in coach BOOP

[Txslnghrns 1360]

[Hornius Emeritus 12851]

I'm told there's a "Greg Davis" setting that throws the ball three yards short of wherever you program it to go. 

[BabaYaga 15632]

MOAR BEWBS!

[DanTheHorn 5093]

So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls? Cash twins were great.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13440]

This thread is delivering.

[Mileslong 4814]

That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled

[mulletpelini 5228]

7 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls?

This man will provide any and all variables and endless possibilities

[Tex Long 4697]

6 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled

but maybe a little bit gruntlish?

[TreatyOak 17439]

Edited January 22, 2020 by TreatyOak