Awesome JUGS machine

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

she looks like her face lost an argument with a shovel

[mulletpelini 5225]

10 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

she looks like her face lost an argument with a shovel

fify

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

[SurlyBDR 23153]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2020 by SurlyBDR

[tbone_ 14448]

I have a friend that sings in a Led Zeppelin tribute band

That’s no easy job.

[DallasGatr 216]

If she needs to head for a stripper retirement home I’ve got just the place....

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 4/15/2020 at 8:31 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

Tits?

[Kennythetiger 9627]

No, those are birds.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Tits?

Oh man.....the tree in the forest.  Well done!

[Nivek 17415]

Moar polo hat please

[LTtxfan 50005]

4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Tits?

One of my favorites not listed...

 Your "indicators" are on...

[TrashMaster G 18094]

On 4/12/2020 at 12:02 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:

🤢🤮

[ut1978 48]

On 4/15/2020 at 6:31 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

Sweater-puppies?

[tbone_ 14448]

Cans
Yabos
Bazookas

[Loco 3754]

[tomahawk dunk 375]

milk sacks

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

On 4/16/2020 at 9:49 PM, DallasGatr said:

If she needs to head for a stripper retirement home I’ve got just the place....

Pop a top, again...I’ve just got time for one more round...

[SurlyBDR 23153]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mulletpelini 5225]

She's got a few threads unraveling from her bikini top, WNB

[NeverMarryAStripper 22302]

It is under quite a strain

[mulletpelini 5225]

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It is under quite a strain

I will not be her huckleberry

[tbone_ 14448]

This could be my new favorite thread.

[mininghorn88 2336]

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

This could be my new favorite thread.

What? You are just now coming to that conclusion? Day one page one for me.

[tbone_ 14448]

I need to be woo’ed

[Hate 20249]

 

Damn. I love those freckles on her nose.

[Hate 20249]

 

 

Stupid tapa double post, but I’m leaving the picture.

[Nuge 2032]

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

In my head this is Brie Larson

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

5 hours ago, Hate said:

 

Damn. I love those freckles on her nose.

 

That’s a sun burnt nose that’s about to start peeling. Now, back to the topic....

Edited April 30, 2020 by ImissWallyPryor

[mr. sunshine 2859]

I haven’t seen Captain Marvel but surly tells me Brie Larson is terrible. Nonetheless there’s somethings I’d like to put my fingers on just to be sure 

[CosmoDog 389]

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?

Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?

Renaissance ... over-boob

Late 20th century ... side-boob

Early 21st century ... under-boob

What pray tell is next?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22302]

Full boob

[Dennis Taylor 19356]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Full boob

[nineliveslost 3008]

On 4/29/2020 at 4:21 PM, Nuge said:

In my head this is Brie Larson

except Brie Larson is a worthless dirty cunt

[Bogeywon 2548]

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

except Brie Larson is a worthless dirty cunt

Gonna need some background here....

[mr. sunshine 2859]

Thanks for most of the visual contributions to this thread. They’re very soothing especially during this time of national emergency

[stork642 4511]

3 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Gonna need some background here....

[LTtxfan 50005]

[Loco 3754]

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[mulletpelini 5225]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

[Sejjr 3250]

42 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

Camel Toe filter working well. 

[Boogaloo 268]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

So many damn filters sacrificed on her face and chest bud, no way to tell what she looks like 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

I wonder if these girls know that they are well endowed and that guys enjoy staring at their big bosoms?  Just kidding....we know.

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?
Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?

Renaissance ... over-boob
Late 20th century ... side-boob
Early 21st century ... under-boob
What pray tell is next?

An awesome jugs machine

[Kennythetiger 9627]

A chubby redhead?  Thank you, Jesus. You’ve been very kind. 

[LTtxfan 50005]

 

 

The Horn  @TheHornATX

1h

Our friends at The San Marcos Twin Peaks Restaurants are now open. Stop by and enjoy a 29 degree draft brew.  #ScenicViews

 

 

[mulletpelini 5225]

Those mugs are almost jugs

[nnm 37908]

 

[tbone_ 14448]

Well isn’t that clever

[Tex Long 4665]

34 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Well isn’t that clever

But not particularly jugular...