Awesome JUGS machine

[Cairn Horn88 8038]

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Well isn’t that clever

I’d prefer what I thought it was.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’d prefer what I thought it was.

Did not click, for that very reason. As far as I'm concerned, it really was what I thought it was. I believe that's how religions get started, and I can think of nothing better to worship.

[USNALonghorn 4964]

This thread got me like...

[LTtxfan 48691]

                   HOWDY...

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20302]

[mulletpelini 5206]

 

[Cairn Horn88 8038]

52 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

Throws like a girl!

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

55 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

[nnm 35513]

 

[Eggo 3973]

On 7/16/2020 at 11:28 AM, mulletpelini said:

 

Okay, but what can she do when the pocket collapses? 

[Tex Long 4269]

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Okay, but what can she do when the pocket collapses? 

I got sumpin right here, fill that pocket so it ain't gonna collapse...

[Eggo 3973]

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I got sumpin right here, fill that pocket so it ain't gonna collapse...

Got any eligibility left? 

[Tex Long 4269]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Got any eligibility left? 

I was on scholly '61 to '65. Wasn't NCAA sports, so... 

[Eggo 3973]

11 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I was on scholly '61 to '65. Wasn't NCAA sports, so... 

How are your jugs? 

[Tex Long 4269]

13 minutes ago, Eggo said:

How are your jugs? 

Jugs be fulla wildcat.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

How are your jugs? 

he's a typical surlyhorns.com poster

so, voluminous and saggy

[Tex Long 4269]

16 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he's a typical surlyhorns.com poster

so, voluminous and saggy

My jugs are mostly gallon and quart, dunno that I'd call them voluminous, unless your comparison is to an ass-pocket. Saggy, definitely not - all stoneware.

[Earl Haffler 568]

On 5/3/2020 at 12:50 PM, CosmoDog said:

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?

Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?

Renaissance ... over-boob

Late 20th century ... side-boob

Early 21st century ... under-boob

What pray tell is next?

back boob

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

I wouldn't want to be in the same zip code when that string finally gives out

[CosmoDog 298]

On 7/21/2020 at 8:20 AM, Earl Haffler said:

back boob

That’s just wrong.

[Tex Long 4269]

4 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

That’s just wrong.

You ain't never lived in a haouse that useta have wheels, have ya?

[Nuge 1945]

I would like to protest these recent additions.  They are not worthy of this thread.  Focus people.

[Dennis Taylor 18548]

Earl,

You should post less

[LTtxfan 48691]

Back on track...

Edited July 23, 2020 by LTtxfan

[Steel Shank 9328]

I’d say most of the more attractive babes on this thread are what I like to call “wheelhouse” for ol’ Steel Shank. I’d hit them with everything I got, and I do believe they’d enjoy it. Mightily.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I’d hit them with everything I got.

So minimal interaction?

[Tex Long 4269]

28 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So minimal interaction?

You've spelt "manual" incorrectly.

[Steel Shank 9328]

Y'all are just jealous.

[TrashMaster G 17268]

On 7/24/2020 at 4:20 AM, Steel Shank said:

I’d say most of the more attractive babes on this thread are what I like to call “wheelhouse” for ol’ Steel Shank. I’d hit them with everything I got, and I do believe they’d enjoy it. Mightily.

So... females with tits?

[Steel Shank 9328]

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So... females with tits?

Pretty much.

[SurlyBDR 22381]

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Debuting my new avatar where it belongs....Back in fourth grade I read an SRA about this new teen star named Phoebe Cates who was not that much older than me and I got morning wood before class and had to shuffle over to my desk with the old books held in front maneuver. And this was before I even had hair on them...Two years later I got to see her on the big screen when I was in sixth grade and I am surprised I didn't check out via massive coronary event at 12 or 13. 

[TrashMaster G 17268]

21 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

GodDAMN!

[mulletpelini 5206]

On 7/26/2020 at 10:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

 

 

[Tex Long 4269]

On 7/26/2020 at 10:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

She seems to be equipped with a spigot, but is it natural or implanted?

[nnm 35513]

9 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

She seems to be equipped with a spigot, but is it natural or implanted?

Bidet thread is over there ——->

[Dennis Taylor 18548]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Bidet thread is over there ——->

the spigot is facing the wrong way to be a bidet

[SurlyBDR 22381]

Y'all. Chill out. Clearly, it's piss

[SurlyBDR 22381]

[Hate 20043]

Y'all. Chill out. Clearly, it's piss

Well, it would appear she is championship level hydrated then.

[Cairn Horn88 8038]

On 7/21/2020 at 8:20 AM, Earl Haffler said:

back boob

That’s gotta be List-eater!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

looks more like she ate list eater

[Cairn Horn88 8038]

On 7/21/2020 at 8:20 AM, Earl Haffler said:

back boob

Hard to tell if she’s coming or going.

[LTtxfan 48691]

Wake up...

 

 

Edited August 25, 2020 by LTtxfan

[LTtxfan 48691]

The for this pic @SurlyBDR 

[Dennis Taylor 18548]

And, we're back!

[SurlyBDR 22381]

Bat signal received.

[TrashMaster G 17268]

11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Bat signal received.

When I see big jugs like that with 12 year-old boy hips I am thinking bolt-ons.

[SurlyBDR 22381]

-able, don't care 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

When I see big jugs like that with 12 year-old boy hips I am thinking bolt-ons.

I’m thinking they’d have to bolt them back on after I finished with her.