This Year's NFL Draft Will Take Place On the Water in Vegas

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Going to be transported to the stage by boat

 

[Domedriver 655]

Hope they all can swim!  Imagine being drafted and drowning on your way to the podium.

[GotThatFire 166]

Jfc

[tx 3 putt 76422]

LuLz 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

2 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Hope they all can swim! 

Very racist !

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Well - thats just about the dumbest fucking thing I've seen.

[Zavala 1384]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Very racist !

[Upgrayedd 5806]

 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well - thats just about the dumbest fucking thing I've seen.

I've seen dumber, but this idea definitely wants to fight about it. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Drowning goodell would be a great start. Then kiper, then berman. 

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

And the half the strip for 2 days

[michaelpshayes 417]

Idiocracy 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

[C-Man 27070]

[Native Horn 3492]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

I read that NFL will require about 23 days to construct the stage and whatnot.  And man, April is a great time to go to Vegas because of the weather.  

[RPM 26236]

9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I read that NFL will require about 23 days to construct the stage and whatnot. 

Yep, going to to divert strip traffic to a 2 lane street and shut down construction on the North end. It's gonna be a cluster.

[Continental Op 3934]

"Coming to us live from the Circus Circus kiddie pool is NFL Network correspondent Rafael Septian!"

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I miss the old days when it was in a ballroom at a hotel and they had spin dial phones at every table calling the guys they drafted. Draft was way more exciting than this shit.

[markstanco 12519]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Drowning goodell would be a great start. Then kiper, then berman. 

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

[Thetexashammer 1062]

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

Drowning is too merciful.

[Saint Tacky 1610]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well - thats just about the dumbest fucking thing I've seen.

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

You stand corrected.

[Trey3216 15325]

This is some Beijing Olympics level obnoxious 

[mininghorn88 2270]

Just for this I am hoping for an unsuspected torrential rainstorm, dust storm, or a plague of locusts to descend upon the festivities.  The NFL is getting too cute.  I can just hear the marketing folks playing this up and using the latest buzzwords to get this across the line.

I see the point in having it in Vegas to get the excitement coming for the upcoming season in Vegas.  Makes you worry on what they will do once the season gets here.  Will the latest house magician make the team suddenly appear out of thin air?  Tumble in like Cirque Soliel acrobats? Maybe heralded in with topless showgirls?

[Boogaloo 268]

Will the boat start taking on water and slowly sink when the browns draft pick is being transported to the stage? 

[Native Horn 3492]

Hell, I'd be happy with the 2017 and 2018 number one picks for them.

[SurlyBDR 22659]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

JERRY FUCKING JONES PLEASE 

[Iceman 2644]

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were in Vegas, I’d be pissed about the fountains being shut down that weekend.

Bring back the pirate ship and blast Goodell.

 

Make Jerrah walk the plank...

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Berman
Goodell
Kiper

This works too. Heck, we get enough bodies in there, they won't need boats. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

I'd bet the Bellagio fountain pool is less than 42" deep and pontoon boats are needed to not mess up the fountain show equipment.

Edited January 21, 2020 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

10 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I'd bet the Bellagio fountain pool is less than 42" deep and pontoon boats are needed to not mess up the fountain show equipment.

4 foot at the edge, 13 foot in middle.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21782]

You sound like a man who got drunk and went swimming in the fountain

[Neonmoon 38127]

Yeah...because they needed to make it longer between picks 

[Deej 76581]

They will be missing an opportunity if they don't have Johnny Football floating around out there in an inflatable swan.

[Incredulity 11563]

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

Pontoon Boat?

What are they going to do with a Pontoon Boat?

Retake Omaha Beach?

 

 

[Constant 6722]

I look forward to the first round wrapping up around 3am. 

[SaucyJack 3487]

Guess they think they're too good for O'Sheas.

 

[Iceman 2644]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

4 foot at the edge, 13 foot in middle.

Like South Austin's mom...

[demos 2992]

Regarded this idea is

[Saint Tacky 1610]

Why not just put the players on a giant roulette wheel and each team receives the player where their spin stops? 

Random chance might actually be an improvement for the Browns.

Edited January 22, 2020 by Saint Tacky

[Zepol87 9172]

41 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Guess they think they're too good for O'Sheas.

 

I'm not. I'll check it out

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Can they bring back the treasure island pirate battle and have them fire shots at it?

[JFKFC 4878]

Cajun Navy will try to escort Joe Burrow, yadda yadda yadda, 11 toothless coonasses drown.

[ButtFumble 5159]

[EuroHorn 3204]

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

[Wild Bill 324]

19 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

Don't be giving him any ideas. 

[RPM 26236]

7 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Jerruh is going to use his own boat to bring the Cowboys picks to the stage 

 

Mike McCarthy looks good as a Skipper. Not so sure about his OC.

Edited January 22, 2020 by RPM

[Iceman 2644]

Spaulding as Gilligan?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

I hope a pontoon propeller takes out one of the Bellagio sprinkler heads shutting it down for 2 weeks

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I think the only question left to answer is who is gonne be the sticker bitch for this shitshow?

Edited January 22, 2020 by HOOK'EMHOOAH

[Homercles 10205]