This Year's NFL Draft Will Take Place On the Water in Vegas

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

12 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Cajun Navy will try to escort Joe Burrow, yadda yadda yadda, 11 toothless coonasses drown.

[Hmbre97 6297]

Anybody getting 12 year contracts?

[aggie08 21436]

1st Thought: Does Vegas really need the money?

2nd Thought: Who the fuck still watches the draft? Your phone will tell you who was drafted where in 3 seconds and save you 3 hours (or 3 days) of watching talking heads and ex-players sucking everyone's dick.

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

1st Thought: Does Vegas really need the money?

2nd Thought: Who the fuck still watches the draft? Your phone will tell you who was drafted where in 3 seconds and save you 3 hours (or 3 days) of watching talking heads and ex-players sucking everyone's dick.

Everyone watches the draft these days.  It's basically an its own industry now.  I don't get it either, but regardless the NFL has monetized the shit out of it.  It's some sort of battered fan syndrome.  Everything about it screams stupidity and failure, but people still tune in.  The typical NFL fan is not a smart man.

[Escapedgoat 90]

 

Someone should wear an outfit like MacArthur and walk to the stage through the water

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Goodell is about 25 years late with this gimmick.

[NAVY 6739]

Slow stupid pontoon boat is going to be like watching paint dry. This is regarded 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

I thought radio city music hall was a nice location for it.  I didn’t watch it or care about it but I’m still right.

I hope it ends with Clair de Lune like the end of Oceans Eleven.

[Iceman 2644]

5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

And the Cowboys, Giants and the Lions.

Let's not be cruel and only hate on Cleveland for their shitty picks. Plenty of hate to go around. Sure Cleveland runs the shitty pick world, but others compete.

the real debate is whether players suck BEFORE they got to Cleveland...

[Vertigo 20267]

23 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Drowning goodell would be a great start. Then kiper, then berman. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

23 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Drowning goodell would be a great start. Then kiper, then berman. 

Can they include the 1972 Miami Dolphins?

[NowThis 931]

[CooterBrown 17926]

[CooterBrown 17926]

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

https://twitter.com/BearFlagFan/status/1219690231433256965?s=20

 

rounds 5-7

 

Edited January 24, 2020 by ChiTownDoc
Fucking imbedding, how does it work?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

They gonna fill the fountain wif Brawndo?

 

 

[Armybrat 40751]

On 1/21/2020 at 3:11 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

I miss the old days when it was in a ballroom at a hotel and they had spin dial phones at every table calling the guys they drafted. Draft was way more exciting than this shit.

Sonny, those were called rotary phones,

[1leggedduck 443]

On 1/21/2020 at 2:48 PM, Gene Parmesan said:

I like how it's a pontoon boat. I mean that's probably the most logical choice for this idiocracy given the open deck layout, but still in the artist rendering couldn't they draw something more badass.

Maybe it will be one of those tri-toons with a 300 Yamaha, that thinks its a real boat. Rev that bitch up and let's make us some memories! Could make all of Evil's wrecks outs look like child's play. But no, it'll be a Bass Buggy with a 40 horse chugging out to the stage. It will take forever. What a dumb fucking idea. The draft is way past out of hand.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

If I was a player I wouldn't want to show up for this bullshit.

[wood 11183]

On 1/21/2020 at 7:14 PM, ButtFumble said:

Best. Show. Ever.

[Fozzz 152]

Not a single longhorn in PFF's post-Senior Bowl top 100 big board.

https://www.pff.com/news/draft-2020-nfl-draft-pff-top-100-big-board-update