Houston Texans Offseason 2020

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

Brilliant move to take over play calling today. O’Brien knows when to push all the buttons.

[elfenix 34,189]

Maybe the county judge shouldn't have let anyone into that building just to spare them

 

 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

YaY BoB.  Doing such great work.

[Pantiesdrawer 4]

That was a catch. Refs have no understanding of football, and it should be shameful for the National football and TV commercial league. But it's ultimately irrelevant,  because Texans would have lost anyway. 

[Brothahorn 10,085]

Fucking Fraud.

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

Narrator: Except it wasn’t a catch

[Asithappens 974]

BoB is a PoS.

[ztejas 43,267]

What we really need in the draft is a future first ballot HoF possession wide receiver that could make even the worst quarterbacks in the NFL look competent.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

What we really need in the draft is a future first ballot HoF possession wide receiver that could make even the worst quarterbacks in the NFL look competent.

Why so Jackass can trade him for a washed up running back?

[tx ind 7,004]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What we really need in the draft is a future first ballot HoF possession wide receiver that could make even the worst quarterbacks in the NFL look competent.

[Harrison Stafford 3,327]

0-16.  We got this.

[Pasken 1,309]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What we really need in the draft is a future first ballot HoF possession wide receiver that could make even the worst quarterbacks in the NFL look competent.

Can't really do that. Miami has our 1st and 2nd round pick in the draft next year. 

[Nicole44 22,028]

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Can't really do that. Miami has our 1st and 2nd round pick in the draft next year. 

Damn.  Miami liking this then. 

[ztejas 43,267]

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Can't really do that. Miami has our 1st and 2nd round pick in the draft next year. 

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...

 

[Asithappens 974]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...

 

Good god.

That statement is Trumpesque in its stupidity.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...
 

BoB must be in Mensa, too.

[ztejas 43,267]

3 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...

 

I don't know. The quote on Fuller after week 2 that I posted upthread is stiff competition.

[ztejas 43,267]

deshaun probably wondering it it's too late to opt out 

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

5 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...

 

Hahaha oh man this is too good to be real haha I’m dying.

[Pasken 1,309]

If any of you guys live in Harris county you should sign up for citizen communication for their next meeting and make a case for the county looking for any legal way to force a sale of the team given how much public money is in the stadium.  

[Murfdogg21 4,412]

So Miami will receive 2020 #26 overall, 2021 #1 and #33 overall for Tunsil, Stills, and 2021 6th rounder. My gawd. 

[ztejas 43,267]

On 9/21/2020 at 3:25 PM, ztejas said:

BoB on Fuller

“I don’t know,” O’Brien said. “We’ll have to find out, but, I don’t know, but I think it’s — we’ll have to figure that out. I don’t know that. I’ll probably know that tomorrow, you know better, know better what to tell you tomorrow.”

Here is the Fuller quote I was talking about. For posterity.

[Macklemore 2,870]

37 minutes ago, Pasken said:

If any of you guys live in Harris county you should sign up for citizen communication for their next meeting and make a case for the county looking for any legal way to force a sale of the team given how much public money is in the stadium.  

That and the fact that they NEVER open the God damned roof that we taxpayers paid for. The weather was perfect today. The roof should be opened. We spent an additional $50 million on a retractable roof that the McNair family refuses to use. Rooting for harsher estate tax laws to come into being after the election to force their hand to sell when she croaks. Say no to the McNairs and their fat, fuck, drunk son.

[TexArcher 37,538]

50 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BoB has given some tremendously tonedeaf statements in his time here, but this will be his pièce de résistance. He could coach here ten more years and never top this one...

 

I'm gonna try that at my job.

You know, Mr. And Mrs. Client, I tried to come up with a financial plan that would make sure you never ran out of money, but it just didn't work.  My bad.

[Asithappens 974]

57 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Can't really do that. Miami has our 1st and 2nd round pick in the draft next year. 

Can you imagine how this must affect team morale?

They suck this year and there's no payoff in the draft.

 

[Brothahorn 10,085]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

That and the fact that they NEVER open the God damned roof that we taxpayers paid for. The weather was perfect today. The roof should be opened. We spent an additional $50 million on a retractable roof that the McNair family refuses to use. Rooting for harsher estate tax laws to come into being after the election to force their hand to sell when she croaks. Say no to the McNairs and their fat, fuck, drunk son.

Especially when attendance is limited for corona. It's the least you could do.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Here is the Fuller quote I was talking about. For posterity.

Either cocaine or a concussion.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

When the Vikings traded Diggs they had enough horse sense to get a 1st round draft pick. They drafted a WR to replace what they lost. Guess who had 103 yards receiving and helped his team win? Meanwhile D Johnson had 93 yds total for the losing team.

[Deej 76,584]

47 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

So Miami will receive 2020 #26 overall, 2021 #1 and #33 overall for Tunsil, Stills, and 2021 6th rounder. My gawd. 

Did Houston not have a #1 to package with Hopkins?

[Brothahorn 10,085]

 

 

Owners, Management, Coaches, Players all just a bunch of losers. 0-4 and being picky about a guy who could help your sorry ass. 

[ztejas 43,267]

9 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Owners, Management, Coaches, Players all just a bunch of losers. 0-4 and being picky about a guy who could help your sorry ass. 

ET has more talent in his left nut than anyone in our secondary has in their entire body. 

Would've been too much accountability I guess.

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

It blows my mind how a guy like BoB can blow this bad and is given more and more power. He has to have some serious blackmail of epic proportions on some higher ups.

[Deej 76,584]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It blows my mind how a guy like BoB can blow this bad and is given more and more power. He has to have some serious blackmail of epic proportions on some higher ups.

McNair likes putting his micro peen in BoB's chin hole. 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Deej

[Dennis Taylor 18,713]

5 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Team has quit on BOB.  0-4?

Gone?

Who is going to can him, the GM???

[Rip76 4,915]

Eric Bieniemy.

[Ignatius 4,002]

41 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Eric Bieniemy.

So much the right choice, meaning it can only be Josh McDaniel....

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Also the dolphins have the Texans 1st and 2nd rd pick this year, right?

Edited October 5, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Pasken 1,309]

58 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Also the dolphins have the Texans 1st and 2nd rd pick this year, right?

Yep. They could make the playoffs and get the top pick. 

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

Eric Bieniemy.

This is all that matters, now.

[Js1 85,141]

Omg omg omg

 

[Js1 85,141]

Fired from both jobs

Romeo is in the interim

[Pasken 1,309]

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

He taught me how to watch, fight and pray, fight and pray
And live rejoicing every, everyday

Oh happy day

He taught me how

Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)

[tx 3 putt 76,434]

Buuuuuh——Bye !!!!!!!

[Hate 20,104]

Holy shit!!!!

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,630]

lincoln riley To Texans 

urban to ou. Book it. 2020 ends with a boom 

[Hook1997 5,291]

That’s about 3 years late...   about time

[Gourmand 7,774]

holy fuck

I'm shocked. in the best way.

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[Js1 85,141]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/30046191/texans-coach-bill-obrien-says-not-concerned-job-0-4-start

That aged poorly.

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Texans coach Bill O'Brien says he's not concerned about job after 0-4 start

 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Glad he got the chance to take the picture with Kubiak and Capers yesterday.