Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Had a rough talk with grandma, no more of her famous bat soup.

 

Had an easy talk with my buddy. No more rusty trombones, midget or regular.

[CleverNickname 1320]

2 new cases in HK, no china contact. So it is spreading there, locally. S. Korean woman picked up a case travelling to Thailand. 

 

 

[MissingInAction 25110]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Shitting yourself would work, too.

It does.

[Bevo 13579]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I'm not one to argue with the NIH but that isn't what the numbers are showing. There is no easy calculation, but it looks like it is in the 10% range. Either way, that's not good.

Now that I read the article, it is even more confusing to me. It is hard to argue with the Head of Allergy and Infectious Disease at the NIH but I really don't think 25% of people infected require intensive care. Plus the same department head said that the numbers of infected are much higher than being reported. And part of his reasoning was that many people show minor symptoms. I am positive that he is correct with those comments. But, it would mean that his 25% number has little chance of being correct.

[NoName 16355]

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Alex Jones:  So a bioweapon that favors Asians, leaked by an Asian bio-research lab?

 

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

False frag operation

False frog operation

[Doc Reeves 6434]

8 hours ago, RayDog said:

I am talking about all of them. Unfortunately parasitic infections  are so common here that I gave up the habit of sticking my tongue up their ass, but I would hate to give up the other. Unfortunately the dwarf, she has a normal body type, has gotten chubby (39 kilos) since I saw her last year. She never lost the weight she gained when she had her son two years ago.

I have a cough now, but I think it is bacterial based on the sinus congestion so I am taking antibiotics and staying home. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

10 hours ago, RayDog said:

I am talking about all of them. Unfortunately parasitic infections  are so common here that I gave up the habit of sticking my tongue up their ass, but I would hate to give up the other. Unfortunately the dwarf, she has a normal body type, has gotten chubby (39 kilos) since I saw her last year. She never lost the weight she gained when she had her son two years ago.

I have a cough now, but I think it is bacterial based on the sinus congestion so I am taking antibiotics and staying home. 

 

L-I-V-I-N

[Mikey4 2476]

What about the oral--pussy route? That's what I need to know.

As long as you're not infected, he should be fine.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

@RayDog has the most interesting life on here. Fights the scientific establishment for decades and then gives it up to eat out midget asses in The Philippines. We need a memoir at some point.

[Loco 3752]

I think you mean memorial

[Carl Spackler 3486]

10 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.

Where have I heard that before?

[Bevo 13579]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

@RayDog has the most interesting life on here. Fights the scientific establishment for decades and then gives it up to eat out midget asses in The Philippines. We need a memoir at some point.

Probably not much midget ass eating. I hear it takes 2 midget asses to equal one full size ass.

Edited February 4, 2020 by Bevo

[Beau Vine 54258]

I was at the Phoenix Open with 200K other people Saturday, then spent Sunday night on a plane, and now I have a cough and a 102 degree fever.  Been nice knowing you assholes...  

[Sbbruin 21861]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I was at the Phoenix Open with 200K other people Saturday, then spent Sunday night on a plane, and now I have a cough and a 102 degree fever.  Been nice knowing you assholes...  

[StruggleBus 3922]

26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I was at the Phoenix Open with 200K other people Saturday, then spent Sunday night on a plane, and now I have a cough and a 102 degree fever.  Been nice knowing you assholes...  

Judging by the women that attend the 16th hole at the WMO, you probably just have syphilis. 

[Cajun 11719]

39 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Where have I heard that before?

This virus will never quit.  Ever.

What ya gotta do is fall back with superior firepower (pause) and superior intelligence.

And that's all she wrote!

[InkaUtexas 26000]

DDT China style. 

 

[HOOKEM4 5038]

What are they spraying? Bleach??

[Lerka Lerka 1087]

It's piss. 

[elfenix 34322]

i really hope there's a huge sound truck at the front of that line playing that music

[atomheartbevo 89735]

6 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

What are they spraying? Bleach??

It’s a trap

[BrickHorn 18239]

Fucking China.  Why can’t they spread noxious chemicals through high-altitude commercial airliners like all the lizard people-controlled governments in the West?

Edited February 4, 2020 by BrickHorn

[Brisketexan 105160]

27 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

DDT China style. 

 

If that was Houston circa 1978, there'da been a shitload of us riding our bikes right behind those trucks.

[gsoda3 3263]

how many trucks is that back to back?  seems redundant and highly inefficient. 

 

also that caption says "let's go yi chang!" like one would say "let's go horns!".  kinda odd.

[Loco 3752]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If that was Houston circa 1978, there'da been a shitload of us riding our bikes right behind those trucks.

explains a lot really

[HouTex 1884]

If that was Houston circa 1978, there'da been a shitload of us riding our bikes right behind those trucks.

Loved the smell of DDT. You could hear him coming from several blocks away and every kid was out of the house in no time.

[Brisketexan 105160]

explains a lot really

I know, right? All of my eggs have abnormally thin shells.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

21 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

how many trucks is that back to back?  seems redundant and highly inefficient. 

Either some party official came up with this idea as a way of trying to make his bosses or the people think he's actually doing something (when he's not).

Or something has them freaked the fuck out.

I'm leaning towards the former.

[Bevo 13579]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Either some party official came up with this idea as a way of trying to make his bosses or the people think he's actually doing something (when he's not).

Or something has them freaked the fuck out.

I'm leaning towards the former.

Why not both gif

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Either some party official came up with this idea as a way of trying to make his bosses or the people think he's actually doing something (when he's not).

Or something has them freaked the fuck out.

I'm leaning towards the former.

[DoobieWah 1448]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I was at the Phoenix Open with 200K other people Saturday, then spent Sunday night on a plane, and now I have a cough and a 102 degree fever.  Been nice knowing you assholes...  

 

No wreaths will be sent without a death certificate.

No exceptions!

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/03/asia/coronavirus-doctor-whistle-blower-intl-hnk/index.html

Wuhan Doctor Who Was Punished for Warning of Coronavirus Outbreak Has Been Infected

...On January 10, after unwittingly treating a patient with the Wuhan coronavirus, Li started coughing and developed a fever the next day. He was hospitalized on January 12. In the following days, Li's condition deteriorated so badly that he was admitted to the intensive care unit, and given oxygen support.

On February 1, he tested positive for coronavirus...

...he told CNN over a text message on WeChat -- he was coughing too much and breathing too poorly to speak over the phone.

After 3 weeks so far in intensive care.  34-y.o.

Edited February 4, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Beau Vine 54258]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I was at the Phoenix Open with 200K other people Saturday, then spent Sunday night on a plane, and now I have a cough and a 102 degree fever.  Been nice knowing you assholes...  

Update -- This shit is amazing:

It was something like $165 for two pills, but completely worth it.

[Bevo 13579]

Has he been sick since January 11 or did he recover and get sick again?

Edited February 4, 2020 by Bevo

[Brisketexan 105160]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Update -- This shit is amazing:

It was something like $165 for two pills, but completely worth it.

That's fake news.  I heard the Chinese already quarantined Xofluza, a city of 17 million.

[Bevo 13579]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Update -- This shit is amazing:

It was something like $165 for two pills, but completely worth it.

Tamiflu is generally covered. It is great for the flu but has no activity against the coronavirus.

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

4 hours ago, Loco said:

I think you mean memorial

Fire up that wreath fund again!

[BrickHorn 18239]

53 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Tamiflu is generally covered. It is great for the flu but has no activity against the coronavirus.

Tamiflu also reportedly causes hallucinations.  Not sure if it was the flu or the medicine, but the last time I took it I had very intense visions while falling asleep.  Not sure I’d take it again.  

[Cajun 11719]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I know, right? All of my eggs have abnormally thin shells.

Well, they've gotta be a bit pliable or your gills would break through when you exhale.

 

[Cajun 11719]

10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Tamiflu also reportedly causes hallucinations.  Not sure if it was the flu or the medicine, but the last time I took it I had very intense visions while falling asleep.  Not sure I’d take it again.  

Dude, just put on Dark Side of the Moon and lean into that MF'er.

[InkaUtexas 26000]

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Dude, just put on Dark Side of the Moon and lean into that MF'er.

But that is where the super secret Chinese lab is, or so I hear. 

[Cajun 11719]

Shit, now I've gotta head up to CVS and buy a shitload of Tamiflu.

Edited February 4, 2020 by Cajun

[justhookit 4191]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Has he been sick since January 11 or did he recover and get sick again?

According to the article he was hospitalized Jan12 and tested positive Feb1. Not clear whether he wasn’t tested till then or if there is just that much of a backlog. No wonder the numbers don’t add up.

[F250 28786]

17 hours ago, RayDog said:

I am talking about all of them. Unfortunately parasitic infections  are so common here that I gave up the habit of sticking my tongue up their ass, but I would hate to give up the other. Unfortunately the dwarf, she has a normal body type, has gotten chubby (39 kilos) since I saw her last year. She never lost the weight she gained when she had her son two years ago.

I have a cough now, but I think it is bacterial based on the sinus congestion so I am taking antibiotics and staying home. 

 

 

[RollLeft 5045]

On 1/31/2020 at 1:42 PM, Somnio said:

Yeah, those numbers are bad.

But imagine 19 million Coronavirus illnesses, with about 10 million hospitalizations, and 190,000 deaths in addition to the flu virus numbers.

Pretty fucking horrific death toll, and the effects on the economy and lives will be devastating.

I was searching this thread for pharma stock tips,  nothing.  Gilead for anyone interested.  You're welcome.  

[BrickHorn 18239]

50 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Dude, just put on Dark Side of the Moon and lean into that MF'er.

It wasn’t like they were fun visions. More like aggressive, hostile faces.  The kind of thing that makes you jolt awake.  

[Brisketexan 105160]

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It wasn’t like they were fun visions. More like aggressive, hostile faces.  The kind of thing that makes you jolt awake.  

[Neonmoon 38129]

Speaking of hallucinations. Fun game 

Chug a bottle of NyQuil and see how long you can stay up 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Speaking of hallucinations. Fun game 

Chug a bottle of NyQuil and see how long you can stay up 

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