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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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I just ran out of tapatio. 


Happy I found this at the hardware store two weeks ago.

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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23 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I just ran out of tapatio. 

condiment prepping is usually over looked 

Fortunately have had this marinading since last season.  Gonna throw it in the blender.

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21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Shooting in Cedar Park this morning. Looks like the husband killed the wife because he was so tired of her

"Your honor, we find the defendant Not Guilty."

 

So they were having fun and then having not fun.

 

Allergies are in full swing. Totally fine until I walked the dog. Throat swole, eyes puffing up, and I cant take my usual cocktail of drugs because they inhibit the immune system.

 

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Allergies are in full swing. Totally fine until I walked the dog. Throat swole, eyes puffing up, and I cant take my usual cocktail of drugs because they inhibit the immune system.

 

Sames.

WTF San Antonio?

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San Antonio Aquarium was ordered shut twice on Saturday by the Leon Valley Police Department after officers found the business open to the public despite an emergency declaration amid the coronavirus pandemic, police said.

The aquarium had received multiple warnings from the police but still had refused to close, officials said.

Stay up to date on the latest coronavirus news with mySA.com:

“Earlier in the week we personally advised them that they could not be open to the public, but were allowed to have no more than 9 employees present to care for and feed the animals,” Leon Valley Police Chief Joe Salvaggio said.


Police were first called to the aquarium early Saturday to find the aquatic-theme business open to the public with multiple patrons inside – violating Texas, Bexar County and Leon Valley emergency declarations.


The owner, who was not present Saturday, had ignored their warnings and refused to shut down the establishment, police say. So officers issued the aquarium a citation and ordered the manager to immediately close.

Later Saturday afternoon, Salvaggio said officers returned to find more than 15 people at the aquarium for a birthday party, as well as ten employees.

Police again cited the manager and cleared out the aquarium.

Salvaggio said that if the owner violates the ordinance one more time, police will be “forced to revoke their certificate of occupancy and chain the entrance doors.”Salvaggio also said he is seeking additional charges against the owner.

“The owner of the San Antonio Aquarium put the citizens, and now my officers in danger with his reckless actions,” Salvaggio said. “The last thing we want to do is to have to enforce laws that have been put in place for the health, safety and welfare of the public. We ask for voluntary compliance as the laws are in the best interest of the public as a whole.”

 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So they were having fun and then having not fun.

 

Totally worth it bro, totally worth it.  I banged this hottie 9.5 and then me and Bailey ran train on this 8 who had all the tricks.  We Eiffel Towered 

Wait, you beat Legacy? Or you finished a month/round? How many sessions?
(awesome game btw)


We just started and we’re 1-1. On to February.

Italy clocks in with 651 in the last 24. Down, slightly, from 793. 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF San Antonio?

 

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So they were having fun and then having not fun.
 


Least surprising development thus far
18 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Vitamin C and Zinc (without citrate). Follow manufacturers recommendations. Even the data on that is not great but better than nothing. Use Tylenol not NSAIDS at least for Covid. Otherwise everything else over the counter is just symptom treatment and will do nothing to speed recovery or prevent complications.

I would love to say that this “root” and that “extract” would help but there is not good evidence to put a lot of hope in those substances. I don’t mind them if they don’t cause harm and don’t give someone a false sense of security if the illness gets more serious.

Will any of these work?

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They will be eradicated. 


By The Eradicator?

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About a month ago, a family member that is a chef gave me a huge 750mL flask of one month fermented Carolina reaper hot sauce. They occasionally did crazy stuff like that at the restaurant.

You only need a couple of drops in anything. And you take coronavirus type precautions around it (wash hands after handling, DON'T touch your face, etc.).

It has been a lifesaver.
3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF San Antonio?

 

I bet he had that GameStop motivation. Stay open or go under in less than a month.

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I cant take my usual cocktail of drugs because they inhibit the immune system.

Maybe not all of them. 
 

Viagra (sildenafil) is being tested on 10 people of both sexes for likelihood of remission or progression. The drug’s ability to dilate blood vessels may help fight lung inflammation in COVID-19.

https://blogs.plos.org/dnascience/2020/03/19/can-existing-drugs-treat-covid-19-from-viagra-to-thalidomide-to-cough-syrup/

Italy clocks in with 651 in the last 24. Down, slightly, from 793. 

I mean... better than the other way. See what happens tomorrow I guess
5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Maybe not all of them. 
 

Viagra (sildenafil) is being tested on 10 people of both sexes for likelihood of remission or progression. The drug’s ability to dilate blood vessels may help fight lung inflammation in COVID-19.

https://blogs.plos.org/dnascience/2020/03/19/can-existing-drugs-treat-covid-19-from-viagra-to-thalidomide-to-cough-syrup/

Your post needs Viagra so we can see it

2 hours ago, Brew said:

Rumor mill says TN is going to go into a mandatory shut down tonight at midnight. We’ll see if it happens as the governor said yesterday there would be no mandatory closures. Everything would have been so much simpler if we would have just gone into a federally mandated lockdown a week ago. We would be half way through with an end in sight. Instead this shit just drags on and on with no end game.

With an end in sight? How so? This isn't ending until most of us get it or there is a mass produced vaccine. 

20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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ever had their tequila? least think its the same company, maybe not. but its legit.

36 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Worldometers reporting 88 deaths today in the US. Ugh. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
 

previous high was upper 50s.  This site seems to operate on GMT time as opposed to local, so a “day” is slightly skewed locally but doesn’t matter in the long run. Also I imagine they are listing the death as the date it’s announced not necessarily when it occurred.

They shifted half the numbers from yesterday to today. I'm not sure why that happened, but basically the day changed and 2,500 new cases move to "today" as did 40 deaths. So, the numbers for today will look inflated because of that. 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Will any of these work?

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Don’t patronize the icon that is @Angry Gorilla in this manner. 

They shifted half the numbers from yesterday to today. I'm not sure why that happened, but basically the day changed and 2,500 new cases move to "today" as did 40 deaths. So, the numbers for today will look inflated because of that. 

Oh that won’t be confusing at all
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

They shifted half the numbers from yesterday to today. I'm not sure why that happened, but basically the day changed and 2,500 new cases move to "today" as did 40 deaths. So, the numbers for today will look inflated because of that. 

Docs are pretty busy, maybe they aren’t filling out their TPS reports in a timely manner?

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

They shifted half the numbers from yesterday to today. I'm not sure why that happened, but basically the day changed and 2,500 new cases move to "today" as did 40 deaths. So, the numbers for today will look inflated because of that. 

Their “day” appears to shift at 7pm central so perhaps they are trying to solve that issue. Americans can be dense about understanding GMT for international websites.  “How can it be tomorrow when it’s not even 10pm?”

as long as they’re not double counting, or keeping it to a minimum, a single days number doesn’t matter. Once again, there isn’t a central clearinghouse for this data. It’s piecemeal at best.

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9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Maybe not all of them. 
 

Viagra (sildenafil) is being tested on 10 people of both sexes for likelihood of remission or progression. The drug’s ability to dilate blood vessels may help fight lung inflammation in COVID-19.

https://blogs.plos.org/dnascience/2020/03/19/can-existing-drugs-treat-covid-19-from-viagra-to-thalidomide-to-cough-syrup/

The thought of me being intubated while a raging hard protrudes through my hospital gown is the laugh I needed today.

5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Don’t patronize the icon that is @Angry Gorilla in this manner. 

The cure is worse than the disease.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The thought of me being intubated while a raging hard protrudes through my hospital gown is the laugh I needed today.

Protruding from the front or back of the town?

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21 minutes ago, G650 said:

Sames.

The last two weeks in Houston have been record high levels of pollen.  The rains have hopefully knocked this down for a few days.  I’m living on over the counter allergy meds.

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The thought of me being intubated while a raging hard protrudes through my hospital gown is the laugh I needed today.

I can picture an ICU ward stuffed to the rafters with patients, all gasping for air as they  valiantly try to crank one out for the last time. 

26 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Allergies are in full swing. Totally fine until I walked the dog. Throat swole, eyes puffing up, and I cant take my usual cocktail of drugs because they inhibit the immune system.

 

Has a real doctor told you not to take them, or just message board idiots?  Throat closing up isn’t something to fuck with. Your chances of dying if your throat closes and you can’t breath are much higher than if you catch the corona virus, even if you’re old. Listen to your doctor

46 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I had a patient who said all the homeless people in San Francisco disappeared.

Soylent green....... it's just folks....

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I can picture an ICU ward stuffed to the rafters with patients, all gasping for air as they  valiantly try to crank one out for the last time. 

just need to turn the vent up to 11 before starting

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I can picture an ICU ward stuffed to the rafters with patients, all gasping for air as they  valiantly try to crank one out for the last time. 

That’s when the head nurse really earns her, or his, stripes. 

Had this happen for the first time in the last couple weeks.  Whole new level of suck these days...

 

I found a nice bedtime story for the parents to tell their little ones during these difficult times...

 

9 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Has a real doctor told you not to take them, or just message board idiots?  Throat closing up isn’t something to fuck with. Your chances of dying if your throat closes and you can’t breath are much higher than if you catch the corona virus, even if you’re old. Listen to your doctor

ISWYD

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

I do believe density, climate, age, economic standing, cultural norms are going to be found to be big players in this once it's all said and done from the perspective of where it explodes and where it simmers/burns.  That said if density is a big factor good luck with continuing on the recent societal push to embrace density.

Tell that to the urbanists on the skyscraper forum. 

I can picture an ICU ward stuffed to the rafters with patients, all gasping for air as they  valiantly try to crank one out for the last time. 

Coming and going at the same time
12 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Has a real doctor told you not to take them, or just message board idiots?  Throat closing up isn’t something to fuck with. Your chances of dying if your throat closes and you can’t breath are much higher than if you catch the corona virus, even if you’re old. Listen to your doctor

No, I am the idiot behind this decision.

Left a vm with my PCP for direction.

Just now, BigDHornfan said:


Coming and going at the same time

gives a whole new meaning to autoerotic asphyxiation

Rand Paul has the corona.

On the outskirts of Lubbock in one of the old strip liquor stores, there is now a "gaming/bingo/slot machine" joint. Not sure what goes on in there, but I drove past it at 5 a.m. yesterday morning and there wasn't room to fit another car in the parking lot. Had to be at least 50 people in a 2000 sq ft building. Not sure what goes on in there but I doubt it involves social distancing.

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Rand Paul has the corona.

Good fuck him. That's what he gets for holding up passage of assistance over his bullshit amendment that had ZERO fucking chance of being taken up.

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