Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

[gmr548 16,482]

We have more than enough pigs and cattle, but not enough healthy labor to get them dead, dismembered, and delivered 

Sounds like a good match for the protesters that supposedly want to work, yeah?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I checked for bandanas a couple of weeks back online when I wasn't having any of luck locally and it was ridiculous.   So I went to Walmart and bought the old fashioned cloth diapers.  I think I paid around$4 for a package of 3 dozen.

Should have just gotten maxi pads and stuck 'em to your face.

[Royalfan5 2,348]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Sounds like a good match for the protesters that supposedly want to work, yeah?

I don’t know how badly I would want them around a bunch of sharp knives and bone saws 

[Nicole44 22,027]

My main curiosity is wondering what types of jobs the protesters actually have. 

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

How do y’all not know this movie?

 

I don't know but Katharine said to tell you hello.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

38 deaths in Lubbock County, that is more than Travis county and just behind Bexar, Tarrant and Dallas. 

Nursing homes got hit really bad and then this morning there is a report that the biggest nurse home in town just had 2 staffers and 1 resident test positive. Lubbock may see 100 deaths come Mid-May.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My main curiosity is wondering what types of jobs the protesters actually have. 

I wonder about that for nearly every poster on this site. 

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

I run Texags  for a living.

[DDD Dad 14,243]

Are you high or something? You have been babbling like a fool making no sense all day.

[South Austin 52,105]

1 minute ago, Bash Riprock said:

I run Texags  for a living.

Hi, Billy.

[Dilligas 664]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Damn. You and your avatar again...

Evidently avatar lives around Blanco and my neighbor works at H-E-B in Bulverde. Caused quite a stir with the ladies while shopping a few months ago. Some guys never lose it. Bastards!

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

Edited April 22, 2020 by BBQ2Bayou

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

What time is the klan meeting, racist?

[Hanrahan 1,306]

I have some surgical masks and will give a couple to anyone willing to come to west Houston - Katy Freeway and Beltway 8. Don’t know if the mask shortage has been largely resolved in the last two weeks.

[Shaddie 1,637]

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/04/22/texas-gov-greg-abbott-says-visits-to-hair-salons-and-shopping-inside-stores-could-be-coming-soon/

 

Awesome. Wife texted me and said Georgia was going to open hair and tattoo parlors. I was looking at flights and tattoos and if I get shitfaced enough to get a tat I might not care about my hair.

[MissingInAction 24,807]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh sure. Speaking of...need to get on my United Airlines app and track my next mule from Columbia. 
What’s your excuse? 

Meth Dicks in his ears at all times.

[dcbc 14,398]

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

Edited April 22, 2020 by dcbc

[RayDog 682]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

It can be the first symptom if she was infected in the eye first. Get it checked. 

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So you're shitfaced?

*Rimshot deej.....

Started out shartfaced, then things took a turn for the worst...

[dcbc 14,398]

2 minutes ago, RayDog said:

It can be the first symptom if she was infected in the eye first. Get it checked. 

That's what I read.  She did.  Doc thinks it's just pink eye (until there are other symptoms).   Fingers crossed, all the same.

Edited April 22, 2020 by dcbc

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

34 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

today i learned BBQ2Bayou is Gordon Ramsey.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Apparently isolating family units together in their homes does not slow the spead in arkie, if you know what i mean

It's because family members in arky been spreading them for each other for years, know what I mean Vern?

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Should have just gotten maxi pads and stuck 'em to your face.

Tried it.... can't breathe through those damned things.

[gmr548 16,482]

11 minutes ago, dcbc said:

So the wife (no pics, preverts) has pink eye.  We're fairly sure (due to lack of fever, respiratory crap, cough, and the fact that we haven't been anywhere) that it's not covid induced.  But that shit sucks nonetheless.

Pool boy farted on her pillow.

[dcbc 14,398]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Pool boy farted on her pillow.

But we don't have a pool?

 

Wait a minute!

 

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

9 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

today i learned BBQ2Bayou is Gordon Ramsey.

Or the pedo suit meme guy 

[Js1 85,085]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh sure. Speaking of...need to get on my United Airlines app and track my next mule from Columbia. 
What’s your excuse? 

Why is your mule coming from South Carolina or Missouri? 

[Js1 85,085]

Or NYC I guess 

Edited April 22, 2020 by Js1

[EuroHorn 3,204]

This should be cool. 
 

https://abc11.com/society/blue-angels-thunderbirds-to-perform-air-shows-honoring-health-care-workers/6123124/

 

[Treefidy 1,463]

8 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Shit - 3 bills for a family of four to get 5 days' protection. Normally I'm all "fuck it" on shit like this but that even gives me pause.

May need to invest in some blue shop towels.

I Have P100 resps and like the n95 they have a bladder air release, filtered in, unfiltered out.  I bet plain old dust masks or bandanas do equally or even better than those.  Thats considering the likely rarity of floating virus in the public (here anyways) and that masking in public is mostly about preventing sick/non symptomatic from spreading, over actually protecting the large majority from inhaling virus.   

[AgentZero 19]

51 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Tried it.... can't breathe through those damned things.

 

i had no problem breathing.  but when i took them off, it looked like i earned my red wings.  must've been doing something wrong.

[Cajun 11,675]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

True that. To be fair didn’t realize The Boz posts here. His tailgate near LBJ is sweet. Even though he is kinda old and shit he’s probably the nicest person I’ve met that was a Sooner.

Easy now sugar britches.

[InkaUtexas 25,486]

Undefeated? 

Two pet cats have tested positive for coronavirus in New York state, the first pets in the US to contract the infection, say officials.
The felines, which are based in two different parts of New York state, both had mild respiratory symptoms, but are expected to recover.
Scientists think it unlikely that a pet could transmit coronavirus to a person.
Previously, seven lions and tigers at the Bronx Zoo tested positive for the virus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52390769

 

[Deej 76,524]

27 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

This should be cool. 
 

https://abc11.com/society/blue-angels-thunderbirds-to-perform-air-shows-honoring-health-care-workers/6123124/

 

As long as they stay six feet apart.

[Deej 76,524]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Undefeated? 

Two pet cats have tested positive for coronavirus in New York state, the first pets in the US to contract the infection, say officials.
The felines, which are based in two different parts of New York state, both had mild respiratory symptoms, but are expected to recover.
Scientists think it unlikely that a pet could transmit coronavirus to a person.
Previously, seven lions and tigers at the Bronx Zoo tested positive for the virus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52390769

 

Undefeated?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

That's what I read.  She did.  Doc thinks it's just pink eye (until there are other symptoms).   Fingers crossed, all the same.

Did she eat that booty like groceries?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

 

[Message Board User 12,389]

 

[atomheartbevo 89,396]

23 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

Pro tip: The lines at Central Market on north Lamar seem to be shorter later in the day.  Not sure if this holds true for other stores or not.

Yeah, the olds in the area around there seem to do their shopping earlier in the day.

I like to jog around the ponds/filtration system behind that Central Market, and it's been cool to see long take-out/drive-through lines at Taco Shack (and Rudy's has stayed busy as well).

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What we, I mean, you gents should be concerned about is that Cinco de Mayo actually falls on a Tuesday this year! And we are in like fucking Covid isolation shit. Taco Fucking Tuesday! 

I hate it when cuatro de cinco falls on a Monday. 

[Your Mom 4,791]

2 hours ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Old tee, cut off sleeve, put on head. 

Do you wear it under the helmet when you're cruising the LA freeways with Ponch?

Edited April 23, 2020 by Your Mom

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,380]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

As long as they stay six feet apart.

They only the Thunder Birds will be allow to fly.  
 

Fly Navy!
 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Fuck.  Wife and kids have half-adopted this neighborhood stray the neighbors cared for before they moved.  Been nice knowing everyone.

[Anastasis 23,390]

Fuck cats. 

[Hate 20,103]

Fuck cats. 

Get money?

[Rimbo 25,766]

So, y'know how they say washing hands for 20 seconds is 2 "Happy Birthday"s?

It's also one "Texas Fight" up to the break:

Texas fight, Texas fight
And it's good-bye to A&M (5 sec)
Texas fight, Texas fight
Let's put over one more win (10 sec)
Texas fight, Texas fight
For it's Texas that we love best (15 sec)
Hey, Hey, the gang's all here!
And it's good-bye to all the rest! (20 sec)

Research has concluded that this also helps to prevent Soonerpneumonia and Aggie "Whoop"-ing Cough.

[NorthLoop 14,082]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

NYC FRIENDS: zomg there's a hurricane hitting us. 

EVERYONE ELSE: Hey remember that ACTUAL hurricane that hit us?

[CleverNickname 1,291]

Question: it appears we can social distance well enough to flatten the curve, and not slam hospitals so bad that they get overwhelmed. But over the next 18-24 months... like 70% of people are still going to get the 'rona, right? 

[Hanrahan 1,306]

Only if you like loose women.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

Only if you like loose women.

They’re all loose if your small enough.

 

Wait, what I meant to say was, none of them are loose if you’re big enough.