CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk

[UDontKnow 10450]

Declared a border crisis to access funds for a wall much quicker than before declaring coronavirus crisis. Sad!

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I wonder how many Shaggy posters have it...with or without knowing it.

[SmokeyTheBear 5568]

I freaked a little when he pulled that card from his pocket at the end. 

['stache 21887]

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

[alincoln 2385]

This woman has seven snipers on her

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Ohhhh we needed an entire overhaul of our testing procedures. Noooo wonder it's taken so long. With tears in my eyes, thank you Donald! 

[NAVY 6747]

I thought the orange shit they dip him in was antiviral, no? 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Unbuttoning ain’t gonna help, you fat bastard.

sweating out that fever

[Biff Tannen 45747]

She seems very confident in what she's saying.  NOT.

[Goredho 17421]

Who is this bitch blowing Trump on national TV?

[Brisketexan 105409]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ohhhh we needed an entire overhaul of our testing procedures. Noooo wonder it's taken so long. With tears in my eyes, thank you Donald! 

I had no idea that you were a big burly man straight from central casting.  Interesting.

[jimmyjazz 46207]

Fauci is the only one of these fuckers who doesn't look like an abject moron.

[LTbear 4171]

So this isn't as bad as HIV in the 80's? Thanks lady. 

[DixonHur 11393]

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

[UDontKnow 10450]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Listened for 10 seconds. He reads off the paper, then goes all causual off script to mumble some nonsense that I think he thinks sounds smart. Everytime I hear him I'm in awe that 63,000,000 people think he's great. Just blows my fucking mind.

[Loco 3754]

so the bench mark here is a faster response than HIV ...  Well that's a really high fucking bar.

 

Tests brought to you "at unprecedented speed"   fuck right off lady

[LTbear 4171]

Shitting on the Korea tests. Fuck her too. 

[Biff Tannen 45747]

Just now, DixonHur said:

I just realized that declaring a national emergency basically gives him the dictatorial powers he wants...I'm sure he'll use them responsibly...

Furk

Oh, it's gonna be a scene man.

[tantric superman 4668]

Dow going up.  This lady's got it!

[LTbear 4171]

Needs the picture book so Donny can understand. 

[UDontKnow 10450]

Who is this lady that is speaking?

[jimmyjazz 46207]

"We unleashed the power of the private sector."

Well, except for that part where you rejected their request for approval weeks ago.

[SmokeyTheBear 5568]

lol my god

stop holding up a god damn graph 

jessssssus this is clown shoes

[Biff Tannen 45747]

She's very excited about this chart.

[4th&Five 41596]

this is the shit that should have been done 2 months ago!  WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!?!?!

[Pancho 45044]

 

[Biff Tannen 45747]

We live in idiocracy.  Sweet motherfucking christ.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

lol my god

stop holding up a god damn graph 

jessssssus this is clown shoes

Lulz that middle school flow chart was amazeballs. 

[Zavala 1384]

Small mounts not curves! 

THE SMALLEST MOUNDS GUYS!

[Goredho 17421]

Trump turns over the mic to Fauzi making sure he touched it all over the spit screen.  He's dead.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

 

[GopherRock 1770]

Greatest retailers? JFC

[mdmost 43056]

Thank you, Mr. President. Please don't touch me. 

[Woland 749]

Doug not touching the microphone.

[Zavala 1384]

Fuck Walgreens, CVS is at least half-assed competent 

[heso 2816]

Don’t shake that mother fucker’s hand. He’s spreading covid everywhere. 

[Biff Tannen 45747]

Doug from Walmart.  Well I feel better.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Just now, GopherRock said:

Greatest retailers? JFC

Celebrities! Walmart and Walgreens, what are your plans?!? 

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5568]

Did Trump shake that dudes hands and give him the corona? At a national emergency alert about the fucking corona???!!!

[tantric superman 4668]

And now, say hello to Elizabeth Holmes, from Theranos....

[Continental Op 3934]

Target:  It's walmart for basic white girls!

[DanTheHorn 4966]

Handshake with Trump. Walmart guy better wash his hands.

[UDontKnow 10450]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Doug from Walmart.  Well I feel better.

Jake from State Farm is much more competent.

[tantric superman 4668]

No handshakes!  Jeez!.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Senegal testing right now

[workswithseed 2115]

3 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Dow going up.  This lady's got it!

It's almost like he needs to shut the fuck up.

[pacman 7371]

Wait, I thought Trumpcans are boycotting target for its bathroom policies?

[washparkhorn 9939]

Just now, tantric superman said:

And now, say hello to Elizabeth Holmes, from Theranos....

Wouldn't that be perfect. 

[Pig Bellmont 8739]