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Posted
10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

NPR is my sole source of broadcast news.

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

I think they are the ASMR OGs

Posted
52 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

The one who I can't even listen to say her name is Nadia Hamdan. I'm sure the problem is with me, but it's like nails on a chalkboard.

Posted
48 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

You miss the greatest of all if you're not in the Pacific NW: "I'm Thom Kokenge". Curiously it's pronounced "Tom Cocaine".

Posted
1 hour ago, Loco said:

 

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

In what material way does that matter?  (also everyone knows this)

Posted
13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

 

uh, that's not using an abundance of caution.  Affected people are reportedly highly contagious for 2-3 days before any symptoms appear.  If you don't reduce your social contacts by 80% and use a high level of caution...you do the math.

Posted

Looks like he’s headed to the course after this. Wearing a hat in the briefing room is a new one. I imagine if Obama had done it Fox would have been cool with it. 

Posted

Does he have to wear a hat when his staff doesn't have  the requisite time to sculpt that ridiculous fucking straw bale perched on his head?

Posted
57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

First COVID-19 case found in Columbus. Some guy caught it on a cruise. 

Buckeye Cruise for COVID? 

Posted

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

Posted
Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He must be very confident that we don't experience a large increase in deaths

He also said we’d have zero cases soon. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

He’s a narcissistic moron.  People are dying, the market is down like 15% in the past month, and he’s all jazzed there was one good day.  He’s a walking Aggy moral victory.  Fuck this stupid clown.  

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Posted
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

As of this time there have been 50 deaths...could have been many more...lot of good decisions.

What a fucking idiot.

“We’re going to get that number down to zero.”  Remember that?

Posted (edited)

He just said he's been talking about how urgent this is from the beginning. 

And oh my god his explanation on hand shaking. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

wait til Pence takes stage and initiates Operation Fellatio

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