CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk

[conVINCEd 21469]

18 minutes ago, Loco said:

He's good / reasonable.  I think he used to be a Navy pilot.  Worth a follow imho

Aviator.  They are called Naval Aviators.

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Aviator.  They are called Naval Aviators.

squids

[Homercles 10206]

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

NPR is my sole source of broadcast news.

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

[Loco 3752]

9 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

I think they are the ASMR OGs

[WhatTheBuck 28787]

First COVID-19 case found in Columbus. Some guy caught it on a cruise. 

[Tex Long 4401]

We also had an 82-year-old die. Apparently slipped and fell in the shower. Mayor considering ordering all domestic water suppplies turned off.

[Loco 3752]

Mulligan?

 

[HenryJames 66082]

Oh.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

Reporter with a 99.9 was refused entry.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2678]

52 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

The one who I can't even listen to say her name is Nadia Hamdan. I'm sure the problem is with me, but it's like nails on a chalkboard.

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

48 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  It seems unusual names and unique cadences to closing out your file is a requirement even at the local level. 
 

<heavy gravitas> “I’m Jack SPEAR”

<vocal fry>”Audri McGlinchy...<long pause before breathless finish>...KUT news”

“I’m very serious and I’m Lakshmi Singh”

“YUKINAGUCHI NPRNEWS”

 

 

You miss the greatest of all if you're not in the Pacific NW: "I'm Thom Kokenge". Curiously it's pronounced "Tom Cocaine".

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[Blotto 23543]

1 hour ago, Loco said:

 

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

Pence's insistence on rectal thermometers must be awkward. 

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Are there still people in the media that are unaware that this is just a bot that repackages dotard's tweets? 

In what material way does that matter?  (also everyone knows this)

[washparkhorn 9939]

Press conference starting now. 

[triplehorn 2664]

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

 

uh, that's not using an abundance of caution.  Affected people are reportedly highly contagious for 2-3 days before any symptoms appear.  If you don't reduce your social contacts by 80% and use a high level of caution...you do the math.

[washparkhorn 9939]

Trump there. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Looks like he’s headed to the course after this. Wearing a hat in the briefing room is a new one. I imagine if Obama had done it Fox would have been cool with it. 

[Blotto 23543]

Does he have to wear a hat when his staff doesn't have  the requisite time to sculpt that ridiculous fucking straw bale perched on his head?

[Jive Turkey 12617]

My 8 year old nephew has a bigger vocabulary than this clown. Easily. 

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

Why is he wearing a fucking hat?

[NWBuck 8571]

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

First COVID-19 case found in Columbus. Some guy caught it on a cruise. 

Buckeye Cruise for COVID? 

[washparkhorn 9939]

Diverse group up there today. 

He watches his reviews. 

[LTbear 4170]

Why is my fucking computer audio not working. What's the orange moron saying?

[Jive Turkey 12617]

Bragging about the stock market record. That’s all he’s talking about. What a dick. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Rambling about how great his speech was for the stock market. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

That's why he had this briefing.

To brag about the stock market.

 

Fuck this puto.

[washparkhorn 9939]

I am a World Record Holder in the stock market!

[Jive Turkey 12617]

Let’s do a record five times a day!

[Blotto 23543]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Rambling about how great his speech was for the stock market. 

Check back with us on Tuesday, Donald. 

[triplehorn 2664]

not even a pep talk.  detached from reality

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

What's up with his right eye?

[Jive Turkey 12617]

Attacking the Federal Reserve. 

[Red Five 40862]

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

[Jive Turkey 12617]

“It came out of China. We didn’t expect it. It’s nobody’s fault.”

[GhostOfTomJoad 9331]

As of this time there have been 50 deaths...could have been many more...lot of good decisions.

What a fucking idiot.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5793]

He must be very confident that we don't experience a large increase in deaths

[4th&Five 41558]

 

[Jive Turkey 12617]

“We’ve created a bunch of new stars.”

[4th&Five 41558]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He must be very confident that we don't experience a large increase in deaths

He also said we’d have zero cases soon. 

[Jive Turkey 12617]

Trump says he  took the test. 

Edited March 14, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

He took the test.

 

Says the delay was needed to give him time to study.

[BrickHorn 18237]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

He’s a narcissistic moron.  People are dying, the market is down like 15% in the past month, and he’s all jazzed there was one good day.  He’s a walking Aggy moral victory.  Fuck this stupid clown.  

[BrickHorn 18237]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

As of this time there have been 50 deaths...could have been many more...lot of good decisions.

What a fucking idiot.

“We’re going to get that number down to zero.”  Remember that?

[Red Five 40862]

He just said he's been talking about how urgent this is from the beginning. 

And oh my god his explanation on hand shaking. 

Edited March 14, 2020 by Red Five

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

He looks like a trapped animal right now

[BrickHorn 18237]

Haha.  He’s tried twice to leave for the Oval Office and can’t pull himself away from the media Q&A.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9331]

Considering restrictions on air travel within the US.

[Blotto 23543]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of these briefings are just backslapping and self congratulations? 50? Trump standing up there just bragging about how great everything is. 

wait til Pence takes stage and initiates Operation Fellatio