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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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KC mayor instituted a 30 day stay at home order starting Tuesday. Mrs. MO is already working from home. We have minimal staff at our office and I've been one of those not working from home. That probably changes Tuesday. 

Focusing on the important issues. 

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I bet they hatefuck on the table right on top of the turkey and mashed potatoes.

Go on...

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on...

2 words

Gravy

Lube

I work at a startup with a total of 9 employees.  While we are all working from home for the next two weeks, it would be trivially easy for us to limit total on-site personnel to 5 or less at all times.  Few of us interact with each other much anyway, as our job descriptions are very distinct.  I myself have a large office to myself, and I might as well be at home half the time I'm at work.

I really don't see us instituting a "don't go into the office under penalty of death" rule any time soon.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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This was before Renfield whispered in his ear to play the racist angle for his fellow oompa loompas to salivate over. 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

If we get to the point where doctors have to make a decision on who gets a ventilator and potentially lives and who doesn’t and dies, I sincerely hope that they check patient’s social media accounts and factor that into their decision. If you’ve been tweeting about this being a hoax or liking Dotard’s speeches about this being an overblown flu, maybe you should move to the back of the ventilator line.

This is a little psychotic. Maybe if we’re talking about someone like Johnny Sack who should know better, then maybe. But if we’re talking about someone born into a conservative family in a conservative milieu and was not gifted with the resources to overcome those impediments, then no, that would be wrong.  You would be killing them for circumstances beyond their control. 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:
Atlanta airport this morning. 

 

 

 

 

How In the hell has domestic travel not been suspended. Maybe suspend flights that are within 500 miles of each other (full days drive)

I’m sure it will be soon enough. We have to wait first for the damage to be done though. 

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

This is a little psychotic. Maybe if we’re talking about someone like Johnny Sack who should know better, then maybe. But if we’re talking about someone born into a conservative family in a conservative milieu and was not gifted with the resources to overcome those impediments, then no, that would be wrong.  You would be killing them for circumstances beyond their control. 

Ignorance is a choice. Choices have consequences.

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Ignorance is a choice. Choices have consequences.

This is like saying Hindus in India should burn in Hell for not accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior.  People are a product of their environment 

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

This is like saying Hindus in India should burn in Hell for not accepting Jesus as their Lord and Savior.  People are a product of their environment 

A large subsection of our population chooses to live in their own alternate reality. Fine, but when they’re faced with reality, let’em rot.

The president is a danger to America and needs to be removed immediately. 

Its all been fun and games for the last 3 years. It ain’t fun and games no more. He needs to be removed immediately. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Actually it’s been a lot of treason and cover up of treason.

Well yeah but this is even worse. We are about to lose more lives than China did. 

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Actually it’s been a lot of treason and cover up of treason.

And kids in cages.  We deserve everything we get from trump's incompetence and malice.

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Mardi Gras was a bad idea this year.

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You know when disaster strikes New Orleans or Florida next time, we'll still help them but it's gonna have to come with some fucking caveats.  Like you can't do social distancing at Mardi Gras, then head to Spring Break, then come back for Jazz Fest and cry about how abandoned you are.  Quit fucking touching each other, like we need more Floridians anyway.  

34 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

You gotta watch all the way through.  

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The Republican governor of West Virginia (Jim Justice) held a briefing regarding WV's COVID-19 cases. I'm not familiar with Justice, but I did like one of his constituent's takes on the governor's talk:

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Federal law enforcement document reveals white supremacists discussed using coronavirus as a bioweapon

 

https://news.yahoo.com/federal-law-enforcement-document-reveals-white-supremacists-discussed-using-coronavirus-as-a-bioweapon-212031308.html

If there were ever a group in whose hands biological weapons would be utterly useless, particularly where they have to do the "weaponizing," it's white supremists.

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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Well, almost all of us knew once we started testing, the numbers would skyrocket.

David Green (Hobby Lobby) is the dipshit who bought a bunch of counterfeit Dead Sea Scroll artifacts for his "bible museum".

Fuck that guy.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

That’s on Dollar Tree.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Doxx that bitch. We need to go after all hoarders with extreme prejudice.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Doxx that bitch. We need to go after all hoarders with extreme prejudice.

Ya.  We need to get on this.

let me know what happens.  I’m watching Live PD

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

a true piece of shit 

10 hours ago, triplehorn said:

Striking real time evidence of flattening the curve --> KY vs. TN 

To be clear, the KY Governor is the opposite of a Trumper or Mitch acolyte.

 

 

How Moscow Mitch gets re-elected, will take all credit for this 

17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

I’m watching Live PD

Dad?

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Dad?

County Law!

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Hobby Lobby owner David Green is telling store managers to stay open despite the pandemic because his wife had a vision from god. He also warns they'll all have to "tighten their belts" soon. His net worth is $6.4 billion—hourly employees don't get paid sick leave. #COVIDIOT

 
Trump is using the release of COVID19 funds as a swing state campaign strategy. Florida, a state that won't even close its fucking beaches, got 100% of what they asked for. Oregon got 10% New Jersey got less than 6%. This evil motherfucker
6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have no idea what you talking about.

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