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  On 8/21/2021 at 5:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

 
 
 
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Waiting to get the vaccine until they get an answer from god?

How about the divine answer of hard numbers: data shows that the unvaxxed are 11X more likely to die from COVID than vaxxed people.

What kind of fucking “answer” are they waiting for?

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I talked to God last night and he told me he is getting pretty fucking tired of these idiots and threatened to kill all of them for their sheer stupidity.

I eventually got him to calm down and talked him off the ledge and he said he would wait and see what happens and what they eventually did. 

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worries about the long-term consequences of the vaccine

Worries about it but doesn't bother to seek out legitimate information. Meanwhile doesn't worry about actual Covid being way fucking worse than the vaccine. Seems about right for this crowd.    [insert Napoleon Dynamite IDIOT gif] 

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I want to try to convince some people on the Internet that Lenny Dykstra's saliva is a more effective treatment for Covid than Ivermectin.

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  On 8/21/2021 at 5:00 PM, Brisketexan said:
 
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Waiting to get the vaccine until they get an answer from god?

How about the divine answer of hard numbers: data shows that the unvaxxed are 11X more likely to die from COVID than vaxxed people.

What kind of fucking “answer” are they waiting for?


God, actually screaming right now -

“I SENT THE ANSWER! THE VACCINE! IDIOTS!”
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  On 8/21/2021 at 5:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

 
 
 
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Waiting to get the vaccine until they get an answer from god?

How about the divine answer of hard numbers: data shows that the unvaxxed are 11X more likely to die from COVID than vaxxed people.

What kind of fucking “answer” are they waiting for?

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Two boats and a helicopter 

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Jesus: you shall not put the Lord you God to the test.

OT God: Do not put the Lord your God to the test as you did at Massah.

Paul: Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.

Paul: Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.

Jesus: Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

American Christians: still waiting on God

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  On 8/21/2021 at 9:14 PM, Mole said:
Jesus: you shall not put the Lord you God to the test.
OT God: Do not put the Lord your God to the test as you did at Massah.
Paul: Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.
Paul: Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.
Jesus: Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
American Christians: still waiting on God

American Christians still waiting on becoming Christian.
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  On 8/21/2021 at 9:14 PM, Mole said:

Jesus: you shall not put the Lord you God to the test.

OT God: Do not put the Lord your God to the test as you did at Massah.

Paul: Carry each other’s burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ.

Paul: Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.

Jesus: Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

American Christians: still waiting on God

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Tell them the virus is a pox on them for believing in a false idol in Donald Trump and watch their heads fucking explode.

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Was there an anti-vaxx dumbshit rally at the Texas Capitol today?  Sister casually mentioned she protested something for four hours this morning. She has no other political stance, so I have to assume it was that. 

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  On 8/21/2021 at 11:37 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Was there an anti-vaxx dumbshit rally at the Texas Capitol today?  Sister casually mentioned she protested something for four hours this morning. She has no other political stance, so I have to assume it was that. 

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I'm sorry about your regarded sister

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  On 8/22/2021 at 12:26 AM, atomheartbevo said:
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Late 70s. He's 79, she's 77. Both are still olds. Maybe I missed it, but are they fully vaccinated?

Jesse also diagnosed with Parkinson's disease earlier this year. It hasn't been a good year for him healthwise.

EDIT: Found the answer to my question.

 

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