CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk

[Hookah Horns 3079]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

They're not even trying to hide their corruption. They need to feed at the trough and so they get people out of the way that might blow the whistle on them and slow them down. They are treating this pandemic like the boon it is for them. I don't think there will be elections in November, and if they allow it, it will be because they are rigged. It sucks to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist but shit like this right out in the open convinces me that is what is happening. His crime organization has co-opted our government much like the corona virus co-opts cells. 

I'm shocked how close I am to agreeing with this. 

[DigDug 1649]

34 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Fuck man, that is heartbreaking.

[Dnaguy 11775]

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He will be played by Bradley Whitford when Shitshow: The Movie comes out.

A true fall from grace for Josh Lyman.

[Hookah Horns 3079]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

You should probably read the entire article and understand the entire story before your get triggered. When people say "fake news" it's misleading bull shit like this headline that gets CNN this bad reputation. 

What is misleading? Looks like a straightforward factual statement to me. 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

14 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He will be played by Bradley Whitford when Shitshow: The Movie comes out.

Already has a pretty good primer character.

[washparkhorn 9935]

Today's briefing pushed back to 5:30 ET. 

 

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[elfenix 34171]

if any one thing sticks around after this, it should be liquor delivery.

[elfenix 34171]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

acting navy secretary has now resigned.

flying 36 hours and getting yourself fired to own the libs

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

hand jobs

All performed by Trump on himself. 

[Captainant 27450]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

if any one thing sticks around after this, it should be liquor delivery.

If COVID-19 killed TABC's bullshit rules, I don't think anybody would shed a tear

[hayden_horn 11360]

show is on!

[Bozo_Casanova 26279]

Here with go with the fucking presser
https://www.c-span.org/video/?471020-1/white-house-coronavirus-task-force-briefing&live

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Stop referring to it as a war and a military campaign.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

"I will protect you if your governor fails." Oh! So Ron DeSantis?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

And Brian Kemp?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

"Ten drugs in active trials."

[henrygandorf 29175]

he just came half a breath away from saying "eleventy million."

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

I can't believe  Dr. Fauci touches the mic after Trump does.  Oh and that comment has nothing to do with corona virus.

[Anastasis 23395]

I don't think that it can be overstated how much of a lift launching 10 trials, with more to come, and 2 vax already in testing is.  Everybody likes to hate on Pharma, and for good reason, but mobilizing this sort of a response is a pretty awesome thing on their part. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Families getting to know each other.

 

 

 

Poor Baron.

[lemonlime 5503]

Meanwhile, while trump lies, happening in America:

 

[Gap03 3285]

Skorj.  Indastry.  182 countries. 

I might have thought this episode was a re-run if he hadn't updated the number of countries.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I would have more than one sign and none of them would flatter the GOP or the 5 judges either that's for sure.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Travel Ban Bingo space.

Always looking into things. Someone give him a pair of glasses. He does a lot of looking but he never sees. Unless it's a penny in a taxpayer's pocket.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

He is blaming everything on WHO.  He did nothing wrong with the response.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

A hashtag?

 

What. The. Everliving. Fuck.

[hayden_horn 11360]

putting a hold on funding to the WHO. during a pandemic. i mean, whatever. he's trying to blame them for his own inaction and paralysis. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Hashtags!

#PeopleAreDying

#GoAwayTrump

 

[henrygandorf 29175]

announcing a new hashtag!

please, dear citizens, troll trump with this hashtag.  i know you're out there.

[4th&Five 41460]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Who writes his speeches? This is not well written. Or does Trump just mangle some prose and makes it worse?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Ernest Hemingway shout out. Bwahaha. No way that man has read even the short stories.

[Kermit 3128]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Who writes his speeches? This is not well written. Or does Trump just mangle some prose and makes it worse?

Yes.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Follow up and ask him to name one of Ernest Hemingway's works.

[Bullneck 18987]

In case there were any questions:

Outgoing:

 

Incoming:

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Trump always has Trouble With the Curve.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Navarro question. Nobody says "it's going to happen." Orly?

[Zepol87 9171]

I was right btw it will go eventually go away lol

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Reporter quotes back at him on "it will go away" in light of the memos. Trump throws the travel ban distress flag up.

[Red Five 40660]

In case there were any questions:
Outgoing:

 
Incoming:

I’m sensing a pattern. 4,3,2,1.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

The fat cheerleader is having trouble with the Navarro memo questions.

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Navarro question. Nobody says "it's going to happen." Orly?

ha, and he hilariously claims that he never got the memo. no shit, sherlock, you never get the fucking memo.

he also said that he "Didn't go looking for it."

what's the point of navarro writing the memo, unless to alert the fucking president to the fucking threat?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I don't think those reporters read the suggestions by the journalism prof. They really should because he is word salading them again and again.

[hayden_horn 11360]

"i shut it down" except you didn't.

 

[Red Five 40660]

I’m convinced that Trump thinks just the act itself of writing a letter is a fireable offense.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6554]

I don't even know that memo.  Never met that memo.  I take a lot of pictures with memos. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Navarro memo Jan 29. 

Trump never saw it or read it.

Trump implements Chinese "travel ban" Jan 30.

 

They can't let this go.

Edited April 7, 2020 by Grade of D as in David
Keep hammering him on this

[hayden_horn 11360]

hahahaha, he's already walking back suspension of funding to the who. "i never said that." "you did say that." "i said we are going to look at that."

narrarator: he actually said that they were going to put a temporary hold on funding to the who.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Data collection question. This is going to be interesting.