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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

What the fuck it’s happening in here??

It's a weird thing white people do where they claim a certain royal lineage when in reality they are the descendants of hicks that migrated to Texas after their great great grand pappy was wanted for murder and debt in the state of New York.

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

It's a weird thing white people do where they claim a certain royal lineage when in reality they are the descendants of hicks that migrated to Texas after their great great grand pappy was wanted for murder and debt in the state of New York.

My mom was adopted, but my birth grandmother was a New Orleans whore🤷‍♂️

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19 minutes ago, F250 said:

It's a weird thing white people do where they claim a certain royal lineage when in reality they are the descendants of hicks that migrated to Texas after their great great grand pappy was wanted for murder and debt in the state of New York.

 

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31 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

My mom was adopted, but my birth grandmother was a New Orleans whore🤷‍♂️

I'm adopted, too, but for the sake of believing specific genetic bloodlines remain "pure," and to hilarious effect, my birthfather's dad came to Texas from New Orleans. I wonder if he fucked your grandma.

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I was given a 23 and me kit as a gift. I finally did the disgusting spit thing and sent it in mostly as a courtesy of the excited and wonderful people who gave me the gift. 

It didn't work and they asked for another vial of spit. I couldn't be bothered. I just don't care that much and people checking out their bloodlines is kinda how you get to Aryanism. I actually suspect the test did work and they just want to confirm that I'm more lower primate than great ape.

Neither here nor there, but there was some Ashkenazi person that got around in the olden days. Just about every test I hear about includes a few percentage points of Ashkenazi Jewishness. 

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48 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I was given a 23 and me kit as a gift. I finally did the disgusting spit thing and sent it in mostly as a courtesy of the excited and wonderful people who gave me the gift. 

It didn't work and they asked for another vial of spit. I couldn't be bothered. I just don't care that much and people checking out their bloodlines is kinda how you get to Aryanism. I actually suspect the test did work and they just want to confirm that I'm more lower primate than great ape.

Neither here nor there, but there was some Ashkenazi person that got around in the olden days. Just about every test I hear about includes a few percentage points of Ashkenazi Jewishness. 

My old man and I had no Ashkenazi.  My wife does.

I had like .02% North African though.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I was given a 23 and me kit as a gift. I finally did the disgusting spit thing and sent it in mostly as a courtesy of the excited and wonderful people who gave me the gift. 

It didn't work and they asked for another vial of spit. I couldn't be bothered. I just don't care that much and people checking out their bloodlines is kinda how you get to Aryanism. I actually suspect the test did work and they just want to confirm that I'm more lower primate than great ape.

Neither here nor there, but there was some Ashkenazi person that got around in the olden days. Just about every test I hear about includes a few percentage points of Ashkenazi Jewishness. 

I'm adopted, so my wife got it for me on xmas. It's a scam. My adoption records have me as 100% german, but that thing came back as like 95% Brititish with some Irish. Which, ok. The problem is that I logged in 6 months later, and they had "new data" and now suddenly I was like 40% Welsh and 25% French, and a fuck ton of everything else mixed in...in short, they don't know shit. 

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1 minute ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

The "food issue" in this country is that we eat too much beef and that's hurting the climate.

Eat More Venison (and crickets from those Oaxacan restaurants).

WTF "food issue"?!

I'd assume it's the fact that we eat a fuck ton of processed food that is full of checmicals and unhealthy. In other words, he believes our problems are that we have freedom of choice and self determination in what we eat. 

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1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

My old man and I had no Ashkenazi.  My wife does.

I had like .02% North African though.

Anyone who had any lineage from a group along the Mediterranean is gonna have a LOT of things thrown in the mix.  Because those are all maritime cultures.  And sailors are randy, and chicks in port cities were sluts.  Your g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g grandmother was a whore in Marseilles, and your g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g grandfather was a dirty Cypriot with money to spend.

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21 hours ago, bolverk said:

I'm adopted, too, but for the sake of believing specific genetic bloodlines remain "pure," and to hilarious effect, my birthfather's dad came to Texas from New Orleans. I wonder if he fucked your grandma.

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PSA guys said that after the dotard interview (on film), Rogan was asked by some of his dude bros what part of it he didn’t like and he answered “when he started talking about vaccines and how they eradicated polio”, but Rogan didn’t pursue it because he didn’t want to drag it out too long. Basically, Rogan is a complete fucking moron that doesn’t understand medicine or science.  I’m fucking shocked. 

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On 10/27/2024 at 9:32 AM, immamac said:

Helles has been a poster since shaggy days iirc I would say that if your interactions with him were a bit less aggressive it would be far less entertaining but more effective for a conversation. 

I think it's really important that everyone understands what's going on with people like stros and helles especially right now and running them off is not the right thing to do. 

So your saying we're not wrong, we're just assholes?

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you have got to be fucking kidding with this 🤣

https://www.salon.com/2024/11/07/rogan-pleads-with-trump-choose-unity-not-revenge/

 

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Joe Rogan urged Donald Trump to choose unity rather than retribution after his presidential election victory.

In Thursday's episode on his wildly popular podcast, Rogan expressed enthusiasm for Trump's second term, but only if the president-elect could abandon his worst impulses.

“He’s got to unite people. He’s got to not attack the left, not attack everybody, let them all talk their s**t, but unite,” Rogan said.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, mchookem said:

you have got to be fucking kidding with this 🤣

https://www.salon.com/2024/11/07/rogan-pleads-with-trump-choose-unity-not-revenge/

 

 

Look I know I am not going to be liked for this but I don't hate Joe Rogan I don't think he is that bad  we just live in a world with terrible hosts like Alex Jones and Steve Bannon, we need people Trump likes to moderate Donald Trump.

If Rogan pulls it off I would still be thankful, just hope it is done day after day after day.

 

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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

i'm not laughing bc he's bad or evil... i'm laughing bc he is one dumb motherfucker if he thinks Trump is gonna listen to his appeals. like...who does he even think he's talking to?? 🤣 bruh

I disagree the orange turd loves celebrity worship, it is his fundamental flaw. If that is all it takes to survive the next four years without a massive crime against humanity, then I am thankful whenever it happens.

Am I pissed about the endorsement? yeah but it was weak endorsement and a last hour one at that, I don't think it moved the needle. 

That said I am also inclined to agree with you, Trump will be Trump

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On 11/9/2024 at 1:48 AM, mchookem said:

i'm not laughing bc he's bad or evil... i'm laughing bc he is one dumb motherfucker if he thinks Trump is gonna listen to his appeals. like...who does he even think he's talking to?? 🤣 bruh

He's a fucking moron. That he has such a huge audience is not a good look for this country.

https://www.mediaite.com/podcasts/i-want-it-to-be-true-joe-rogan-repeatedly-fact-checked-on-own-show-for-claims-about-dems-paying-millions-to-celebrities/

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Joe Rogan was repeatedly fact-checked by his producer on his own show for claiming that Democrats paid millions to celebrities for endorsements.

The UFC commentator interviewed comedian Jeff Dye on The Joe Rogan Experience in an episode released on Thursday, where the pair discussed how many celebrities endorsed Kamala Harris. The famous podcaster endorsed him for president shortly after Rogan interviewed Trump during the 2024 election.

During the conversation, Rogan claimed Dye jokingly asked Rogan how much money did Trump give the podcaster to endorse him. Rogan said he received nothing from Trump before going on to claim that Harris paid Beyoncé and Eminem millions for their support.

Rogan’s longtime producer Jamie Vernon, then interrupted their conversation to repeatedly highlight that there is no evidence to support the claim that Harris or the DNC gave millions to celebrities for them to endorse Harris:

ROGAN: Bro, Eminem took 1.8.

DYE: 1.8?!

VERNON: How do we know that’s true?

ROGAN: Because I said it and read it on the internet. The fuck is wrong with you?

VERNON: I have not found any evidence that supports this stuff, including some of them being asked and said I was not paid.

ROGAN: I think it’s all legit.

 

 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:


For the garbage people and deplorables, Rogan is their king and Trump is their god.

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:


For the garbage people and deplorables, Rogan is their king and Trump is their god.

This.  Rogan is a fucking idiot.

Put a pin in this: “He’s got to unite people. He’s got to not attack the left, not attack everybody, let them all talk their s**t, but unite."

Within 30 days of Trump going fucking apeshit on his revenge and retribution tour, Rogan will follow up with "he had to do it, you really can't blame him, I'd do the same."

Rogan is a weak, small-minded simp.  He's good at one thing, and it just so happens to be the same thing Trump is great at: feed the masses the pablum they want.  He's a good huckster, a gifted one.  That's it.

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55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Rogan is a fucking idiot.

Put a pin in this: “He’s got to unite people. He’s got to not attack the left, not attack everybody, let them all talk their s**t, but unite."

Within 30 days of Trump going fucking apeshit on his revenge and retribution tour, Rogan will follow up with "he had to do it, you really can't blame him, I'd do the same."

Rogan is a weak, small-minded simp.  He's good at one thing, and it just so happens to be the same thing Trump is great at: feed the masses the pablum they want.  He's a good huckster, a gifted one.  That's it.

Joe Rogan was a shit comic who’s only successful ‘acting’ was playing a complete moron on News radio.

He parlayed that into hosting a show where people drank donkey semen.

And used that cred and bankroll to host and invest in a sport where men in a cage beat the ever living shit out of each other.

His ability to fail upwards just like Trump is what engenders them to his audience.

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Slight different interpretation.   When I used to watch Bevis and Butthead, I knew they were idiots, I just assumed everyone else did.   Now, I don't think we were laughing from the same perspective.    Sometimes the running joke isn't a joke to the stupids.  It is an aspiration.  

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