Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.

[Hefeweizen 5310]

Who puts horse paste in his chicken sandwiches?

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

So has meathead’s nuts fallen off yet or what?

[Celery Man 20933]

my bil is a rogan idiot. one of those Bernie-Trump blue collar pothead dudes who went weirdly maga conservative over the past several years and then wound up in the hospital with covid a month or so back. I'll have to ask him if he ate any horse paste, and if so if his doctor prescribed it for him. Do you spread it on an apple or something?

[Sawbonz 27543]

Let me see if I have the logic correct. These dumb motherfuckers are only eating horse paste because the media is portraying people who legitimately got an ivermectin prescription from their doctor as being horse paste eaters. And the media tells people NOT to eat horse paste. Therefore, since the media is run by Communist China and the far left Biden administration, who are in cahoots with the corporate-communist big Pharma vaccine companies and the communist doctors and hospitals, these Einsteins are doing the opposite of what the media tells you to do and so are eating horse paste?

[WinningIsHard 4028]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Let me see if I have the logic correct. These dumb motherfuckers are only eating horse paste because the media is portraying people who legitimately got an ivermectin prescription from their doctor as being horse paste eaters. And the media tells people NOT to eat horse paste. Therefore, since the media is run by Communist China and the far left Biden administration, who are in cahoots with the corporate-communist big Pharma vaccine companies and the communist doctors and hospitals, these Einsteins are doing the opposite of what the media tells you to do and so are eating horse paste?

[Eskimohorn 5633]

Let me see if I have the logic correct. These dumb motherfuckers are only eating horse paste because the media is portraying people who legitimately got an ivermectin prescription from their doctor as being horse paste eaters. And the media tells people NOT to eat horse paste. Therefore, since the media is run by Communist China and the far left Biden administration, who are in cahoots with the corporate-communist big Pharma vaccine companies and the communist doctors and hospitals, these Einsteins are doing the opposite of what the media tells you to do and so are eating horse paste?

The far right media knows that vaccine mandates are the only way to contain Covid and ivermectin is a distraction. We know this. The Far Right knows that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Far Right make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

[Celery Man 20933]

33 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

The far right media knows that vaccine mandates are the only way to contain Covid and ivermectin is a distraction. We know this. The Far Right knows that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Far Right make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

 

 

[Genco 3040]

31 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

The far right media knows that vaccine mandates are the only way to contain Covid and ivermectin is a distraction. We know this. The Far Right knows that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Far Right make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45893]

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Let me see if I have the logic correct. These dumb motherfuckers are only eating horse paste because the media is portraying people who legitimately got an ivermectin prescription from their doctor as being horse paste eaters. And the media tells people NOT to eat horse paste. Therefore, since the media is run by Communist China and the far left Biden administration, who are in cahoots with the corporate-communist big Pharma vaccine companies and the communist doctors and hospitals, these Einsteins are doing the opposite of what the media tells you to do and so are eating horse paste?

Yours appears to be a succinct summary of the situation.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yours appears to be a succinct summary of the situation.

Makes me think. If the mainstream media/Democrats want the 30% entrenched Trumpers to do anything, they should use good ole fashioned reverse psychology and pundit for the opposite outcome.

[Chooky 13307]

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Let me see if I have the logic correct. These dumb motherfuckers are only eating horse paste because the media is portraying people who legitimately got an ivermectin prescription from their doctor as being horse paste eaters. And the media tells people NOT to eat horse paste. Therefore, since the media is run by Communist China and the far left Biden administration, who are in cahoots with the corporate-communist big Pharma vaccine companies and the communist doctors and hospitals, these Einsteins are doing the opposite of what the media tells you to do and so are eating horse paste?

You covered pretty much everything except one aspect.  That aspect is that rich, sinister corporate power doesn't want us to know about the effectiveness of the alternative remedy that is Ivermectin.  Because if there's one thing the Republican Party hates, it's big corporate power running amok.  The GOP has always hated it when massive corporations corner markets and stifle competition and operate in ways that are lavishly beneficial to the few to the detriment of the many.  They hate domineering financial power and have always done everything they can to curtail corporations from running wild.  Because the Republican Party, as we all know, always wants what's best for the little guy.  And they've never taken money from the evil and seductive power of Big Pharma.  Only the communist democrats get that money.  Never them.  

So in this instance, pharmaceutical companies are bullying the small mom and pop shop who makes Ivermectin -- a tiny, little wholesome company that is new and just trying to make their way by providing a product that helps all of us.  Ivermectin is made by a tiny, little outfit called Merck.  They're a new kid on the block trying to navigate through the unfair, monopolistic powers of the old guard.  Merck has only been around since 1890.  They only make about 51 to $53 billion dollars a year.  And when I say they're a wholesome local group, technically they're a multinational pharmaceutical company dominating global markets.  But let's not get bogged down in the details.  Big pharma is trying to destroy Merck, who is ... well, also big pharma, but let's not quibble over semantics.   

[Chooky 13307]

And here's a statement from Merck, the producers of Ivermectin, that the evil media and big pharma empires don't want you to read:

Quote

Merck (NYSE: MRK), known as MSD outside the United States and Canada, today affirmed its position regarding use of ivermectin during the COVID-19 pandemic. Company scientists continue to carefully examine the findings of all available and emerging studies of ivermectin for the treatment of COVID-19 for evidence of efficacy and safety. It is important to note that, to-date, our analysis has identified:

• No scientific basis for a potential therapeutic effect against COVID-19 from pre-clinical studies; 
• No meaningful evidence for clinical activity or clinical efficacy in patients with COVID-19 disease, and; 
• A concerning lack of safety data in the majority of studies.

 

[Celery Man 20933]

12 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Makes me think. If the mainstream media/Democrats want the 30% entrenched Trumpers to do anything, they should use good ole fashioned reverse psychology and pundit for the opposite outcome.

Maybe they’re already doing that and are just trying to kill them

[DonkeyCigars 144]

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Maybe they’re already doing that and are just trying to kill them

What a twist!

Saw XII: Democritical Condition

Edited September 17, 2021 by DonkeyCigars

[Deej 76756]

aggy: "Oh, that horse paste."

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Wait until they come up with something like Mercurochrome (merbromin) which is no longer available in the *US and therefore OBVIOUSLY a cure for COVID because THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

 

 

*Or much of Europe due to its mercury content.

[Brisketexan 105083]

You covered pretty much everything except one aspect.  That aspect is that rich, sinister corporate power doesn't want us to know about the effectiveness of the alternative remedy that is Ivermectin.  Because if there's one thing the Republican Party hates, it's big corporate power running amok.  The GOP has always hated it when massive corporations corner markets and stifle competition and operate in ways that are lavishly beneficial to the few to the detriment of the many.  They hate domineering financial power and have always done everything they can to curtail corporations from running wild.  Because the Republican Party, as we all know, always wants what's best for the little guy.  And they've never taken money from the evil and seductive power of Big Pharma.  Only the communist democrats get that money.  Never them.  
So in this instance, pharmaceutical companies are bullying the small mom and pop shop who makes Ivermectin -- a tiny, little wholesome company that is new and just trying to make their way by providing a product that helps all of us.  Ivermectin is made by a tiny, little outfit called Merck.  They're a new kid on the block trying to navigate through the unfair, monopolistic powers of the old guard.  Merck has only been around since 1890.  They only make about 51 to $53 billion dollars a year.  And when I say they're a wholesome local group, technically they're a multinational pharmaceutical company dominating global markets.  But let's not get bogged down in the details.  Big pharma is trying to destroy Merck, who is ... well, also big pharma, but let's not quibble over semantics.   

Here’s the fucking horrific thing….not a single fucking word of that is actually satire. Trumpkins have killed irony and satire. They’re deader than a 400 lb anti vaxxer with lung cancer and Covid. This is how their fucking brains actually work. It’s goddamned jaw-dropping.

[Sawbonz 27543]

44 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Wait until they come up with something like Mercurochrome (merbromin) which is no longer available in the *US and therefore OBVIOUSLY a cure for COVID because THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

 

 

*Or much of Europe due to its mercury content.

Monkey blood! Shit as a kid I probably had enough of that put on various cuts and scrapes to paint me 3 times over

[Chooky 13307]

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Here’s the fucking horrific thing….not a single fucking word of that is actually satire. Trumpkins have killed irony and satire. They’re deader than a 400 lb anti vaxxer with lung cancer and Covid. This is how their fucking brains actually work. It’s goddamned jaw-dropping.

People have told me to my face that Ivermectin is being demonized by big pharma and media for money. Then I tell them how odd it is for conservatives to be bitching about corporate power like a bunch of Chicago labor unions. Then you tell them that Merck is a massive pharm company with a long history that does really good work around the world and pays their employees pretty well. Then you mention their history of successful vaccines. Then it gets murky as you settle in for Facebook stories about metal in the bloodstream and dictators. Fuck it. 

In rural Texas they honestly believe that Ivermectin is discriminated against because it comes from Tractor Supply and feed stores. Blanket disdain for corporations was once the most annoying thing about reactionary, overzealous liberals. 

[Underdog 28585]

When can we start getting the Trumpanzees eating Vicks Vaporub?  

[Biff Tannen 45667]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

When can we start getting the Trumpanzees eating Vicks Vaporub?  

Or Tide pods.  Or rat poison.

[atomheartbevo 89630]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

When can we start getting the Trumpanzees eating Vicks Vaporub?  

[JimmyJames 12271]

On 9/15/2021 at 1:32 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

And where did they ever get the idea that these people like Joe Rogan were not taking an approved drug for humans prescribed by a doctor (but not approved for Covid use), but taking Horse Paste from the Tractor Supply?  How many people know that the CDC currently recommends Ivermectin for Afghan refugees. 

This isn't difficult to understand.  Even after people have died from the Horse paste, the media continues to purposely confuse the two different medications for political gain.  They are doing exactly what this thread accuses Rogan of, but are ultimately way more responsible for anyone who get sick from horse paste.  Maybe that's the idea, because the media knows full well the drug has been approved for human use for years (but not for Covid).  They can't make their point with the truth, so they lie regardless of consequences.  Do you think Stern acknowledges the prescription if Rogan hadn't been on air a day before calling out CNN for their misrepresentation?

I don't give a fuck what he puts in his body, but misrepresenting the truth for the dunk serves no public good.

Yeah it’s the media’s fault people overdose on horse paste. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

And here's a statement from Merck, the producers of Ivermectin, that the evil media and big pharma empires don't want you to read:

 

Duh. 

[SaucyJack 3488]

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

You covered pretty much everything except one aspect.  That aspect is that rich, sinister corporate power doesn't want us to know about the effectiveness of the alternative remedy that is Ivermectin.  Because if there's one thing the Republican Party hates, it's big corporate power running amok.  The GOP has always hated it when massive corporations corner markets and stifle competition and operate in ways that are lavishly beneficial to the few to the detriment of the many.  They hate domineering financial power and have always done everything they can to curtail corporations from running wild.  Because the Republican Party, as we all know, always wants what's best for the little guy.  And they've never taken money from the evil and seductive power of Big Pharma.  Only the communist democrats get that money.  Never them.  

So in this instance, pharmaceutical companies are bullying the small mom and pop shop who makes Ivermectin -- a tiny, little wholesome company that is new and just trying to make their way by providing a product that helps all of us.  Ivermectin is made by a tiny, little outfit called Merck.  They're a new kid on the block trying to navigate through the unfair, monopolistic powers of the old guard.  Merck has only been around since 1890.  They only make about 51 to $53 billion dollars a year.  And when I say they're a wholesome local group, technically they're a multinational pharmaceutical company dominating global markets.  But let's not get bogged down in the details.  Big pharma is trying to destroy Merck, who is ... well, also big pharma, but let's not quibble over semantics.   

 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

People have told me to my face that Ivermectin is being demonized by big pharma and media for money. Then I tell them how odd it is for conservatives to be bitching about corporate power like a bunch of Chicago labor unions. Then you tell them that Merck is a massive pharm company with a long history that does really good work around the world and pays their employees pretty well. Then you mention their history of successful vaccines. Then it gets murky as you settle in for Facebook stories about metal in the bloodstream and dictators. Fuck it. 

In rural Texas they honestly believe that Ivermectin is discriminated against because it comes from Tractor Supply and feed stores. Blanket disdain for corporations was once the most annoying thing about reactionary, overzealous liberals. 

[BrickHorn 18217]

5 hours ago, Chooky said:

You covered pretty much everything except one aspect.  That aspect is that rich, sinister corporate power doesn't want us to know about the effectiveness of the alternative remedy that is Ivermectin.  Because if there's one thing the Republican Party hates, it's big corporate power running amok.  The GOP has always hated it when massive corporations corner markets and stifle competition and operate in ways that are lavishly beneficial to the few to the detriment of the many.  They hate domineering financial power and have always done everything they can to curtail corporations from running wild.  Because the Republican Party, as we all know, always wants what's best for the little guy.  And they've never taken money from the evil and seductive power of Big Pharma.  Only the communist democrats get that money.  Never them.  

So in this instance, pharmaceutical companies are bullying the small mom and pop shop who makes Ivermectin -- a tiny, little wholesome company that is new and just trying to make their way by providing a product that helps all of us.  Ivermectin is made by a tiny, little outfit called Merck.  They're a new kid on the block trying to navigate through the unfair, monopolistic powers of the old guard.  Merck has only been around since 1890.  They only make about 51 to $53 billion dollars a year.  And when I say they're a wholesome local group, technically they're a multinational pharmaceutical company dominating global markets.  But let's not get bogged down in the details.  Big pharma is trying to destroy Merck, who is ... well, also big pharma, but let's not quibble over semantics.   

‘Mercka. Fuck yeah! 

[Bullneck 19073]

8 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

I thought you were taking a break from all this for a while?

[cactusflinthead 27598]

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Wait until they come up with something like Mercurochrome (merbromin) which is no longer available in the *US and therefore OBVIOUSLY a cure for COVID because THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

 

 

*Or much of Europe due to its mercury content.

 

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Monkey blood! Shit as a kid I probably had enough of that put on various cuts and scrapes to paint me 3 times over

I tried to come up with a plausible scenario in which Cletus and Clem remember the ancient bottle of merthiolate they found in granny's house, remembered how she made them gargle it when they had a sore throat, and so by extension it must be good for covid internally.

Only to later discover that it's the ebil thimerosal.

But, I can't make it work in my head.

Because I'm not crazy enough.

[WinningIsHard 4028]

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I thought you were taking a break from all this for a while?

I haven’t really posted anything that leans left or right so I figured I’d be safe, and people that take ivermectin for Covid are just really stupid, not necessarily terrorists. I guess you can’t please everybody tho. I thought you had me on ignore? 

[F250 28766]

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Monkey blood! Shit as a kid I probably had enough of that put on various cuts and scrapes to paint me 3 times over

 

[MissingInAction 25022]

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Wait until they come up with something like Mercurochrome (merbromin) which is no longer available in the *US and therefore OBVIOUSLY a cure for COVID because THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!

 

 

*Or much of Europe due to its mercury content.

They already are. I posted a tweet somewhere here about these jack wagons gargling the shit.

[C-Man 27199]

Monkey blood! Shit as a kid I probably had enough of that put on various cuts and scrapes to paint me 3 times over

Oh shit, is that what Monkey Blood was? My grandfather used to use that shit for everything. It was like his magic soccer spray.

[lmao 178]

12 hours ago, Celery Man said:

my bil is a rogan idiot. one of those Bernie-Trump blue collar pothead dudes who went weirdly maga conservative over the past several years and then wound up in the hospital with covid a month or so back. I'll have to ask him if he ate any horse paste, and if so if his doctor prescribed it for him. Do you spread it on an apple or something?

There are no "Bernie-Trump" people. This is just an attack on progressives who criticize corporate Dems & neoliberals.

 

12 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

 

Edited September 18, 2021 by lmao

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

10 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Makes me think. If the mainstream media/Democrats want the 30% entrenched Trumpers to do anything, they should use good ole fashioned reverse psychology and pundit for the opposite outcome.

Cool, so treat them like a bunch of spoiled five year-old brats.

Know one thing that’s actually good about spoiled five year-old brats?  They can’t fucking vote.

[Biff Tannen 45667]

9 hours ago, lmao said:

There are no "Bernie-Trump" people. This is just an attack on progressives who criticize corporate Dems & neoliberals.

 

 

It was well known there were people in 2016 that voted for dotard in protest because Bernie didn't win the D primary.  Not many, but there were some.

[CooterBrown 18004]

How many people know that the CDC currently recommends Ivermectin for Afghan refugees.

They don’t recommend it for COVID. They recommend it because the shitty third world sanitation in places like Afghanistan results in a large percentage of them having worms and other parasites. It’s not just a dewormer for animals.

[Biff Tannen 45667]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 

They don’t recommend it for COVID. They recommend it because the shitty third world sanitation in places like Afghanistan results in a large percentage of them having worms and other parasites. It’s not just a dewormer for animals.

 

[YChang 3443]

They don’t recommend it for COVID. They recommend it because the shitty third world sanitation in places like Afghanistan results in a large percentage of them having worms and other parasites. It’s not just a dewormer for animals.

Yeah, I don’t know why the poster keeps mentioning that.

[Celery Man 20933]

9 hours ago, lmao said:

There are no "Bernie-Trump" people. This is just an attack on progressives who criticize corporate Dems & neoliberals.

 

 

is this a bit you do on the internet or are you absolutely alone in the world

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

38 minutes ago, YChang said:

Yeah, I don’t know why the poster keeps mentioning that.

Because he is a complete moron. HTH

[Nivek 16923]

Delete

[aggie08 21492]

55 minutes ago, YChang said:

Yeah, I don’t know why the poster keeps mentioning that.

Yes you do

[Eskimohorn 5633]

Yeah, I don’t know why the poster keeps mentioning that.

Its a Steve Bannon strategy of throwing shit out there to muddy any argument

[Brisketexan 105083]

They don’t recommend it for COVID. They recommend it because the shitty third world sanitation in places like Afghanistan results in a large percentage of them having worms and other parasites. It’s not just a dewormer for animals.

Yeah, I don’t know why the poster keeps mentioning that.

Because he is a complete moron. HTH

Yes you do

Its a Steve Bannon strategy of throwing shit out there to muddy any argument

And….scene. Fuck him.

[lmao 178]

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

is this a bit you do on the internet or are you absolutely alone in the world

Show me the "Bernie-Trump" supporters.

[Celery Man 20933]

13 minutes ago, lmao said:

Show me the "Bernie-Trump" supporters.

my brother in law, who is the person I was talking about when you said that he doesn't exist

Edited September 18, 2021 by Celery Man
i guess it's not a bit then

[wildcat09 29348]

27 minutes ago, lmao said:

Show me the "Bernie-Trump" supporters.

You mean aside from you?

[Underdog 28585]

If he isn't pushing up daisies by now, then I'd say things are going well enough for him. 

[lmao 178]

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It was well known there were people in 2016 that voted for dotard in protest because Bernie didn't win the D primary.  Not many, but there were some.

And there millions who voted for the Dotard that voted for Obama. 

[lmao 178]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

You mean aside from you?

Nope. Trump was awful. Why do you accuse people to the left of you as Trump supporters? Bold strategy, Cotton.