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https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news   New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz

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I generally respect you and your posts around here, and I have an idea of the things that are important to you in life. As such, I looked back at the thread when Notre Dame was on fire to see what you

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This is why I keep coming back to threads. Now I’m sitting here hitting refresh giggling like a little kid waiting on the explanation. I’m also slightly curious to see what was so great about this link, but the fear of what I may see keeps me away.

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1 minute ago, Brew said:

This is why I keep coming back to threads. Now I’m sitting here hitting refresh giggling like a little kid waiting on the explanation.

Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

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Explanation?  Do you think he's doing some kind of Pete Townsend type investigation and research?

Right, there is only one explanation.   Errbody got some kink.     Some a little kinkier than others.   There's levels to this shit!

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2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

well, OK, but how "off" do you think it is? like I'm speculating "ah the pilot would barely have time between the instant the hill appeared through the fog and his instantaneous death" and your reaction is "we don't know how fast it was going"-- what, you think they very slowly crashed into the hill and the guy had time to think "well shit, let's try spinning, that's a good trick!" or try a bunch of evasive maneuvers or tell the passengers, "uh oh, brace for impact, I may have miscalculated our altitude"....?

to the extent I even made a point, it was just that they were probably going so fast that the pilot barely had time to register "I'm going to die" before he did die, and I will bet you a testicle that the evidence will not contravene that seemingly uncontroversial guess on my part

Wow, what a gambler! 

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Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Wait, what?  I always saw the commentary on Thai ladyboys but he responded with a “yawn”. Never knew what that was about. 

Oh it was some amazing shit.  Much worse than this.  There were a half dozen + links to trannyporn.  I didn’t get much done that day.  I laughed for hours while he tried, without much luck, to defend himself from the endless barrage of jokes.  

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh it was some amazing shit.  Much worse than this.  There were a half dozen + links to trannyporn.  I didn’t get much done that day.  I laughed for hours while he tried, without much luck, to defend himself from the endless barrage of jokes.  

Maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...............I would have paid to be a part of clowning that dude hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

 

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I dated a chick once who really tried to convince me do that. I guess I get a woman having that fantasy, but NowThis certainly outted himself as peg watcher hahaha. Not judging, do you! Maybe he was looking at new positions for himself to try while getting pegged? We will never know, but this is legendary. Mods better not erase it haha. 
 

Back to Kobe. Been listening to sports radio most of the day and not a peep about the Super Bowl. I get it, Kobe was larger than sports. Jason Whitlock just about balled on air with the other commentators of Speak for Yourself. 

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Just now, hundredTT said:

I dated a chick once who really tried to convince me do that. I guess I get a woman having that fantasy, but NowThis certainly outted himself as peg watcher hahaha. Maybe he was looking at new positions for himself to try while getting pegged? We will never know, but this is legendary. Mods better not erase it haha. 
 

Back to Kobe. Been listening to sports radio most of the day and not a peep about the Super Bowl. I get it, Kobe was larger than sports. 

Can mods change his name to NowThis ?

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Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 
New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.
Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.


Best post in the history of Surly. Over/under on how many posts this username has after this?

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I repped the guy. Let your freak flag fly brother!

 

I repped him too. I couldn’t possibly care less what anyone is into. I just think it’s hilarious when things like this happen. We had a user on TOS post a link to a tranny porn (not Rocko) and then another admit to having a tranny dvd in his bedside table (that one may have been a joke). Who cares?

 

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https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news

 

New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others.

Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.

Im not clicking the link, but am going to give you the benefit of the doubt that it is at least Emma Watson giving "Black Mamba" a whole new meaning.

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After being on Twitter and other social media all day and especially after seeing someone translate what Kobe and his daughter were saying to each other at that basketball game, the last 50 posts on this thread were exactly what I needed. Holy shit I'm dying.

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